My girlfriend is laying next to me on her phone. How do I get her attention?

My girlfriend is laying next to me on her phone. How do I get her attention?

Pretend to have a heart attack.

Text her a picture of someone elses dick

>get up and walk to the other side of the room
>throw your phone at her
>she'll say something like wtf
>throw a shoe at her
>she'll be even more upset and confused
>now you strike

take a picture of her ass and text it to her

slap her ass and say "I love you mom"

Better yet, take a picture of her ass and post it here.

Good idea

Jerk off like you would by yourself and ignore her

post a picture of her tits and send her a link to this thread

This.

Grab her by the pussy.

Rip a really loud fart.
If at all possible hold her under a blanket to have her fully appreciate it.

Shit on the bed while looking at her

Not usually an advocate of rape but chances are she won't notice.

>My girlfriend is laying next to me on her phone. How do I get her attention?
Here is the best piece of advice for girls you will ever receive.
Ignore her, go in the other room. Doesn't matter what you do.
Don't act distract or disdainful though.

Don't initiate contact, let her etc.

Slap her with your dick a few times. Works every time.

Jack Off
If she ignores you, cum in your hand.
Throw cum at her and scream "WEBSLINGA!"

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Grab her by the pussy.

This. Alternatively you can cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. An angry pirate I believe.

Bad news OP. I think she's a rabbit. That rabbit has a phone?

This. She will notice immediately if you arecomfortable doing your own thing without her and will try to get your attention back in some way before long. Works every time.

Rod magic. Evolutionary she'll have to look and check.

Keep clearing your throat each time getting louder until she notices

Count your money in the next room. She'll be by your side ASAP.