You walk into your room and see this

You walk into your room and see this.

What do?

Anyone that would not first eat the pizza is dead to me

>grab pizza
>use grease to lube up anus
>plow anus
>eat pizza except crust
>crust in her vagoo
>fuck until milk
>make her drink milk

Eat the ass, put the pizza in her pussy.

I think we already found out, OP. Take a pic

Either fuck that sexy pizza bitch or cut me up a slice of some delicious bitch pizza.

Roll the pizza on my dick and fuck her in the pooper.

>not eating the crust

Fuck the pizza

Eat the girl

>not pleasuring your girl by putting pizza crust in her pussy

What are you gay?

Definitely throw away that pizza if she isn't gonna eat it, eww. Probably smells like fart

test

Virgin

Screech because that bitch is wasting perfectly good pizza

jesus, y'all are retarded....obviously eat the pizza...duh. Then spread her nice little ass and tongue fuck her taint hole until she's all nice and warmed up...then slide my massive cock in and fuck her raw...fucking duh.

>Pepperoni
Digusting

Put zza innr bum. Fuk bum. She eat pizza bum kum.

No mushrooms on it? I'd turn around and walk out.

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Get that pizza ass dude!

>slowly reach under my bed
>pull out my 9mm
>tell her to put on pants
>call police
>tell police she broke in, bummed one of my blue moons ate yesterday's dominos, and using up my data watching la la land on kodi

I would put the pizza in my asshole and beat the girl

What the fuck

> implying I've never eaten pizza off of a girl's bare ass before.

That ass probably stinks. Pizza and beer farts on the horizon OP... Run while you still can.

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Girls fart, Timmy. Now get your shower, it's almost bedtime.

>Eat pizza off her ass.
>Eat ass for desert.
>Fuck ass.

tell her to put her clothes on and call the police

Sorry, I should have said open her beer first. Then get a pizza ass....not a bad one, I might add.

I just said that.

calmly explain, "Eating while laying down is what the morbidly obese do. Please put that aside while we have intercourse in the missionary position in hopes that we will create offspring."

The only right answer.

That's the best way, broseph.

You let them fill up on junk food, beer, and trashy fast food that day. Buttfuck her at night. Profit!

I kind of like when the assfucking makes them fart, is dirty, or makes them accidentally poop a little bit. They usually cum harder and are ridiculously ashamed about it, which makes it hotter.

You know how, sometimes, after you eat you've gotta take a shit?

So maybe fucking her ass after she's eaten isn't the most sanitary idea.

throw the pizza away and eat her ass instead

Femanon detected

>inb4 tits or gtfo

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Tits or gtfo

I am so fucking sick of seeing this shit. This ass is not attractive to me, it's literally just an amalgamation of fat that happens to be in her ass region, no, I don't like THICC girls. I like learner, more athletic girls. Perhaps because that's how I am but idk, this shit bothers me, do some squats you fatty.

>Trying to promote cp

Don't mind me

Senpai! How embarrassing!

Jesus christ that is a gorgeous ass

Holy shit

also pic unrelated, just makes me angry.

Since I live in a third world country i would probably complain to the land lord for converting the apartaments in to a whore house again without consulting me.

And girls farting was part of my reply...
Definitely implying farts are not attractive. Thank you, user.

Guys. Guys! We have to stop posting pictures that this user finds unattractive. He's clearly told us what he likes. Surely we can do better?

Throw the pizza away and eat that ass like a madman

fuck the pizza, eat the beer (can and all), wrap the bitch up in the bed and set it on fire. drink the ashes.

make of me what you will, im just tired of this thicc craze,

Dude serious just do it.

wake up

leave room in disgust.

Eat pizza with her, ask why she holds an unopened can, then brush teeth (force her to do cuz we just ate), do some kissing and start eating that ass.

I never understood the intention of these threads...

put pizza in mouth
bang
???
why was this hard

Tell her to throw away pizza that's disgusting and go back to Sup Forums

Turn 360 degrees and berry my dick in her while checking my map so as not to walk in circles

>pleasuring your girl

what are you, beta?

nom nom nom nom

Throw pizza over shoulder
Open bum cheeks
Investigate findings