This is the story in which I nearly died trying to save a hooker
It's gonna be a little long so bare with me
> be me around 4 years back
> be living in something like ( pic related )
It's gonna matter later
> I worked as a chef-help at the city's restaurant and every two weeks as a security-kind-of-guard ( just there so no one flips their shit ) at a club my friend was owning ( he was more like a manager or something like that )
It earned some extra money so why not
> being a club
> full or prostitutes that people would bring with them
> here's where I met her ( let's call her Annie )
> she was quite a piece ( an easy 8.5/10 )
> I didn't really mind because I wasn't into HIV > one night some drunk-fuck start losing his shit and starts a fight with some girl
> he knocks her out
Me and the other guys weren't really giving a shit so yea
> It was our job so let's take the guy out
> We kick his ass and go back in
> the girl was on the floor
> no one was helping her
> whatthefuck
> I go get her and some dick she was with jumps and yells at me to "fuck off"
> Alright?
Cont?
This is the story in which I nearly died trying to save a hooker
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cont I guess.
but... "the city's restaurant"?? like.. there's only 1? that aint a city my nigga.
Do it OP
I'm listening
Did she choke on eggs?
It was a bigger town
I'm sorry I didn't specify
It wasn't really a city
kek
why do these guys never pre-type stuff?
Because they're making it up as they go.
Cont
> I just mind my business for the night and that was it
Next week
> Everything's normal
> At that club again "doing my job"
> Out of nowhere I see the girl approaching me
> "Hey , the other told me about last week,Thanks for caring... "
Mid-sentence that fucker comes to me and asks me
> What the fuck do you want?
He pulls the girl by the arm and tells me I will regret this
okeydokey.exe
> I end my shift at around 4 AM when most people leave
> I change pack my shit and leave
> I see with the corner of my eye this black Acura RDX driving slowly
> I stop and so does it
> I turn around and make a confused gesture
> The car speeds up and stop next to me
> 4 huge niggers get out of the car and jump on me
ohhell
> They beat me up and I hear the same fucker tell me
I hope you learned your lesson
Sorry I post short replies I don't want it tot 404'
this thread is a long, long way from 404-potential.
EATALLTHEEGGSSSSSS
but not far from snore-0-snore potential
amirite
>> here's where I met her ( let's call her Annie )
Smooth criminal incoming
go on OP, tell us how the niggers continued raping your gay ass
holy shit didn't catch that
fuck you op your thread is trash
The real question is, which one's better?
Original, or Metal?
> I get up and barely crawl my ass back home
> I patch myself as good as I can and get some rest
> The next morning I consider calling the cops but I really don't want to cause my friend any trouble
His club is full of these kinds of "mobs" anyways
> I go get checked the next day at the doctor just to make sure
What happened user?
> I was working around the house and fell down the ladder
I only now realize how retarded it sounds
> I talk to my friend and I tell him what happened
> He tells me that the guy is some big shit known for "owning" most of the prostitutes around
> I can't let this happen again
> Without knowing how to handle one I get myself a gun
> Just a small Glock kind of pistol
> The rest of the week is normal
> Week-end comes
> That fucker is of course there
> I try to not give him much attention but I can not ignore the way he was treating the girl
As I said earlier she was really good looking so no wonder he took her with him
> He leaves for something and his dogs go with him
That's when I get to talk to her
> She tells me that I should not fuck with this guy because he's "for real"
> I make a small talk
She tells me her name is [Annie]
> I see one of his bodyguards coming inside so he must be too
> I try to act like I didn't talk to her but it really didn't work as that nigger saw me
Oh well
> I mind my business when the fucker comes angry to me and pulls out a knife
> I take out my ""glock"" and threaten him
Big mistake
> He tells me I will regret it and so will that "bitch"
thought it was every 2 weeks?
Fucking kek
The metal cover is far better.
youtube.com
You Okay?
Annie are you ok are you ok annie? You been hit by you been struck by a smooth criminal.
i think i've been hit
Nice fanfic bro.
ANNIE
I am shitting myself but at the same time I have a gun on me
> that I don't know how to use
> Around the same hour I leave the club for home and I see his car in the parking lot
> It was stopped but I knew he was waiting for me
Fucked up big time
> I start running for my life and I hear the car starting
> I jump over a fence and run for my life
> As I get closer to home I hear a car in the distance
> Ohnopleaseno
I hide in the fucking bushes and wait for it to pass
It was the same car
> My autistic mind didn't realise he could see me
> they leave
> I go home and try to sleep
I can't because of the fear.
> Next morning I am paranoic as fuck expecting a bomb in the mail or a team of 4 niggers to break inside
> Nothing
Suddenly the phone rings
> "H...hello?"
> "No one messes with me.Especially a piece of shit like you"
> My heart dropped
> I run to get my Glock and get out of the house
I grab dinner at work and don't leave the building all day
> I get a cab home
When I get home I see my apartment door open
> ohshit
This is the first thing I thought of, bait story.
Cont!
Annie are you ok
Sorry
I meant the next work week
My bad
Did OP really think we'd fall for his meme?
Im pretty sure anything he's posting after
is a fucking coverup
Annie? Annie!? ANNIIIIIEEEE!
pic of OP
I dont care if its real or not but this story is pretty good to read tbh
And???
ARE YOU OOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY?
y so serious annie> r u ok?
i think i've been struck!
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS
Bump/Cont whether it's real or not I'm a book fag so...
Probably a smooth criminal. Annie, are you ok?
SMOOTH CRIMINAL
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON MY CARPET
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEEEE
>be me
>annie
>come to thread for story
>get struck by something
>idk what it was
Then OP realized he was a giant faggot and left the thread in search of nigger cock to suck.
