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Let's do this

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Your mother is a three hole woman.

K,
You're a bitch.

i tricked one of my drunken friends into letting me lick their feet for ten minutes and i am worried that she will put two and two together

Sometimes I'm sick and fuckin tired of being a parent.

It was me...I was the one that farted in the elevator

He will nut inside us

i want to fuck my sister in law. i have a glasses fetish now

I've pirated software before
>plz forgive

Robbie Rotten makes me hard

I just drove drunk because I was really hungry.

I hate my flatmate, he eats with his mouth open.

I want nothing more than to suck off my mom's boyfriend while she looks on in approval.

Santa loves you but I'm his favorite.

The Muslim immigration ban should have been put in place 20 years ago.

There should be no need for a muslim ban. We should have wiped them off the face of the earth decades ago.

My mom sent me nudes.
And now I really want to fuck her, but I think I'm too much of a pussy to try.
Can't work up the courage to "accidentally" send her a sick pic.

Dick*
I'm fairly drunk.

When you are elite, everything and everyone is disposable and meant to serve you

My girlfriend is driving me fucking crazy and if I didn't live with her an entire time zone away from where I grew up I'd probably be gone by now, but no, I had to get my new career so I moved to this God forsaken FUCKING tundra where it never gets warmer than 40 degrees for most of the year. I thought that the sex would make up for her short comings, but it doesn't... Today she drank 3/4s of a bottle of gin randomly, tried to get all over me with her gin breath and needy fucking attitude... Gag. She drank so much she could barely walk and was slurring her words, it just comes off as desperation and mental illness and wtf, I'm 30 soon, I'm 2 skinny minutes away from being purposely single for the rest of my life.. Or at least avoiding relationships to go back to the party scene and pick up some women younger than me for meaningless fun that won't drunkenly look me in the eye while talking about how great it'll be to still look at me when I'm 65. Fml

im going to kill her but first ill make her watch him suffer.

You're not going to do anything fag

The points don't matter

And it's all made up.

I will do as I must and I shall do as I will.

Between the ages of 11 and 16 I actively hoped older women would attempt to coerce me into sex. It only ever came close once but she got caught, I gave up on my hopes around 16 sadly enough. Four years later and honestly my only hope of that is to get/act shitfaced drunk lads. If I could go back in time I would've made sure to prevent her getting caught and let her do as she pleases with me.

I'm bisexual and I'm leaning way more towards the gay side. Woo Hoo, I'm a faggot.

I still have that fantasy.
Even though I'm 24.
I want an older woman to "rape" me.

I've accused you of cheating the past 4 years because I've cheated on you twice. Once on the trip to Nashville and with your old best friend 2 years ago.
I'm probably a complete sociopath, but I do love you. More than I love myself.
I'm so sorry.

I feel you.
Only somewhat recently decided I was bi, still trying to explore the world of gay tho.

theres no use lieing to yourself.

I wonder if in case of a nuclear strike being imminent it would be okay for me to rape my next door neighbour. Given we are friendly enough I most likely wont have to but I wanna be blown up fucking if I have to be blown up.

Hitler did do something wrong, he an heroed

I'm tired. I can't do this anymore.

For a long time, I truly enjoyed learning Japanese and about Japanese society and culture. Frankly, I'm bored with it now. Anime is boring the crap out of me these days (watching it is more like a chore), the dramas don't even come close to Korea's, and the general politics of Japan as well as the nature of interpersonal relationships are enough to turn me off. As great as Japan is and always has been, it's a dying country with a myriad of social and legal problems whether you like to acknowledge it or not. It will never return to any time of 'perfection' because there never was one, and the Japanese people aren't as 'pure' as the most bigoted nationalists would think. Japan wouldn't even have what it has today if it weren't for cultural/social/linguistic/religious imports from the mainland. All this, and I didn't even get into how USELESS the JLPT is unless you're taking N2, and that can only be done after living IN Japan for a considerable amount of time.

But, I digress. I'm sick of Japan and its BS at this point. Dokdo is Korean, Diaoyutai is Chinese, Roppo-Hyodo is Russian, Nanking did happen, and it is the EAST SEA. I need to focus my efforts now on re-learning Korean, learning about Chinese and Korean societies, and build a brighter future for myself. I regret ever studying Japanese, especially in college.

And I see now that weeaboos truly are cancer. I regret ever calling myself one, and will donate my anime clothing the first chance I get.

I need to quit porn and stop being a faggot

>b why people are so blinded for their self entitlement?

you love yourself more then youll ever "love" another understand this and accept yourself , cause no one else will

I want to fuck my best friend's bi sexual gf. Said best friend is also a girl. All 3 of us live together too

I wish I could be more optomistic towards my chances, at most for me it'd be 60 where my enjoyment cuts off but yeah, basically same.
To think I was so close to getting to cum in that cute nurses mouth :/ Curse you, office staff.

I like a girl I doubt I'll ever stand a chance with, we talk alot but it's nothing more, plus I think she's got a thing for my best friend

Prolly about the same cuttoff for me.
I am in no way optimistic towards my chances. But I still hope it happens.

I feel so much apathy over the plights of the world because they are all self inflicted. We don't have any great enemies, we just have other people, and yet we're fucking each other over like it doesn't matter. I used to think that as time went on and the internet gained in popularity that more people would be able to come to this conclusion. However, after having a real job for almost 2 years, I've discovered that people don't really care that they are ass holes and the world is fucked up because of them. They just want to play the same roles and have the same conversations have the stereotypical friends have the predictable boring and unfair life. There is so much more to this that I can't put into words.

