Anyone here fucked a milf? Are they as good as legends say? Greentext it

Anyone here fucked a milf? Are they as good as legends say? Greentext it.

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Who is legends?

I only fuck a MILF.

This is only because my wife has bore two of my children

The pussy has been great before and after child birth. Just make sure pelvic floor is started as soon as possible after birth and you would never know that things had a person come out of it

Milfs know how to suck dick. A friend's trashy aunt once gobbled me up back in high school.

This.

Any pics?

Of course, but that shit is put away. I was only 15 at the time. She got me drunk too so yeah.

Whaddya mean. This is Sup Forums. Post them

I think he Fucks milfs

>be me 24 year old slightly above average looking male
>using tinder
>8.5/10 MILF matches with me, think she was 33
>Go out for drinks later that night
>Get her back to my place
>Honestly the best head I have ever had in my life
>Half way through, she squirted all over my bed and got upset because she thought I'd get mad
>squirting makes me diamonds
>Fucked her until the sun came up
>MILFs are amazing in bed
pic related

>Just make sure pelvic floor is started
Pardon, wat?

I know english is a complex language and all that jizz but even I didn't got that.

>15 at the time
>asks to post child porn
good job

No. Stretch marks, loose pussy, tend to be clingy, most get that pouch.

>Me 25 now, 16 in story
>Live with parents in apartment building
>One afternoon doing laundry in basement
>Neighbor, 30-something, pretty but not overtly sexy there too
>Starts chatting, moves conversation toward sex
>Have much experience? (No) Never even had a blowjob? (No) Poor boy
>Before I know it, she's on her knees unzipping me.
>After, takes me up to her apartment and fucks me
>Went on for months, most afternoons.

There are two unbelievable kickers to this story, which I swear are true.

>She was a local Lutheran minister's wife
>I found out years later that she was also screwing my father in the evenings

Top that!

>at my aunt's house getting drunk with my older cousin
>I am 16 he is in his 30's we were smoking pot too
>Friend of my aunt comes in to see her and get drunk
>She is about to get married in two weeks and has a 11 year old son
> I convinced her to fuck me and I came in her pussy
> Later I convinced to fuck my cousin even though she didn't want to
> He busted a nut in her as well kek
> I continue railing her all night and her fiance picks her up in the morning non the wiser
> She got pregnant never saw her again dude was getting cucked before he was even married

That pussy was very loose but she gave a godly blowjob

She pissed herself dude.

What? You want a participation badge or something?

yea I've fucked two. Basically the only difference is that they don't care about appearing like a slut and shit so they let their inhabitions down and they don't play a bunch of games before you get to fuck em.

Posting a porn flick on anonymous board while saying it happened to you.

sounds like a porno to me, too good to be true

vid or it didn't happen

I wonder if she ever told her husband? What do you Sup Forumsros think? I haven't heard anything about her other than she got pregnant.

The fuck do you mean legends? Pussy is pussy. You fuck it and it feels good.

dat gut tho nigga

Would you?

Adultery is a female only thing, pretty much as rape is male only thing. There is little exception.

Only males that could be raped by females are either faggots or functionally retarded.

They know what they are doing. The one I fucked loved to swallow cum.

I fuck a milf few times a week.
My wife is 15 years older then me, has great pussy and a gorgeous body,

Well that's the thing adultery is not a female only thing men fuck other women too. I'm married doesn't mean that if a bitch wants my dick I would turn her down if she looked good.

Is this even legal?

How come incest is so shuned upon if it's between two consenting adults?

>They know what they are doing. The one I fucked loved to swallow cum.

What does this mean? For everyone old milf who swallows cum theres another who didnt like the cum of her dirty ex and now doesnt want it.

For every young virgin girl who is afraid to swallow cum there's another that can't wait to try it or loves the power trip of getting a guy off.

"swallowing cum" is not a specialty of milfs.

I've fucked girls aged from 14 to 60.
Mid 30's early 40's have been the best in my experience. They work harder to please a man.

My manager was a 38yo married women. Ate her pussy and got some head the first time we messed around, and gave her the business the second time. She freaked the fuck out her husband would find out, told him about us, he forgave, tried for a threeway, fucked me for a couple months after that lowkey.

She sucked dick better than she fucked. She had a 16yo daughter I think wanted the business too, but I joked about it with the mom and she went absolutely insane.

Adultery is not what people think it is. At the very least it used to mean something else.

Cheating and promiscuity is where it's at right now. You need a cuck to adultery.

thats a picture of a chubby 25 year old with big boobs you virgin loser

I didn't fuck a MILF, but I did fuck a fat 45 year old prostitute. She was cheap, but not that bad looking.

I've started going to the gym to look bigger and older, so I'll hopefully in the future have the confidence to pull older women in their 40's.