Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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うーんこの状態

konbanwa

dochirasama wa /Kyoto-jin/ koko

山田く~ん、英国旗に座布団一枚

まさかthreadとbreadを掛けていると?

それならスレ建てのフランス国旗に座布団では?

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あら、後一枚でハワイ旅行

@melonpan

その感じ

なんか、、、前スレでサイトのルール違反を指摘していたドイツ旗の方が逆に消されてないか?
もし集中レポートでやられたのなら、何かがいるな~

なんでイギリス人が笑点のシステム知ってんだ!!
おまえ、さては日本人だな?

Recently I went to eat at a Japanese restaurant, I ate a 2 people worth of good food because I wanted to try many different dishes, overall I should have paid over 50€ and I was ready for it, but it turned out that day they had the "all-you-can-eat" thing so I paid around 20€ in the end.
I realized it only later, when I was already driving back home. I'm sure it totally looked like I was doing it for the cheap price, the food was all of the best quality, I ate over 20 different sushi nigiri too and that alone was supposed to cost over 30€, it was my first time eating Japanese.
I don't think I can show my face in that restaurant again in the future.

What do you guys think about people who exploit things like these? will they feed me expired food next time I go eat there?

ハーフなので。じいちゃんと一緒に見る覚えがたくさんあってね

hey ,Adelina calm down.
you should use japanese.
we japanese can't understand English at all.

Was it a Japanese restaurant or a "Japanese" restaurant?

なんだハーフかぁ( ´艸`)

なら日本人じゃねぇか!外人の振りしやがって!(#゜д゜)

What are you on mate. How is doing an all you can eat deal exploiting. They've chosen to offer it

まー、そう思わない人もいるよ。日本語もあんまだし。

I am eating my own shit. It's definitely delicious.

lol ok.

I thought they were chinese owners at first because I couldn't understand a word they said when they were talking to each other, but while I was eating I realized they were speaking some japanese dialect. I think they were genuine, if that's what you meant.

>I ate a 2 people worth of good food
fatty

ところで、どことどこのハーフだい?
俺が予想するにホビットとエルフのハーフとみた。

Well, I hope so. I knew about the all-you-can-eat but I honestly had no idea that it was also applied to the most expensive dish (which was the large double sushi nigiri serving that I ate).

I sometimes go hiking, I c-can allow myself to eat a bit once in a while...
It was my first time at a Japanese restaurant, I just couldn't resist.

やー、普通の イギリス/日本 ハーフ。実は東京生まれで2年ぐらい住んでいたの。毎年帰るけどね

?__? Does /japan/ approve of kaomojis???

is there a less expensive version of anki for iPhone?

yes my friend
but dutchmen are strictly not allowed

Perhaps you should just go there and do the exact same thing when they don't have the discount. Since you were willing to do so in the first place, and you seem to have enjoyed yourself, this would be a good way to have another pleasant meal, and to show them that you're not a scab (though I doubt they care).

Nice idea, I'll keep it in mind.
I left like 3€ of tip, now that I think about it.

Can everyone search "3.11" on Yahoo Japan?
They'll donate 10 yen for every search for the restoration of the Tohoku region hit by the big earthquake in 2011.
Thanks!

I think they would be glad you enjoyed their food. You just happened to get lucky. You can pay full price another day.

can you guys please contain your own? it's really making the board worse

ほんとこれ
お前らのお仲間か?隔離スレに引きこもってればいいのに外出てくるんじゃねえよ

no idea what you just said mate

He said "fuck off"

Concha

What do Japanese people think of overwatch?

ah, gotcha

今から日本の女全員をヤリにいきま~すっ

japan still lives in 1999 and everyone only plays dragon quest

とうとうアタシもアメリカ人に抱かれるのね…(´・ω・`)

just got a new patch

do you guys like it

I'm totally agree with you.
Is that motherfucker from this rotten compound?
Stay in this quarantine forever japs

Translated it for you

dammit the brazilian said he was being mean

What is the pill?

it's from akira

don't play with americans' lack of linguistic ability, please

Oh, okay...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akira_(1988_film)

体格の大きな外国人に抱かれたいと思いますか?

what mmo's japaneses play?

