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first for memeducer

really want a bf

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Britain is conquered by Pakistan

Are you a cuteboy? You live in the SW Enlgand?

How the fuck do you smoke out of a pipe mine just tastes burnt as fuck

*throws you into the bog*

/brit/ is an anti-LGBT degeneracy general

Watching any good nonce cartoons lately lads?

Fuck off brit is a gay communist paki general

Do you mean smoking trees out of a glass pipe or memebacco out of a wooden memeipe?

bit gay

It's no wonder that the Poles have despised throughout history the same as Jews and Gypsies.

is it true that it's illegal to poo in the loo in the usa??

do they arrest you if you dont shart in the 'mart?

stop complaining and do something about it
worthless normie

trees

>gay
no
>communist
sometimes
>paki
absolutely not

hey x

you gay? xx

remember you autists split the threads into northern and southern /brit/
worst gimmick I'd seen in a long time

We have been hated because we are a Godly people, and other nations get jealous of that.

kuzu no honkai

Why do you care so much.

Gumball is quite good, screw your anime shite

take the ganja pill

Communist you say?

Clean the resin off the bowl and mouth piece with a cotton swab and rubbing alcohol otherwise give the whole pipe a good cleaning

jew divide and conquer tactics

The history of your shit little country getting shit on? I'm already embarrassed for you

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Because I was a Britaboo when I was a child until I found out Britain was full of Muslims and Blacks. Do you realise how it is to have your heroes turn out to be faggots?

Pirates of the Caribbean could've been a lot more interesting if Will was a black man

The Poonited Sharts

user

libertarianpartyuk.com/immigration/

this is the best immigration policy by a UK political party

prove me wrong

think I have a UTI

literally the first time using it

Britain's toilet stains are conquered by Poland

With Britain's help, Poland will finally win a battle

>libertarian
Gross

Ok, well you just keep sending your women over here so I can keep fucking them.

Polish girls are so easy.

Useful tips for composing, writing, mailing, and recording letters by Lewis Carroll

1st Rule. Write legibly.

2nd Rule. Don't fill more than a page and a half with apologies for not having written sooner! The best subject, to begin with, is your friend's last letter.

3rd Rule. Don’t repeat yourself.

4th Rule. When you have written a letter that you feel may possibly irritate your friend, however necessary you may have felt it to so express yourself, put it aside till the next day. Then read it over again, and fancy it addressed to yourself.

5th Rule. If your friend makes a severe remark, either leave it unnoticed, or make your reply distinctly less severe: and if he makes a friendly remark, tending towards "making up" the little difference that has arisen between you, let your reply be distinctly more friendly.

6th Rule. Don’t try to have the last word!

7th Rule. If it should ever occur to you to write, jestingly, in dispraise of your friend, be sure you exaggerate enough to make the jesting obvious: a word spoken in jest, but taken as earnest, may lead to very serious consequences.

8th Rule. When you say, in your letter, "I enclose cheque for £5," or "I enclose John’s letter for you to see," leave off writing for a moment—go and get the document referred to—and put it into the envelope. Otherwise, you are pretty certain to find it lying about, after the Post has gone!

9th Rule. When you get to the end of a notesheet, and find you have more to say, take another piece of paper—a whole sheet, or a scrap, as the case may demand: but whatever you do, don’t cross! Remember the old proverb: Cross-writing makes cross reading.

To the lad who was trying to eat his baked potato, I made a diagram. The trick is cutting it so that you're always getting a top layer of cheese

anyone know how to write a cover letter

'twas me who reunified them

Just gotta be more confident bro

Maybe you have shit bud

COMMIESHARTS BTFO

>the commie cuck spammer is here

4 U

t.14 year old britpol user

>2017
>being a communist in a western country
youre probably some upper middle class uni runt who just wants to be rebellious
it is NOT in your self-interest. go pretend to be a liberal

I haven't watched that but I've heard it has a focus on "real" relationships with some NTR, kinda puts me off desu.

go to the 'insert' tab on microsoft word and select 'cover page'

hope this helped :) x

>t 13 year old edgy commie

leave rash**d

Stop coming to our country then, there are only so many toilets that need cleaning

I'm not a communist but I don't really like capitalism either

need a centrist solution between the two extremes

It's in every WORKERS interests middle
or working class fuck off porky

>The core tenet is that there should be free movement of peoples. Anybody arriving in the country should have no expectation of being supported by the State, subsidized housing or any benefits of any kind.
yes, let's literally import homeless people.

grind up weed
gently pack the weed in, a little tighter at the bottom and more loose at the top. tighter at the bottom so that the weed doesn't shoot through as easily. you can check the air-flow before you try lighting it but that isn't necessary

then you take your thumb and cover the hole on the side of the pipe, light the weed, and start tryna inhale dat shit into your lungs. once it lights up and starts going and you want to take your hit, take your thumb off the hole and cooler air will flow into the pipe and allow you to finish your hit


protip: take like 80-90% of the hit with your mouth on the pipe and for the last bit of your hit move your face away from the pipe so that you can take in extra air. its a lot easier on your lungs this way.

>anime
>commieposting

the epitome of a 13 year old virgin cuck

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#notallanimes

snowy friday night and i'm spending it alone shitposting with my only friends, the lads in /brit/

>anime
>commieposting

>the epitome of a 13 year old virgin cuck

Socialism? thats a pretty shitty ideology tho unless you get a bit of nationlism in there

redpill = hate the establishment

ganja pill = watch family guy, get sleepy, eat snacks

business idea: implement an id system on Sup Forums so we can filter out the leftypolfag

cheers
now what do i write in it x

pics of snow

*nationalizes every industry*
*pockets all the money because it's in my self interest to do so*
*watches the masses starve*
what you going to do about it pinko

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>i'm a communist

Anyone have Blackwake? I need friends to purge the pirate scum.

might post some pics from my comfy folder

thoughts?

>reeeeeeee differing opinions scare me

NatSoc isn't socialism. They privatise almost everythin, didn't give the workers the means of production etc
>what is anarcho communism

Do I hold the lighter on the weed or a bit above it

Thanks for the diagram, it's really good :)
Surely that'd only work on smaller potatoes though. Every bite including some skin seems like there'd be a strong ratio of flesh to cheese, which can throw the whole thing off imo

stop eating bread and refined sugar

yeah go ahead

comfy

tropical friday night and i'm spending it alone shitposting with my enemies, the lads in /brit/

>anarcho communism

>thread derailed into another rasheed vs rorke general

>what is anarcho communism
gay

ok

>SEX: NEVER

ROFL

Socialism, not National Communism

yeah float it like a milimeter above it but if you hit the weed a bit it doesn't matter much, you'll get the hang of it really fast

>people can't govern themselves based on mutual aid and self governance
Why are yanks so brainwashed?

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Ignore all right wing posters

just said goodnight to the gf lads xx

>reeeeee don't ignore my retarded opinions

>this triggers the liberal

ah yes the centrist faggot

my house

Making a game where a foreign class of peoples comes into your neighbourhood and starts committing loads of crimes and generally shitting up the place so you get a gun and go kill them all only to find that the person behind it was the head of big corporation with support from the government.

It's a science fiction game.

it's not about differing opinions you sperg. it's because you're deliberately trying to derail our bants with your pipe dream revolution bullshit that not a single one of us could give a fuck about. it's fucking retarded and so an id/filter system serves fit.

Looks good, gonna get my m8s to buy it and play it with them ;))))))

No I'm talking about National socialism, what you're thinking by national communism is nazbol but that's different from NatSoc