Hey boys!
How does it feel to know that I would kick your ass in a streetfight?!?!
I have a black belt (the highest rank) in karate.
It took me 5 years to get my belt so now I can proudly consider myselfe a true master.
Since you guys havent mastered any martial art you wont last 2 minutes in a fight against me
Show us the blackbelt and the stance youd take.
I will assess your form in our coming bout
>Highest Rank
Are you a faggot?
Show us your anus.
Nobody beats kick to the shin/ kneecap and uppercut to the throat. Martial arts means nothing when your teeth click and your eyes roll to the back of your head.
tits or gtfo
Well bitch, while you studied karate, I studied the blade
Don't bring fists to a swordfight, I will cut you down with ruthless efficiency the likes of which you've never seen before
Highest Rank? Yeah of course. 10th Dan, Hm? Why have I never heard of you?
mmkay sure
If you managed to download the files, post the goddamn thing
>mastered
Black Belt isnt "mastered" faggot, the real shit starts once you have a black belt
all faggots google "Eliza thread 2ch Fag"
It'd probably be an even match
fucking weaboo go home with your chop chop tricks. look at bruce lee hes fucking dead. now do us a favor and follow him.
Hopefully your karate can stop a bullet
Black belt is just the beginning faggot
You would lick our ass in the street? I am not really into rim jobs thank you.
Also I have a few belts, and one of them is indeed black. The only people who worry about getting some meaningless belt are posers. Come back when you have mastered a couple of animals.
Guys it's copypasta!, why you still fall for this trash
Nothing here but copypasta, gotta waste my time somehow.
Ummm! Boredom
id gladly take a beating from you
Low quality bait.
The ones that fell for this are the newest of fags.
That's like the Dane cook of the martial art world
Literally nothing good or new in there
What's next then?
Nigger belt
F=m x a
Slut
shooting up schools and churches
I have a black belt in stupid Irish drunk. Get fucked
Do you like potatoes?
i would destroy you in a heartbeat faggot
i'll give you irish sunglasses then you'll cry so loud your momwill pack shit up in irish luggage and your dad will give you an irish potato famine
But I was in Judo club in college, for four years, and am super buff... I also had a few months of Karate and tae kwon do in my younger years. I doubt you'd last very long against Judo kid. I'd just grab ur stiff limbs and body slam you so hard the juice leaves your balls. If you've never done Judo you have no idea what hell you'd be in
>Judo
lol, i bet you also vape and a vegan
Oh I'm very serious
Catch this ↙️️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️↘️+LK+HP, my friend.
I'm a black belt in taekwondo and silat
I'll kill you in 30 seconds