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would you step on dogo for 18 FUCKING billions ?
>pretty autustic question overall
provide pic with reaction

no. but if it was a human baby sure thing

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yea

Are you stupid? Ofc

i would cry for days and weeks probably, but i'd try to do it.

>18 billion
>never have to work again
>can save the lives of millions of other animals that will actually lead to evolutionary advancement unlike that miniature dog
>how dumb do you have to be to say now when there's so much other good you could do.

Obviously! There are always animals getting killed, but this is the one chance to make a fortune! I like puppies, but fuck it.

Wouldn't blink or hesitate a microsecond to tramp it to gravy with my bare feet and then eat it for 18 billion

This, save 1000s of the puppies for the cost of one puppy, I say that equals it out in the end.

Yes. Then I'd spend at least 100 dollars on a statue for the day, as a daily reminder of what his sacrifice has done for me.

1000s of species of animals*

I'd fucking destroy that puppy for 18 billion

No, i'd never kill a puppy no matter how much you offered to pay me.
I'd rather step on a infant child though, i don't give a fuck about cancerous humans.

Animals do not judge you, animals do not kill the planet.

Fuck human scum, save the pupper

No you fucking retard.

But I would step on your teeth curb stomp style for free

faget

basically
>lesser evil

r u really this dumb user?

Eighteen billion?

You're the dumb one dude.

>EGGTEEN BINION

travel safe pupper

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Id stomp every pupper in the world for 18billion
Id go door to door... Id wait weeks for slimy puupers to emerge from their mothers doggo vagina just to stomp on them before their first breathe

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roll over

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I'm not a liberal and believe man is created in Gods image and I already eat animals so I would STOMP on the puppy.

Travel Safe Pupper

with that kind of money you could contribute to the republican party and sway their goals in such a way that supports the life of more puppies and less humans. They already give zero shits about the poor and hope they work themselves to death, all you have to do it help them out on the terms that they help puppies.

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travel safe pupper

travel safe pupper

I'm a liberal and agnostic and would still stomp the shit out of that life because I could use the money to support so much more good in the world, 18M really is a world changing amount of money.

Yeah I'd step on it. But I wouldn't kill it. Free 18 billion for a gentle step on a puppy. LOOPHOLE BITCHES.

I don't have 18 billion dollars.

I would step on it for $50 max. More than this is too expensive for such a small and common animal.

I would pay $10 000 to beat a panda with a baseball bat.

>basically lesser eveil
and we're talking about BILLIONS , not milions

This guy knows what's up.

You are literal shit. worse than sjws, worse than feminists.

You're not a fucking race traitor.
You're a god damn Species traitor.

people like you who value the lives of animals over your fellow man make me fucking sick. Your kind is the most foul, degenerate, vile SHIT in existence. Nobody fucking likes you, please get the fuck off of this planet

Of course, i would pay an vet for him after this

Well excuse me for having a few beers.

M or B I'd still do it for the same reasons

Unless you get the money which is actually real, youre stomping the puppy for a promise of cash. That is stupid.

I would do it for free. Cat master race!

everyone would smash that pup, but do you think peta would do it?

Um...yeah?

You never said I have to kill it or bear down with my full weight, dumbass. I'd just tap it with my sole, collect my check, grab the puppy on my way out, and later hire a bunch of Hell's Angels and Aryan Brotherhood to beat you to death for being such a faggot-ass nigger who asks dumbass niggerfaggot questions.

Now go eat half a bag of dicks, wait a bit to digest, then eat the rest of the bag of dicks, your fucking idiot.

Fuck off you fucking autist.

You'd have to be a literal retard to pick modern humanity over virtually any fucking animal.

The human species is the equivalent of an e. coli infection.

>ermagehrd guize i just saw the matrix mr smith is so rite you guiz

>niggerfaggot
didnt heard that one for a long time
+ 10 points for idea of not fully stomping
>no problem m8 . have a cold one also on me
you would get teh money immidietilly after stomping into ur hands

18 billion in escrow? now we're talking

wat

yes but i will not kill him, i would put a little bit of my feed on his face but not explote his head, use fucking logic man

The better question is how much is your soul worth.

Well that depends on what philosophy you subscribe to

Pick which ever one suits you're moral compass.

l would drop kicking to france

What if my are don't have a philosophy that regards souls as real, but logic dictates that one should not be a fuckwit?

I not have 18 billion dollar.
why play 18 bilion dolar to step on dog when you can go to street and step on dog for free

I'd hesitate, I'd cry, I'd hyperventilate, but eventually I would just walk away. That puppy is too cute

jokes on you. I'm ginger.

l would gutter stomp the fucking shit out of that puppy for 18 billion, its guts all over the pavement and i'd dance on it infront of everybody

you bet your ass id do, I mean animals die for stupid reasons and with all that money I can save plenty of them. It's a small sacrifice for a brighter future

>I'm an angsty teenager and I hate humanity
>I'm a depressed young adult who thinks his hatred for his own kind is a form of maturity
>Liking your own species is autism

please go be a retard in a coffin

I mean it's 18billion dollars. I could do a lot of good with that and make up for it. Sorry for shit pic quality.