こっちにも荒らしが湧いたらめんどいしのスレをリポートしとこうず

>大きな
デブなの…?(´・ω・`)

そのレストランにとってあなたは良い客だと思う
きっともっと食べてもいい と思うよ
悪い客は家に持って帰る人と 食べ残す人です

> 2020 Tokyo Olympic
> Tokyo gets nuked

Is the North Korea going to make it true?

デブじゃなくて、身長185cmで肩幅が広くて体幹が太くて、筋肉質な男とか。

Come back

無理(´・ω・`)

>please contain your own?
ワロタw

日本人男の方がいいの?

お金持ちが好きです(´・ω・`)

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I have just discovered this Japanese trend.

seems turbo autistic 2bh

It's already being replaced by 草

そうですか、僕は来週はもう一度行くつもりです。
前回、僕は魚を食べました、
次回は他の料理を食べたい。

そりゃそうですよね

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Am i autistic?

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メロンパンなのに
メロンはいっていない
こりゃ
勝手に答えるにゃ
それ、違う
ワイのコテは
Anonymousness
やで
通称がPantuyaなのよ
あれは文面からGR7のレポ呼び掛け禁止に引っかかった
娘が喰い盛りなんで、食べ放題にはたまに行く
それ、ここ
ここは隔離病棟
日本語を喋る程にweebsをこじらせたやつとnative日本のね
しかも、日本旗に日本人が少ない
健康に良く、教育に悪い
うん、このスレにも貼っておくべし
あのね
出産って
そこから
赤ちゃんの頭がでてくるのよ
赤ちゃんの頭より太いチンコって
あまりないから

I am going to go to work soon, even though it's Saturday.

なんか
旗を見て
わいはパスタ屋に行きたくなった
邪道だが
saint-marc-hd.com/kamakura/
とか
yomenya-goemon.com/
のように
お箸で食べるイタリアンの店があるのよ
読めや娘はフォークとスプーンで食べる店に行きたがるけど

LITTLE
POOR
JAP

日本旗の純日本人がきましたよっと。
Sup Forums まだなれてないから学ばせとくれー

answer me you fucks

Anonymousness metalってツイ垢を発見したよ
ほとんどベビメタのことしかつぶやいてないのな

うらやましいなあ
私はイタリアンピザの食べ放題の店に行きたいな

I think ordinary Japanese don't play MMO. I don't know any specific softwhere either.

Can I have a hug?

そう
そこで
六本木さんを始め
常連の方々とも話しているが
DMが多い
ここは、リア充が多いので
土曜日なのにまったりしている
僕も、実は今お外
i hug and kiss you
sweet drem

I'll hug you if you're a girl

>邪道だが
lolどうして

それらのサイトのメニューをチェックしています、
パスタの店は冷静です、しかし、
サンマルクは五右衛門よりも伝統的な食べ物を持っています。

you bought an iphone, now you want to be stingy? pay up goy

残念ながら、それを見たことがない。

Not mmo ?but one of popular Online game is Dragon Quest Monster Parade.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGtM60T_iW0

wtf is that
I though neets play some games

Japs?

Your thoughts on Minato-ku

*sweet dream
一字抜かすと大変やな
だからお箸で食べるの
eating pasta with chopsticks, my wife and daughter say it's a wrong way
別に、気にしていないけど
まあ、英語は適当

箸で長くかかるのではないですか?
フォークを使うと、一度に多くのことを刺すことができます。

フォークは刺すか絡めるだけで掴めないからいらいらする

Aw thank you

Your thoughts on toranomon

no no I'll hug you
I'll even do more while hugging you

Just wanted a goodnight hug
what more? lol

I'll nibble on your ears

are we getting raided by 2ch or any translation blog?

sure if you want to turn me on
I'm going to sleep though
night

えええええ~!ないの?!

No pls come back