What kind of animal is this, Sup Forums? My cat gave it to me

What kind of animal is this, Sup Forums? My cat gave it to me.

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Looks like a baby rat.

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thats a house hippo, very rare outside of Canada

Looks like a baby rat. You should fucking eat it

Is it dead?

No, now you have to do something with it faggot.

no, its talking to me

it will be soon

its a dragon

trips decides what do

live dissection pls stream

nuture and care for it

is it normal to feel bad for typing this

Name it Ted and send him on a cruise.

Raise it.
Pet rats are total bros.
Though you'd be hard pressed to try and feed it when it's that young.
Fuck, just let your cat eat it.

you really should raise it OP

What is it saying?
Might give you a clue as to what it is

raise it

You fuck up

eat it

Donate it to the zoo

try to care for it

care

TRY

pet it, give him a name.... FAGUETTE

go on .onion and get a targeted hit

Can confirm. Am Canadian and have seen the informative commercial.

It's a DEAD ANIMAL.

bear baby

yo could raise it

fill a glass with water. toss it in there and watch it drown

either raise it or give it to someone who will

nice filename faggot

it's the 4chanx namehider.

OP feed it peanut butter

Does it have a tail? If not its a baby mole.

you should take care of it

where did it come from? NATURE! give it back to it's mother! NATURE!

yes. i put it into a warm shoebox, but it can barely walk.

raise it op

give it a good home

you should raise it?

God dammit I remember those ads. Those ads were fucking hilarious.

Yep, definitely a Canadian House Hippo.

Careful, because the males grow up to be pretty sexually aggressive.

space program that house hippo

Having raised rodents before, I can say that successfully raising one that's this young is a tremendous endeavor. It's doable, but no one in their right mind, or anyone with a job or a life, would want to.

raise it, it'll mature into a fine log of cat shit in a day or two

how would I do that? how much time would i have to spend each day caring for it?

stick it in your butt

It will be real warm in there

It looks like a giant rat
Kinda cute

Current setup with a heater and a bit of milk.

It's acnekun!
youtube.com/watch?v=mJ36huw50yM

It may not yet have reached the point where it can poop on its own. Unless you want to massage its asshole regularly, it's probably going to die anyway.

nice adviser from simcity 2000

kek

Dude that thing is doomed. It can't drink off a plate. Get a bottle and some goats milk.

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>bottle

you mean eyedropper

wtf kek

top fucking kek.
cant tell whether its true or not

If trips, OP has to insert up rectum

oh my kek

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looks full grown to me, let it free

rat/mouse

U sound like a fag

rollin

its a little faggot

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can confirm.
although i've only ever seen them in one clip.
quite rare

youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

First, you'd have to keep it warm. I don't know the exact species you've got there, so my timings aren't terribly accurate, but generally in addition to keeping it warm constantly (and without cooking it) you have to feed and hydrate it every couple of hours. More often now the longer it's been away from mom. You'll also need the special formula for feeding it. Your pet store might have it, or it might not depending on species. Then every few hours, you have to stroke it's genitals so that it can poop and pee. Google "rat rehab" (if it even is a rat, I can't tell).

99% chance that poor thing is gonna die. it needs its mother/proper incubator, not a fucking space heater and a saucer of milk xD sorry.

baby rats and mice are fragile shit which is broken by all

shut the fuck up motherfucker fight me

roll. also op is a faggot.

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Trips you train it and call it el rato

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Ea-Eat it...

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