What is the strangest thing(s) you do behind closed doors Sup Forums?

What is the strangest thing(s) you do behind closed doors Sup Forums?

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as a Sup Forumstard i had sex with a girl once

jack it to horses, not even them mating, just regular pics of them

I play with my nipples without realizing it when I'm alone. I'm always worried that I accidentally touch them in public.

I'm a guy so it wouldn't be sexy either. Just weird.

Wear thongs

Moar of these girls

Don't wash or clean myself, menawhile i have a normally active social and sexual life

I get sexual enjoyment out of the same faggot making the exact same fucking thread like 30 minutes after the old one was pruned.

Then I make a peanut butter and spaghetti sandwich.

No way me too!

Definitely make this thread at least 100 more times with the same picture and comment OP

I hope I don't run out of peanut butter

Yeah, I saw this 30 minutes ago and it was as mediocre then as it is now. This is just pathetic.

OP, tell us what you do, faggot

i'd say i used to wear my sister pants when she wasn't home but here's /b and it's nothing strange

savage

Comfortable as fuck plus my k/d has skyrocketed on Xbox

Why not upgrade to panties

I use to wear sister thongs 2

When I was 10 I wore my sister's white leotard and jacked while wearing it.

Left a yellow stain where I ejaculated.

I folded it and placed it back into her drawers.

>pokerface.jpg

Nice. How old

The thongs were a few years old. She had had them for a while.

huh, interesting
i used to jack it to beast porn, but I only got off to it because of the sluts getting violated by the horses - and a little bit the horse cock.
You're just physically attracted to horses it seems.

eat my cum
rail ket
finger my asshole
scam people on the internet
sell drugs

none of my friends or family know i do any of the above

I do a lot of horribly degenerate things to my butthole

also, i'm kind of closet gay. i don't find men attractive but i love cocks. i furiously masturbate over big cocks but i don't want the mens body in there. and i don't like traps either

oh yeah and i have a girlfriend, she knows nothing

scam me pls

pls tell me i'm normal

You are

thank you

I grow my toenails really long, then cut off large pieces. I'm building a doghouse out of toenails for the dog.

Why are you dating a girl if you're gay. What a horrible thing to do to another person

Likewise
But tell your side bitch to fuck you with a strap-on. It's better that you imagine.

i didn't mean to say i'm closet gay. i don't want to fall in love with a man. i just like cocks. so yeah that's gay in a way, but i also wanna fuck bitches. so i'm kind of bi.

i don't really enjoy things in my ass, i just do it when i feel degenerate

*you're

How does one start scamming people on the internet without getting caught?

Every night when I get home from work and the wife's asleep I strip down to my boxers in front of the downstairs mirror and just start throttling my arms everywhere whilst I roleplay as Son Goku or a Yautja Predator going on quests and shit. I do it all in total silence with my eyes closed and my PC chair wedged against the chair so if my spouse comes down I have just enough time to pretend I was masturbating.

Same when I'm coked up

starts off with ewhoring which is easy but too many people do it nowadays, you need to invest time and effort to do it effectively.

then i moved onto carding, phishing and other stuff. i also scam amazon a lot by claiming my packages never got delivered.

come to this website

Ok, so who's willing to share pictures of themselves in women's underwear?

I'll scratch my ass sometimes (Crack or straight up asshole) and afterword and smell it. Never go scratching just to get a sniff, just a byproduct of an itch.

your mom

You must be over 18 years of age to post on this site

what do you have to do to ensure you will not be tracked down? Simple as a proxy or vpn? or is there more to it

I would but I'm fucking out of shape right now

I work out 5x a week

For where we are, that's strange

Nothing to worry about, unless you wanna share them privately

Some times when I'm alone or driving I'll start doing Tibetan throat singing. I've done this for years without knowing what it was called until recently.

do everything through a vpn like private internet access, such as making emails, visiting sites etc. and use a secure browser not typical chrome. use tor for purchasing cards and don't leave a trail to you.

masturbate outside

sometimes i'll make my gf's fart in my face

or poo on me.

Any of you panty/thong wearers want to kik?

Is it very profitable user?

not to live from, for me its side income to essentially pay for weed and other drugs and to have some spare cash. if you're clever enough and have motivation you could make it a full time job with carding and phishing but your risk of getting caught increases greatly and then you need to deal with laundering money.

Thank you for the insight, shit is interesting

the main problem for me is lack of motivation, i cba for all the effort to go through to make more money. it's easier buying drugs from the dark web and marking up the price to sell irl

it also shocked me to how easy and common crime is

I practice boxing. And MMA fighting.

This is a bold statement: I could beat up anyone on Sup Forums. All of /fit/. All of /k/. lol all of Sup Forums.

But it's because I've been practicing and training for decades.

Neat. I have a gun. I could kill you easily.

actually I can draw faster than you. I can also shoot more accurately from distance. and I can disarm you in lightning speed.

so no. you can't.

lol, no you can't :)

see how easy that was? good thing you spent decades practicing.

Hmm... How's your ground game? I'm 6 years into bjj. I'm a 2 stripe purple. What's your discipline?

yeah you're really tough behind a screen.

I bet you voted for shillary.

god i'd love to see the look in your eyes right before I jammed the base of my palm right up into your nose, sending your nasal bone into your brain.

LOL BJ?

blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghghghghghrrrllllllllll

>FAG

talk it up big guy. you're still small time who would die in a second

It's Brazilian jiu jitsu. Have you ever tried not being retarded?

Who cares if anyone wants to get you killed for real he can plan it from further and in the back that's just stupid to train so you can beat up anyone

fucking kek

I mean, i'm the guy who is obviously trolling the other guy while he gets unreasonably angry,

but brazilian jiu jitsu IS retarded bro.

MAD
BUTTFAG

NIGGER CRYPT GANG MEMBER

If your trolling the other guy, then try trolling the other guy. And it's actually pretty fun

I still love beast porn.

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lol you're so obviously the only mad person here, and it wasn't hard to do at all

its 'cause u know that they don't know that u know that the dude killin them is wearing a thong

pretty alpha user

so?

this is fucking A N O N Y M O U S

if you'd like to meet me irl in the city, let me know where you live.

I've beat my Dick to hentai before.

It's ok, you'll trim off the weight eventually

it's winter. i'm fat as fuck too

Shave myself from the waist down.

Is this you OP?
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If I go too long without fapping sometimes I'll wake up in the middle of the night incredibly horny. I'll lie in bed and finger my asshole for a bit, then start sucking on the finger while jacking off. Rinse and repeat until I cum, then get hit with the biggest wave of post-fap shame in the history of the world. I have absolutely no idea why I get the urge or why it's so irresistible.

Could be

aaa

But do you wear panties?