Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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You saw the picture, of course not.
Yep. I'm not a very lewd person in general, so.

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hooray, lizzard shit, FUCK!

still here
and


Feel free im right here

Claim :o

Im sorry

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Claiming Mamimi

What for?

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you have no space

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It's fine, I don't mind it!

That's good, hold on to your innocence, cherish it.

Alright, how about i come behind you and do some ear licking, while gently running my hands across your body.

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I do though
Enough to make me shiver.

Morning Waifu

>cherish it
>as you post a picture of Hanako's tiddy
If you used it, you'd realize it's fine!

brb, making some more nice popcorn

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カラミチーマス

chara
No id push stuff out of the way it would be a mess

>Coming online right as I go downstairs to make popcorn

nice hair

And here and there i'll give your ears a little nibble~.

> Spooky
Morning Chara.

Haha i'm not exactly helping with it am i.

I won't count that as a picture.
Nor anything else similar.

Satanic smug. How are you today?

>Implying you aren't talking with me whenever you can

I think it's cute and not spooky!

How are you Hanako?

fine -_-
nice eyepatch

Cute. Not hard right?

close enough....
How are you?

okay i suppose -_-

Im awake. thats about it

Same for me really. Kittens were a pain in the ass starting at 9am... so I got up at 10amsince they didn't calm down at all

Doing anything?

i don't think you could, the monitor is kinda heavy
Nah, you're not exactly wrong, but it's not a big influence on me if you wanna post lewd, other than mild REEE about lewding your waifu
What's your point

not right now :o

Have they gotten big yet?
You think im weak?

It's totally spooky. I'm pretty good. How about you?

Oh of course not, just a little playful bite. Then i'll begin kissing your neck, before i start laying you down and my lips work their way to yours.

Id use my hands to gently hold onto your face

We're talking anyway~

What is it with your trips today?

Yeah, a bit bigger, but not completely grown up yet. Can still carry them with one hand

Doing mighty fine, thanks~ probably going to play some RPG with Louise soon

i dont know. Thats cute. Do they like you lots?

you guis need to serious consider suicide

no, but it IS pretty firmly down here..
but I can't post pictures on Dischord!

Well i'm glad i'm not infecting you with my lewdness.

I'd love the feel of your hands holding my face. After a bit i'd break the kiss, so i could gaze into your eyes for a few moments.

Good to hear. Ooh that sounds fun.

tfw nobody has ever offered you a collar. With like glue stuff?

>Pats

already did consider. never did it.
oh and, no u.

When I lie down at the couch to play vidya they just come to me and lay on top of me, purring and sleeping
I'd say yeah, they love me lots

But you can u lil shit

Yup yup, Louise is giving me exp right now

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE

I'm not even THAT into that sort of thing, but I would put it on with no hesitation. Not that she's into it, she just put it on him because he tried to run away because he's a stupid bastard.
Nah, just lil rubber feet.
Me too~ The lewdest thing I do these days is load up AA2 every few months and flirt heavily with Louise in-game. Although Chara has been hitting on a certain NPC in the RPG and I think that might get lewd...again..
Not nearly as easily or seamlessly! It is nice for pictures I don't want to post here.

why tho?
live is anguish but theres felicity in death

oh no. *dies*

I think I could look into yours for a few seconds before i felt a bit embarrassed
Thats cute. I havent heard a cat purr in a while
Exactly it sounds hot. Well i dont think the collar really helped in the him not wanting to run away thing. I could so move it

Fair enough

I can even feel it!
And after they ran around a whole lot I can also feel their heartbeat

Depending on who was holding the chain, I suppose~
No, but he only needed it for one scene, then she took it off of him and nobody ever saw it again. Then the riding crop came out.
I mean, if you TRIED, but..

thats the spirit :o

now everyone do as the flan did and kill yourself!

Are you ok?

Also, I can try to embarrass you a little on here.

Thats cute. Going to make people want small pets
Not many people fit that yeah. Nice. But you dont want someone to try

What game?

That's pretty tame. Haha "again" huh?

What would you do once you started feeling embarrassed?

oh? How would you be able to do that?

I can only recommend them~

Louise's own tabletop RPG

Yeah, I definitely wouldn't give it to very many people.
Sure don't. And it won't move if you don't try
Have you ever gave AA2 a shot? I think /waifu/ would like it.
Yeahhh, again...Was one of the first things that happened..
I could describe the NPC encounter I'm talking about with Hanako, or maybe just mention what we were talking about earlier~
Oh! Semi-related, I did think of a question.

probably look to the side
Nah they would torture my poor little dog

yes, please.

you killed me, congratulations, weirdo.

I dont think anyone would to begin with.

Do tell the question then
And don't! DON'T!

Fair enough. But my cats are lovingly trusting. They are seeking the companion of the dogs which are three times as big as them

Oh that's neat.

I've never heard of it. Ah that's pretty funny.

I couldn't help but to chuckle as i see that cute expression on your face. But i would pull you back into the kiss, so you wouldn't be embarrassed anymore.

I would certainly hope not. They might mess something up.
Just if you've decided if you wanna wear that kitty thing I showed you on Amazon~
Artificial Academy 2. Basically it's a VN where you can make custom characters

Yeah but the cats would end up being as big as my little doggo and she is a big baby
Good. I want to feel the least amount of weird possible

It really is, yup
Got a Succubus to play as. A lot of fun

Only if you wear it beforehand!

Aww, that sounds lovely!

She barks at everything and is afraid of most people. she wants pets when she is ok with you though and begs for lots of food

I did? Why do people think I'm weird? You're weird.

Claimed.

Oh wow, that sounds really cool.

Shortly after we get back into the kiss, my hand will start to slowly travel down your body until it reaches the spot between your legs, and begins gently rubbing.

Nice.

the mum or the autist?

I am weird yes but consider that you can be weird too.

Cute doggo. Nice numbers.

>4444

The autist

Claimed

The opposite of love is fear.

kill yourself

Help me sleep, guys.

shall I do a flip?

I would noticeably flinch if you did that
uh thanks

Maximum or bust

Yea, you are weird alright.

youtube.com/watch?v=JJ76zxbRKp0
Listen to this, maybe it'll help.

Ayy

nah just lean into it
better for your knees

Whats up?
Too many shitty drum samples.

Nope! You first, then after I'm done..."admiring" you in it, then we can talk about me maybe putting it on.
It sounds cooler than it is, but I quite enjoy it to be honest. I've got TONS of people, including the whole Katawa crew, Louise, some IRL friends..

Thanks for the help, I guess

Hello. Go to bed.

Hey hey

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hi

Not much, trying to get inspired to finish building a turret in FTD.

I wonder how much you would flinch when my hand slips underneath your underwear and rubs you directly.

I need to look into that.

Listen to a asmr video or watch an old documentary?

Sounds lovely actually

>maybe putting it on
Fine, then you'll wear the apron

Im in bed. Help me get over this nausea.
Whats FTD? I bet I remember it by the time you answer. Or I pass out and you never hear from me.
Just threw on an insomnia playlist on Spotify.

From the Depths, It's essentially Space engineers Meets boats.

Hmm?
I'm half-tempted to make some of the people from the thread, honestly. It can be fun to see how they interact. Last I saw, Hanako and Shinji Ikari had gotten together.
T-That's fine! You can have the kitty outfit, and I'll wear the apron.

Id probably stop kissing you at that point
Yeah she is just a silly little dog that likes car rides and walks

Oohh those exist? I might have to guve them a try sometime