Have you ever had casual sex without using a condor?

Have you ever had casual sex without using a condor?

It wouldn't let me

Only fucking without rubber, creampie gangbang rocks

Actually none of my sexual intercourses had any birds involved

constantly
i don't fuck dirty whores
and I tell them I've had a vasectomy as well
top kek

Keeping a bird on your dick is not as easy as it sounds

Yeah but it took a crane to pull my dick out. Picture related.

If I ever do fuck a bird, I'll let you know!

As cute as that looks, sand in the vagina is NOT fun for either partner.

/thread.

I've tried getting a condor into my house but alas those beasts have sharp claws and needless to say, I was unsuccessful.

nope. we always tag team

no I prefer to fuck real and alive women not corpses like you OP.
so I don't need a scavenger bird to cover my deeds

It flew away before I could reach it. I had to then have sex with some girl. It was fucking stupid

i got raped a penguin once

Many times. I've been extremely lucky.

Newfags don't get the reference, OP.

>not using a condor
what kinda vanilla casual are you?

Yeah but the one about "takes a crane to get it out" is pretty good, c'mon son.

Caprice is so hot I'd let her bring a condor along if she wanted to.

>hey guyse look I "accidentally misspelled Condom"

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Forced meme is forced

CONDORS!

I fancy myself an egret but sometimes she wants a tucan nose in her vag.

Does it take a crane to get it out?

I thought that's how pearls are made...

That was so meta...

>fucked about 43 chicks so far
>5 with no condor
>one of them was my second gf
>I hated birds back then
>she didnt have one
>so I just fucked her in the ass
>she shat everywhere
>we blamed it on her dog
>dog got sent to the farm in the sky to fly with the other condors
>bought a eagle first then noticed condors are really just best
>been using one ever since
>only exceptios were a blue haired dyke and her lesbian gf

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I once used a hawk

Met a girl from /soc/ who was sterile about 5 years ago. Had unprotected sex.

Bitch has a kid now! Thankfully it's only a few months old and not 5 years old.

Fucking condors!

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found the FAT CUNT

unhealthy piece of shit

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Stop pretending like this is something that "only old fags know". Fuck off with your stupidity. Cringeworthy as fuck....

i never wear condoms

Either they're new as fuck, or they're deliberately pretending OP accidentally mis-spelled. Either way, that's the cringe, not my calling them out on it.

Twice during my freshman year. The second girl had a pregnancy scare and so now I'm reluctantly safe. Condoms fucking suck.

Of course, it's the best way. Pic related. My cock six weeks ago.

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never. he's my wingman

Never with a condor, but Falcor and I used party.