>Stuck waiting a long time for an elevator
>this chick walks up
Wat do?
Stuck waiting a long time for an elevator
Keep waiting for the elevator.
what a waste.
Sneak as many pics/vids on your phone as you can!
Take back Constantinople
steal her purse, there's no catching me with those anchors weighing her down
Splain
Uh hi. Is it hard to find shirts that fit?
turn around, masturbate furiously in the corner
How do you think you would even approach a woman like this? More than likely she'd think that all you'd want is a chance with those tits, even if you were legit interested in her.
Ride her jugs to the top floor
spit on her for being a disgusting whore
Offer to hold her bags for her.
Talk to her for a few minutes, if you could get through 3 minutes of conversation without looking at her udders you could get a date with her sure thing.
Drink some milcc
If she's wearing that, deep down she wants the attention. Give it a shot, at the worst she says no and I can go home and jerk off to the thought of it.
Suggest taking the stairs
Looks like Darkness, from Konosuba
But now its Istanbul not Constantinople.
Sorry dude it is "wat did?"
I asked her what she was feeding them and then poured half my 1 gal rum and coke down her front.
It was an accident as I wouldn't waste booze.
She did not fuck me.
Makes no difference to the Turks?
I said take back Constantinople
Source?
abbie secraa is my mom
So what happened to her arms?
Well done sir!
Exactly 100%
Call NASA and tell them I have discovered 2 new moons.
Sun shines bright in Constantinople.
A sound strategy.
>stuck waiting a long time for an elevator
wouldn't happen. why would I wait a long time for an elevator when I can take the stairs?
Feel bad for her because her back must kill
Ignore her and get in the elevator. Right before the door closes jump out and then grab another.
I aint got time for thirsty bitches looking for attention.