By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part forty-six.
/balt/ + /ausnz/
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balt smells
You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilization.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilize the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.
w2c hat
>All the Russias
Why can't I hold all these Russias
give me one reason why i shouldnt break the legs of every single one of you autistic nerds
Reminder that 2D women are NOT important.
only important post in this itt
Try me, cuntt.
Think I will cook a meat pie with tomato sauce for lunch & have a coke with it.
yeah rather false
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>when you realise japan is the germany of asia
Ah yes, another wasted weekend without any friends.
Really dead in here lads.
We have to keep it alive or else Lithuania will be upset with us when he wakes up
Haha, yeah. He seemed really disappointed in us in the last thread.
wew
Whatcha wewing at?
leaf
mam
*resurrects /balt + ausnz/*
benis :D
Good morning.
Good morning, chap. How are you?
woof woof
that's a nice doggo
Thanks I did the tattoos myself.
Nice work. What motorcycle does the doggo ride?
An old Triumph, bad to the bone this doggo is.
That doggo is so bad that he ate all the bones LOL!
ZOMG! ROFL!
TRUUUUUU
hello
Hi!
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are ya?
Good about to have dinner.
Having an apple at the moment. How are you?
About to play Civ4
morning guys
Good morning to you too my northern brethren.
How are you doing lad?
Alright m8, just had a go at some blacksmithing to get in touch with my northern past :^) Couldn't get the metal hot enough though so I need to rethink the forge design.
Yourself?
Gonna relax until later evening. At evening gonna hit up with the coworkers and go to pub and watch hockey and drink.
i have arrived
Thank god.
good doubler
thanks
MY FUCKING BRAIN WON'T STAY STILL I CAN'T CONCENTRATE
And again. Checked.
statistically unlikely
thanks
very nice
Checked.
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im woke
need a cute clumsy gf
go back to sleep
Estonians suck at football
how are americans this stupid?
Just had a KitKat chocolate.
>New Zealand has the fastest rising house prices among major developed countries, according to a report in the Economist magazine.
dang
thinking about going to the shop and buying myself a new phone
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
What type do you want to get ? Are you an iPhone or Android user ?
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
honor 8
I FOCUS ON THE PAIN
>some latvian posting johny cash hurt lyrics
thats nine inch nails
i only listened to johny cash version
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christ wtf is wrong with these people
my diagnosis
american
.t doctor
I can assure you that diagnose made by is correct.
t.Leader of doctors
estonia
lithuania
latvia
are bulldogs the maoris of dogs
My answer:
Yes.
north > south
sieg farkin heil
>1/2 Latvian and 1/2 Lithuanian from Australia is the best Rubik's Cube speedsolver in the world
still woke
How do people find it funny to laugh at a swede screaming at video games?
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Just move to the city, faget ;-)
i will probably go to the shop and buy a new phone
What phone?
honor 8
Just 4 (four) more days until I supposedly get the NBN. Let's just hope there's no more delays
Looks fancy, don't know much about the specs but seems okay I guess. Is there a sale ongoing that makes you want to buy it?
Can't even get a landline here.
Might kill myself eventually.
my old htc one s is 5 years old now and barely working, don't feel like waiting until it dies completely
i've read about honor 8 and the reviews and price are good
and there is a bit of a sale too, €60 off
i think they also give a €50 gift card, but this might have ended already
I see, I am no phone expert but if it's a ongoing sale, and the phone is good both specs-wise and price-wise. Go for it.
This reminds me if that other Latvian got the iphone he wanted before, was quite sometime. He was talking about either buying iphone 6 or a 2nd hand iphone 5s.
why is europe SO comfy lads?
Tsar.
hahahaha :DD
>Only one euro to get into The Royale Palace in Vilnius today
Never been there. Hopefully its worth the one euro.
I created New Zealand.
Just buy a chinkphone desu.
I paid $150 for a Yotaphone 2 and it werks as well as anything else and is pretty solidly built. The meme E-ink screen is a nice bonus, makes your phone kind of unique even if you never use it. Pretty handy in the sun and for actually reading shit though.
I owe you my life.
Ah yes, the NBN.
thanks
Planned availability: Jan-Jun 2019
is that 10mbit network or?