>liking your own species is autism

If you love this species you are a lover of evil.

>shit pic quality
its perfect

I'd do it for 500 bucks, just a puppy dude.

Evil by what standard exactly?

You realize that good and evil don't even exist and that they are just terms made up by OTHER FUCKING PEOPLE in order to single each other out.

are you evil? are you pure? how do you justify not killing yourself. if you hate evil so much why do you continue to be evil.

you skip a lot of basic logical steps in order to come to the conclusion that
>"lol all humans are evil"

I don't think so

>You realize that good and evil don't even exist

stopped reading here

It says step, not kill
So yeah I would step on the puppy, with the money I could get a vet for the dog after that

18 fucking billions
>you must be autistic
i would do this twice for shit and giggles

I'd bite it's head off for $50.

As I said, I don't know, I haven't been offered but I don't need money and I do love doggo's

evil and good is a product of humans my dude. nature has to moral compass why else can a baby elk be killed by a wolf. nature has no judgement over what is "good and evil"

i'd fuck it to death for $5.

>stopped reading here
>I lack the appropriate understanding of the rest of the argument because this simple yet effective statement differs from my own world view

go be a cuck somewhere else

No, because I wouldn't trust the deal. Anyone promising to hand out ridiculous sums of money for something like that is setting you up.

the autism is blinding

why dont animals just kill each other for no reason?

must be cuz humans are special snowflakes!

>wouldn't trust the deal
and what if it was written down ?

>Travel Safe Pupper

i'd fuck it to death and then eat it raw and pay you $9000 to record it, upload it and show it to everyone i know.

Holy shit it be Crush porn for me smash the shit out of it

How about we address whats really going on here

You're both worthless faggots kys

i'm a 240 pound 6'3 dude, his death will be quick

>why dont animals just kill each other for no reason?
They do, Dolphins, cats and foxes all kill without need.

we're trying to establish , that would you stomp the fuck outa lil pup for 18 fucking BILLIONS
and it would be written down

>without need
>food and territory

yep autist confirmed

>would you step on dogo for 18 FUCKING billions ?
18 billion USD?

Yes.

Travel safe pupper

>USD ?
no . sticks :3

All three of them do it for neither of those reasons

animals kill for no reason like said. The world isn't a fairy tale where there is a good guy and a bad guy if you think that you have to reevaluate the way you look at the world. And yes humans are special snow flakes. No other animal has impacted the world like we have and i'm guessing no other animal has the same complex understanding of the world and the universe like us.

Animals are not capable of thinking so they cant kill someone without a reason, they do what their insticts tell them.
NOTHING happens without a reason, tell me one thing that happens without a reason.

cause and effect bitch.

this

As the guy that thinks your both fags id totally stomp our a baby or a dog for 18 million if i wasnt going to get caught or the world didnt know about it. If my close family did I wouldnt care if they hated me I just dont want my entire reputation fuck up.

>Implying i have a good one to fuck up

Show me where I said they do it without a reason.
What I was saying is they're doing it for nothing survival related.

Both cats and foxes will kill an entire coop of chickens in a single night, each chicken will feed a fox or cat for days, the chickens would rot before they could possibly consume them all but they still do it - yet they won't slaughter an entire rabbit warren in a single night but visit it every night/couple of nights and take a rabbit.
>Inb4 fox blooding, they also do it out of breeding season

Dolphins kill for sport/entertainment

reinforces the fact that good and evil do not exist and they are constructs of humans to determine what is morally acceptable

>What I was saying is they're doing it for nothing survival related.

they do it for nothing BUT survival related reasons, animals are stupid so they dont always see why killing a couple more chickens is a little counter productive but they have evolved to do it and who knows, maybe killing all the chicken is actually a good call.

Dont know about dolphins tho, but we arent perfect either so cant blame them.

shieeeey nigga me an my squad do that for free yee

I used to think this way when I was like 12 years old. Then I matured.

When you get older, and play less alien invasion games on the internet depicting some kind of unified humanity, you will realize the world is very much every man for himself.

I hope for your sake you mature soon enough to realize it, before years from your life are sucked away by blood sucking parasites (aka "fellow humans") who want nothing more than to take as many years from you as they can so they can live the high life while you work your existence away at their companies.

You only get one life. Think for yourself. This species is doomed anyway. You'd be stupid to want to waste your life contributing.

I wasted years of my life studying science to try to invent something for the world, then to my surprise I discovered it costs about 5,000 to even patent anything. Everything on this planet, including inventing, is by the rich, for the rich.

Mature and wake up to that fact and your life will be much less painful.

Neither cats or foxes are stupid and as I said, they won't slaughter a rabbit warren but they will slaughter a chicken coop and we aren't talking a couple of chickens, they'll kill 25 if that's what the coop contains.