When I think about this too much, I apply it to myself. I don't see a reason for me to be alive. I don't add anything to society. There are jobs that I can do, and I do really well, but I get no satisfaction because the job itself is pointless. It's like being good at rocking in a chair or running in a mouse wheel. I get this feeling every now and then and just stop. I want to die.

You will fall if you do that, you will become a monstet

I have that desire since i was 18, now 24 but will probably get a hoker (if a decent milf appears)

You are trash.

Can't blame ya, I would as well but I can't really get off to the idea at all without it being an older womans genuine attraction and at first something of forced sex. Though I mean, it's not rape if I'm into it personally :x

arent we all a monster in some form

This is some good shit.

I killed two people and a baby back in Europe because I forgot to turn the fucking gas off.

I hate my life and I want to go and drink and fight people

I mouth fucked a man. I'm bi. I want to be fucked in the ass. I met a guy on xbox, and want to fuck him. He already thinks I'm attractive.

spoken like a true npc

I'll fuck you.
I'm getting thirsty as fuck.

I've sucked a lot of dicks. A LOT.

Somehow no stds, though.

So, you were a Nazi then?


I just want a nice lovely wife that will love and respect me faithfully.

I also sucked a guy's dick.

I can't do anything right.
Not even shitposting.

Which state?

Please read my webcomic about a fag with no hands

Colorado.
10/1 no where near me tho.
They never are.

Can't, don't have a ride. Would if I could though.

A truly moving story, I am in awe.

My best friend was a hitman for one of the cartels and he's different, he is the same but sometimes when we used to smoke meth he would go crazy hearin shadows and shit, he also started to hear and see them without being high, but still you are a faggot, cunt, loser, kys,

I'm confused, do you happen to be in state, just no car

No, probably should have clarified out of state. Go luck finding someone to fuck though.

It's much more difficult that I would have thought.
And my job doesn't help.

I'm 23 and a Virgin roast me!

Why, what's up?

Was it accidental nudes? Or is it full on "I'm horny" type of nudes? If it was meant for you I'd totes send the dick pic, but I'd just be mindful of how it could influence family life.
Also, I know it's fucked for a Sup Forumsro to ask another for pics of their mom, but pics? If you feel the need to censor it I get that.

Here's the link handsome ;)))))
tapastic.com/episode/556011

Cunt

I find no joy in life anymore, food is tasteless, music is boring, movies are meaningless, relationships are overrated, video games are so empty...

I fucking hate life, I did what everybody told me, go to college, get a scholarship, get a good job, get a nice apartment, get some "friends". I keep feeling like there is nothing worth living for. But I'm still here just I'm cruise control.

My DnD game is happening in something like the Matrix, but with magic!

Do drugs.

i murdered a puppy when i was young.

ever consider an extreme radical action?

*Screams in Joy that I can witness more of the armless faggot*

Any recommendation?

It wasn't accidental but it wasn't horny.
She was showing me the swing she bought for her and my dad. We talked about it for a bit.
And another pic for a stupid reason.
It's an odd situation.
And I don't mind posting too much.

you are human trash faggot

I tried once, but made a promise to my dad, and tbh he is the one thing keeping me alive

Just no time.
I'm army and deal with bullshit everyday.
When I'm done for the day, I have personal shit I usually need to do, and then I just want to sleep.
The weekends are the only real free time I get, and it's never really enough time.

post em all.

>ask her to send more

that isn't so hard is it?

you ever think about meds?

If you want to just chill, and be happy do weed. If you want to feel invisible, do cocaine, if you don't care about addiction, do heroin. Be careful with heroin, because you can die with your first try.

I want to play RE: VII tommorow but my dad forcing me to go to chruch.. by the time i get to the damn thing it'll be like 5:00pm cause he take to long after church over and hang around too long and mingle with peopl efuck.

Being poly/non-monogamous sucks because it limits your dating pool.

Its chill time I'm smoking a joint and drinking redbull, the are in fags are in rest mode
2:28am

I only have two.
And I can't just ask for more.
Like I said it's a weird predicament.

I dont understand - can you explain why you can't ask for more?

why was she showing you a sex swing?

>
your mistaking me for a "KYS" edgefag

im asking if you have ever considered doing something truly horrifying to put your self on the map of mankinds history

what happened between part1 and part10? or is that just how your stupid computer increments.

damn son, your mom is trashy as fuck

"Mom, one of my friends was thinking of getting a flower tattoo, and I tried describing yours, but I can't remember it right. Can you send me a pic?"

Sounds bad man.

Damn, I don't blame you, she's pretty smokin'. That's kinda weird but oddly hot to me I guess considering I've never seen someone willing to send something so... Erotic, I suppose? Certainly an odd situation. I mean, generally I suppose you've just gotta be careful here and score those cards right if you're gonna get in her pants.

I broke up with my gf bc she cheated on me with her ex. I feel so cucked and useless, but at least I know she regrets it too

Nah I'm not that dumb to become another Sup Forums meme.

I forget why we got on the topic of the swing but she was really excited for it. Talked about how to give her head more support.

And if I ask for nudes, it basically me saying I want to fuck, and I'm not confidant enough for that.

It was the retarded way I named it. It's an edited copy without the face and I just stuck a 0 at the end.

lol your mom has a tramp stamp

Why did it post Furry porn in my reply lmao??