ATTN: ALL CITIZENS

ATTN: ALL CITIZENS

IT IS A SATURDAY NIGHT. YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE:

1) YOU ARE FAT, UGLY OR ANTI SOCIAL. MOST LIKELY ALL THREE.
2) YOU DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE YOU AND YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
3) YOU ARE TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE


DON'T PRETEND YOU ARE EDGY, SUPERIOR, COOLER. YOU ARE NOT. YOU ARE NOT A SPECIAL LITTLE SNOW FLAKE. YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER FAT UGLY FUCK TOO SOCIALLY INEPT TO GET A GIRL; OR MAKE FRIENDS.
CARRY ON.

PS. DON'T GIVE EXCUSES YOU FAT USELESS FUCKS. "MY GF IS OUT OF TOWN", " I WORK LATE NIGHT", " I AM TAKING A SHIT ON MY XXXXXL TOILET AND JUST CHILLING " ETC ETC.
YOU ARE A USELESS TWAT AND IT MAKES YOU LOOK MORE PATHETIC.......IF THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE

said the fag who's here on a saturday night

i'm here cause my gf went to bed early and I'm not tired

I'm bored of fallout 4

lol...he even predicted the excuse...kind of....

you have no gf loser

or its Sunday here and I'm hungover from going out last night

Recovering from last night.

You're projecting user

Nigger some of us have fucking jobs and kids.You'll figure that out when you get out of highschool

im here because i like tits and my wife doesnt have any

I'm anti social, and I just worked out, so fuck wasting time, energy and money at a bar

wow this projection

And here we are OP.

sometimes i wish i didnt. She's a huge bitch and too fucking liberal

I'm here because I go out on friday nights.

But im waiting at a hotel to fuck my gross ex on webcam for money. Seems like something to do

ok fat fuck.......lol....pathetic

im home from college for the weekend and b puts out some decent porn threads, i just like jacking off i guess

jesus, even for a milf thread, that chicks face is haggard

is that when mummy brings you to the synagogue shylock?

Cool story, brah

I am anti social, I am awkward as fuck towards women I meet if they actually for some reason talk to me. It has got to the point where I have given up on even trying.

im pretty sure my wife would kill me if i got a gf

and what? google is too difficult lonely fat fck?

truth is- if his post didn't hit home, you wouldn't have answered you fat fucks

Tripped on acid for 10 hours last night with beautiful women. Need a break.

/Thread

LOL!!!!

nice one lonely loser

But don't you think the brah has some Def nice bewbages? At least the one, and it isn't all shit-tatted and all.

Stale pasta anyone? Kek
Lol I use to have a gf

...

ITT: OP throws out bait calling everyone here degenerate lonely losers. Lonely losers respond exactly how OP predicts.

JOKE'S ON YOU

1) I AM FAT, UGLY AND ANTI-SOCIAL
2) I DON'T 'HATE PEOPLE', THEY HATE ME AND I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BE ALONE
3) I AM TOO COWARDLY FOR SUICIDE

BUT IT'S SUNDAY AFTERNOON HERE, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER

No I don't have a gf. Every girl that's ever liked me had a boyfriend already and they all chose him because that conversation extinguishes pussy.
But I'm very athletic.

Hence, OP just called himself a fat ugly loser. I guess you are pretty dumb too.

Sup Forumsrofist

Wifey is chilling with her tits out, but not in the mood. :/ I'll probably jump back into Fallout in a minute. Trying to max out Strong's affinity.

This.

Same

out of pure curiousity, which one of those are you bro

Unreal and lesbian.

Is this copypasta?

1.TYPE IN ALL CAPS. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
2. TELL ANONS NOT TO BE EDGY, SUPERIOR, OR COOLER.
3. MAKE POST TRYING TO BE EDGY SUPERIOR AND COOLER.
4 ????
5. PROFIT!