How is she on the internet, there isnt any wifi in the kitchen

how is she on the internet, there isnt any wifi in the kitchen

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And technically I was referring to Katten with the panties remark.

which one

Wifi is actually in the entire house.
Except the guest bedroom on the second floor.
The internet sucks there.

get back in the wifiless kitchen and be quiet

I want to buy that top and put it on my butt

>two-story house
Envious. Also, why do you have wifi? Shouldn't you just be using ethernet cables?

Only if you help me cook.
At college I only use ethernet.
The situation I explained is at my sister's home only.

The one about how you'll never get to see him in them.

im a really good cook tbh
I always do, rarely want to.
a lot of people have been referred to as katten though over the years.

I'm a decent baker.
Maybe we could make something nice.

I see.

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its mostly my smell, I can remember the taste of them very effectively so I can mix them in my head and get about the exact taste in my head I dont know if this is common or not.

I cook and bake too.

Nigga I have no idea what you're speaking of.
Smell me.

I made soup today

you're almost burnt toast.

I haven't taken a shower since Thursday morning.

friday morning I think.
im kinda bad at it

bums

and balls

make u bb

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I shower everyday when I'm not feeling depressed or bad.
But sometimes shit happens and I just skip a day or two.
I feel dirty.

I made mochi today. Unrelated flour tortilla.

i'm considering making some ramen

I mean that probably accurate, depending on what you do.

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I made ramen before, from flour and water.

u bettr not use the salt

Just been sitting in my room all day, as always.
I feel like there's no way to get around the filth.
I'm taking a shower ASAP tomorrow no matter what.
I should just go to bed.

you could now and probably feel better sleeping

Lick them.

do you expect me to eat plain ramen

no salt remove most water after done add soy sauce and tiny paprika, tastes not like garbage and probably still less sodium

ill lick your balls

No, but literally anything is better than salt. Black pepper, white pepper, red pepper, soy sauce, mustard powder, anything.

Later, nerd.

if you dont have a packin drawr im gonna have to shank you scales

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soy sauce is disgusting

???

Hunnibuns would need to contract you out for that.

>soy sauce is disgusting
Yeah, I would expect that incorrect opinion from a white person.

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Gochujang is nice.

ill give you a contract

>Koreans
>nice

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As a BF, hunnibuns job is to lick balls. But he doesn't like oral, so balls remain unlicked. He's the one that needs to find a substitute to handle his duties that are left untended.

>doesn't like oral
So he's straight? Why didn't you get a gay boyfriend?

aww. i wonder why not, licking balls sounds fun, licking the source of lovely musk.

The source of musk is the dick, not the balls.

He has a thing about stuff in his mouth.

Then how the fuck does he eat?

oh, i remember now, okay.

ill lick all the balls.

will you lick all the nipples?

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i dunno, im more of a ball kinda person. bouncy beautiful orbs of life

My balls go unlicked.

I too prefer only having myself fondle my balls, no-one else doing so. Everyone else can fondle my dick.

She needs wifi in the kitchen so she can learn to cook through those Tasty videos on FB.

if you ever reach a consensus, ill be here to lick

>FB
disgusting

They hide and are super sensitive

fight me

What is this piece of clothing called? What should I google to find it?

kitten cut chestwear

Well yeah, they're not used to being touched by others.

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ugly

Ugly arab

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sry nibi

Looks like hes sucking a hotdog out a butthole.

For?

What the fuck is going on.
Its like you queermos are turning the English language into FUCKING MOONRUNEZ.

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I knew there was a girl here!

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>girls
>internet

No one is a girl until they show tits.

>What are you, fucking gay?

No one is a girl until they show timestamp.

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Cute.

>cat thread

That is Mia

I live with these dogs:
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Cute.
This is Tay

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