Black could be anywhere

Black could be anywhere

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IT'S LIKE TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE. TRYING TO CATCH SMOKE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS.

I used to just refer to this guy as the "Ominous black kid", and then one day I actual googled that and he was the first thing that came up.

What is a grim by the way?

ALL I WANT IS WITCHES, BIG BOOTY WITCHES, I USED TO SELL WANDS, SO I COULD STACK MY knuts

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JUST MEME MY BOARD UP /r/HARRYPOTTER

He has one fucking line in the movie how could they get away with it

It's like being in one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Does he use black magic?

why bem look like if he was real he'd be talking bout eatin ass on twitter?? xDDD

If you are reading this the russian mafia have my family this is the only way I can communicate please hel

underheated roast

Even in the local bar your mom works at!

then there's that deleted scene where bem gang bangs black bitches in hufflepuff...

It was all a meme
I used to read quibbler magazine
Fred and George and me up in the quidditch team
Moving pictures on my wall
Seems like everyday, snake attack, sleeping in the great hall
Way back, when I had the red and gold robe and hat
With a snitch to catch
Remember second year, the flying car
Whoever thought that two kids would take it that far
Now I'm in the wand-light, that lumos tight
Time to be afraid, making potion with some nightshade
Born wizzer, opposite of a squibba
Bertie Bott's every flavour beans for dinner
Peace to Weasleys, Seamus, Hermoine
Still wearing specs, still fuckin Ginny
Still winning cups like you thought I would
Same wand, phoenix feather, holly wood
And it's all good

I would say he was a dark wizard

me as the third from the left

>Bem (born c. 1979-1980[1]) was a Nigerian wizard
>Nigerian wizard

kek

His favorite spell was bikeusstealious

underrated