Include me in the screencap
This is a terrible bamboozle
who r u?
> Stop Annieposting I couldn't think of a better cover name
Cont
> I must've left the door opened
Today's not a good day
> My stuff on the floor
> Everything has been turned upside down
> I see a note on the table telling me that
"I am lucky I got out easily"
> Call the cops or not?
Why the fuck would anyone do it?
Well this time I did it
Was it a good idea?
> No
I tell them everything and they say
"They'll see what the can do"
> I skip the next shift and stay home
I really thought everything calmed down
> It didn't
In the middle of the night
I hear a knock on my door
At this point I was hoping it's some demon haunting the house
> It's
> fucking
> Annie lol haha AmIritesofunny
> She tells me that her "boss" is going to kill me
and that I need to get out of town as fast as possible
> Nothing to lose besides my life right?
> I pack some shit in my backpack and get moving
As I am ready to leave I think that really nothing can go worse so I ask >her< if she wants to come with me
> She wasn't hard to convince
So we get going
We don't have anywhere to go so we hit the road
We get to the next town and stop for rest
Cont
>
>Be OP
>Be ready pull epic meymey
>Sup Forums is too smart
>Later
>Still be OP
>Be struck by something
>idk what it was.
ANNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>Annieposting
Kek
>annieposting
And a meme was born
BOW
duh dunna duh nah duh dah
da da da nah da nuh duh
OP keep going bro, Even if it's a meme it's a great story, If it's real I'm loving it.
failing harder then this
fuck off ronald mcdonald
>Be OP
>Be at club
>Annie struck me
user YOU OKAY?
lol.
as she comin through the window was a sound of a cashindow
OW
user YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY, YOU OKAY user?
>Annieposting
>be me
>at club
>girl hit
ANNIE U OK??/???/
someone better be working on a screencap
>Club
>Girl hit
>idk who it was
fuck off.
This
i gotchu fam
( no i don't)
keks lmao lol trulled u
youtube.com
fucking video is hard to watch.
We've already decided
is better
post some pics of this hoor
Nice me me
This is the story in which I nearly died trying to save Annie
It's gonna be a little long so don't strike me
> be me around 4 Annies back
> be living in something like ( pic related )
It's gonna matter later
> I worked as a smooth criminal at the city's restaurant and every two weeks as a strike force ( just there so no one gets struck ) at a club my Annie was owning ( he was more like a criminal or something like that )
It earned some extra money so why not
> being a smooth criminal
> full of Annies that people would bring with them
> here's where I met her ( let's call her Annie )
> she was quite a smooth criminal ( an easy 8.5/10 )
> I didn't really mind because I wasn't into getting struck > one night some drunk-fuck start striking his shit and starts a fight with some girl
> he hits/strikes her
Me and the other guys weren't really giving a shit so yea
> It was our job so let's strike this guy
> We strike him and go back in
> Annie was on the floor
> no one was helping her
> whatthefuck
> I go strike her and some dick she was with jumps and yells at me to "fuck off"
> Alright?
and then two of our bunt cakes, on the carpet OOH
Here's ops story.
See nigger
Gets beat up by nigger
Buys gun
Get beat up by nigger
Walk the dinosaur
I save you all 30 minutes.
lost
>4 Annies back
>Full of Annies
Annieposting is now a meme
>be me
>be 12
>hear noises in basement
>go downstairs
>in bedroom
>sister annie
>struck down, her doom
>came in through window
>annie are you ok
>are you ok annie
i don't know
thank so bruh!
it's oc
and my name is john
...
was she ok?
I DON'T KNOW!!
I wonder how many authors took ideas from this site with these stories.
Nigger, we've in here for 40 minutes, read the thread you colossal faggot.
The meme is
THE CITY'S RESTAURANT
ask for annie
see if she's okay
Where'd OP go?
Did we outshine him with our >Annieposting
youtube.com
Far better then that overrated "king of pop" kiddy diddler.
THE CITY'S RESTAURANT
I had some money in my account since I got a cheap rent on my apartment
> We rent a room at a hotel and just went to sleep
> The next morning we get ready to leave
> We don't wanna go on foot so we rent some bikes
The bikes never got back
> we get moving and cover quite some distance just to get as far away as possible
> We end up in a city around 50 miles from the first town where I was staying and where shit started
> We felt a little bit safer but they had cars and we only had two shitty bikes
> The city is big so what are the chances of being found
Did you know that people got connections?
Well they do
> We rent a room at a motel that had lower prices
> We spent yet another night there and the next day we take a bus
As far away as possible
> we just go
> we stop somewhere quite far from that place We think that at this point splitting up would be a good idea so we do it
> I only cared for my life anyway so I let her go and I try to work my way around
My fucking sides!
I guess, I've been to two shows where they were on the card and was not impressed either time.
1 away from quints
OP needs to type faster and stop sucking dick in between posts
>herro relcome to shitty restaurant
>annie? who annie?
>yesh im fine prease
>I SAID IM FINE WHO THE FUCK IS ANNIE?!
>I STRIKE YOU BACK SHITTY CRIMINAL MONGORIANS
THE BIKES NEVER GOT
B A C K
A
C
K
you almost got killed to save a super- hot girl and you let her go without at least fucking her?!
e-e
Kek
I never understood people fascination with jackson.
Nothing i have seen him do was ever anything special. just meh. and yet he made meh into millions so gotta give him proprs for that at least.
fucking kek
well done
I'm talking about alien ant farm.
mike J was ok before he was killed off and replaced with this fairy, child fucker.