So I visited Norway and three people told me the same joke

So I visited Norway and three people told me the same joke.

"Foreigners need a ladder to reach the high prices in Norway"

Is this like the official national joke?

Aye, it's also government subsidized

norwegians arent white

would I be considered a manlet at 6'1 (185 cm I think) in Norway?

They are the master race

Yea lol, especially since you always have to remove like 5 cm from what an american say his height is to get his actual height.

>6'1 is manlet in sweden
what the fug

prove it

If you're under 30 that is.

idk it just seems crazy to me. Even in Holland I felt normal

In the US everyone walks around on their tip toes

I'm memeing lad. 185cm is literally average among young people. I'm only 183 lmao.

>cm

What did he mean by this?

If she is master race, why does she need to dye her hair?

Yes

t. 186cm non-manlet

Don't disparage my waifu

Might as well. I used to work a lot with tourist there I had to check their IDs and every american had at least 6' written as their height even though I was at least half a head taller and barefoot. It was just so fucking bizarre.

How tall are you?

183cm so exactly 6ft.

That's racist!

Do you love Norway Sven?

Joke on height and how hard it is to gain status in Norways as a foreigner.

Yes, a lot.

bet her feet smell like shit

Wouldn't stop me

what if she has black filth residue under her nails???

Is her hair dyed? Its quite commmon to have dark roots and blonde hair here though i think. I have it, and i have never dyed my hair. And most people in my family have it.

Yes this is her natural hair

her hair is literally the same color as mine and i've always considered myself blonde

is this considered dark hair in scandinavia?

That isn't blonde I can tell you that

It's called dirty blonde.

hnng

delet?

That is light brown hair lad

my hair becomes lighter during the summer, i swear

>falling for the norwegian women are attractive meme

ever notice why the three same women are only posted

just say your 6ft1 from now on

every man 5ft 9 to 5ft 11 says they're 6ft

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all germanic women are uggos that look like man tho

in the rare case they are goot looking, they are fucking gorgeous tho

grimes is such beat
rekt

You can counter that by using the words "Norwegian", "skiing" and "doping" in the same sentence. You can also tell them what a racist pit Norway is.
You should finish off by saying "kyss mig i röven" in Swedish for extra saltypoints.

norwegians are gypsies

Someone show me average Norwegians.

google "aids bjorn"

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