Woke up tomorrow morning

>Woke up tomorrow morning
>Saw this in your house
>What do?

WHERE IS SANDVICH???

Go back to bed.

OP is a faggot.

kek and a get

nice job

P-Put my dick in it.

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OP is a major faggot
> why is it greentext
> why a minigun
Your not cool faggot

However i would try to shoot it i guess
Or sell it

>Masturbate furiously.
>weep because I could never afford enough ammo to actually have fun with it

Fucking simple
>drink 12ltr of water
>2hours pass
>empty all bullets out
>stick up ass bcuz fag
>struggle a little bcuz no lube bcuz again fag
>hold trigger with tape and spin like a water sprinkler with making the "th th th th th th" sound

Take more benzos

Wonder why there's a prop in my house

>book a flight to Columbia
>Run through the Forrest
>Shoot at the predator
>Eventually die from a plasma shot to the chest

who else would head to Washington?.

Probably 25 to life

>>book a flight to Columbia
>>Run through the Forrest
>>Shoot at the predator
>>Eventually die from a plasma shot to the chest

why didn't you get to the choppa?

>pick it up
>find preschool
>let loose

Have my local PD dispose of that death machine safely

Wonder where I can get 400,000 dollars for ammo.

Enable infinite ammo and FUCK THE WORLD

Kill myself.

>Put in mouth
>Press button

First I would open my phone and set the GPS to the nearest school.

Cuck

dontgotoschooltomorrowsomeofyouarealright.exe

>Sell airsoft
>aquire real gat

Lel

ammo?
>find the nearest mosk

sell it for scrap.

>mosk