/nzg/ New Zealand General: Waitangi Edition

/nzg/ New Zealand General: Waitangi Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

Fuck off with your MAORI OOGA BOOGA BULLSHIT!

FUCKING DELET THIS!

Hi NZ.
Sooo, how's the weather up there?
I'm choosing to look at the map with Aus & NZ at the top, since USAland is now the ass of the earth.

>not wanting a day off

Also

>imblying im not neet

Welly reportin in. On my last cruiser about to hit the scrumps

>28 in dunedin today

good thing i didnt leave the house at all.

Also has anyone had the bk xl frozen drinks? how big are they?

Its Sonday tough.

got the day off tomorrow. Being a desk jockey an all

Fuck, it was death outside

No clue, but I've been wondering about that myself.
I'm tempted to go get one but Maccas frozen drinks > Bk frozen drinks

>Maccas frozen drinks > Bk frozen drinks
BK has shitty small straws as well, like the fuck man. give me the fucking krusher straws fam

why not both.

Yeah forreal, or like when you get like a milkshake from Carl's Jr and they give ya a normal straw.
It's such an unneeded hassle

I mean, I could definitely do both, but like why bother when the bk ones are like either flavourless or like 50% crushed ice

get two from bk and put them together then you have 100%

>get two from bk and put them together then you have 100%
you done figured it out man

dubs on dubs get dubs check em

those are some might fine dubs

you think that was cool?
check these out.

checked and was hella disappointed

shame that's embarrassing

maybe you didn't have your glasses on.
check again.

try again bud

this is honestly sooooo embarrassing staup

I didn't want dubs anyway

Waihola checking in

what the fuck is up fam. I like waihola, you guys got a nice view of the lake there and not too far from dunedin. would be tempted to move

checked out the new pork pie movie.
was pretty pleased and it lived up to the original.
except how they changed the blonde sheila from the original into a vegan protesting feminist

nice dubs but I just joking, Waihola is a shithole

Any bitches keen for a hoon?

looking for a fucken smoko cuz, welly

>Also has anyone had the bk xl frozen drinks? how big are they?
The size of two large frozen

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getting cucked by remakes.
stay fucked cunt.

lots of places sell durries kez.

and to you, sir. And eh I just like the views you guys get.

we're mishing to go get one, will post a pic to prove size in a matter of time.

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kinda same, anyone out tonight/drinking?

pub meet eh?

BK closes at 10pm

could do. My bro is just coming over now. If he's keen to go back out then yeah. Where you wanna go? I heard Fat Angel's got drink specials on

in australia they call this "a map"

nah im not out, its a school night

i wanna pick up a half o

11 here

school night...
public holiday tomorrow.

fuckin fat angel.

yeah it's fucking filth but apparently its got cheap drinks tonight

I work public holidays

hook me up with some fucken smoke cunt

you fucking hook me up.

if you hook me up with smoke ill hook you up cunt

fact

chch reporting in

the fuck

stop posting that shit photo, it isn't funny

ikr i'm confused

FACT

fact thou

>if you hook me up...
>i'll hook you up...

MAKES NO SENSE

not him but it makes me feel better about myself that someone actually looks like that. first 0/10 ive ever seen in my life.

he isn't actually that bad looking in normal pictures.
feel bad again.

fuckin checked

i get what ya mean, but im sick of seeing it being posted by someone who doesnt actually say anything interesting

listen cunts its real simple

you hook me up then I hook you up, its pretty fucken basic

ill sling a tinny to any cunt who can get me an o

are the hook ups the same thing?
or is it more of a barter hook up situation?

looks like gollum tbh.

dubs and trips on the same thread, yooza

that's stupid as fuck.

You give me an O and I'll give you stretch marks around your mouth.

ill fight you irl, faggot

my dad works for nintendo

The ol' days are far behind us cunt.

Why are /nzg/ threads so uninteresting and full of people saying stereotypical shit thinking they are funny?

that doesn't sound like good deal though I don't get t.

Please explain.

So this guy is selling you an O and you gan shout him a tinny

because kiwis are shit drivers who cant grow enough weed to satisfy demand

fact

put me in touch with mr plant mans and I'll smoke you out

I am the funniest person I know.

i know :((((((((

nice try officer.

why are kiwis the worst fucking drivers on the planet

because all the chinks are moving here

beacuse its full of asians.

Because no one cares
only you care

its not the asians who suck, its the whiteys who cant fucking drive

yo wheeeeeere that dic

what cunt?

good try yao ming

Well, my dick is here. With me

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New Plymouth reporting in.

Don't care reporting in

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Sure I'll take it.

My cunt.

tits with time stamp and ill consider

Anyone see Southern Stringers on FB?
Some fucker crashed his car into a lamp post. Pretty sure he wasn't Asian.

Whose tits would you like?

its prolly a faggot dude

its always some faggot.

fucking gay faggot cunts thinking people want to see that shit.

Yeah fuck em is what i say


fuck em hard

where's the guy whose got all the nudes? show em

FUCK OFF CUNT!