Ask me anything

Ask me anything.

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Are you male or female?

im a grill bro

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how old is your dick?

7k

tits and gtfo

Do you have thyroid cancer?

how old are you

are you my mommy?

I'm a smoker, so it's possible.

21

can we see your chest

Maybe.

ok so ur a guy

Are you gay or bisexual?

Maybe once I finish having supper.

If that is how you choose to interpret it then I will not stop you from believing what you do.

>Maybe once I finish having supper.
tease

Neither. I like what I like.

you realize you look like a dude, right?

No clue what you are talking about, family.

maybe if you post a regular pic and not some over saturated shit.

are u being edgy having 666 on ur wall btw?

Do you like to smell your own farts?

qt

Why?

expose thy breasts or leave this place immediately
also time stamp

Sorry you're so homely OP I woulda thought you were cute but your posting in Sup Forums shows you just want weeaboo attention. Stop being such a nerd.

I'm too insecure about the morphology of my physiology to be posting regular photos.

The Monster(tm) sticker? Yeah, at the time I saw.

I'm not sure how you got to that conclusion and I apologize for my existence. I shall proceed to isolate myself even further.

maybe...

you are one of those A E S T H E T I C retards aren't you

Not really, I just like the aesthetic... but I keep to my own thing.

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wwyd if someone would propose u money for dp with some guys?

you dont get out much, do you?

fuck you we like the exact kind of shit

... how much money are we talking here?

With others? No. Not that much.
I do however try to go out a lot, it's just hard to catch me because I avoid common places because I've been treated like trash my entire life.

You sound and look most entertainingly damaged.

Just my type of person.
What is the last thing ou read?

You'd be surprised ~

Money? idk few hundred in $$$ 4 reccording u haing dp

how trash ? did daddy put out cigarettes on you boooo

>Ask me anything
what color are my eyes?

where do u work at? not an exact location

I don't remember. I'm reading War and Peace, before that I listened to Nietzche and Schopenhauer. Also Max Stirner, but that's a whole nother topic.

If at some point I'm depicted with money raining over me then it's a deal.

Grey. I think. I don't look at that sort of things. Namaste.

Worse, I was raised by Sup Forums and people talking sh*t two shoulders over.

I don't work. I reconsidered devoting my life to menial coding in an Office Space type of deal in favor of physical and mental health. I realize the severity of my predicament.

>Grey. I think. I don't look at that sort of things. Namaste.

Black. Just like mine.

>i dont work
>owns ps4
tell me your secrets

That's not me, it's from a folder I have called "life goals".

I abstain from digitally interactive forms of entertainment due to having had an addiction to Counter Strike recently.
The risk was calculated.

u are wearing overknee socks
playing ps4
propably great body...

WHAT THE FUCK R U DOIN ALONE THERE :P

Not much, you?

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Spider Jerusalem is the king.

Is this Naruto?

ah ok. dont give up on your goals =3

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Is this from Skyrim?

Now isn´t that wholesome literature, but no Camus?
A healthy amount of depression.
Isolation because of perceived personal shortcomings or tiredness of others real ones?

>be me, random sperm swimming around in papas nutsak
>get concieved, mytosis n shit,things looking breddy gud
>fucking almost die in the womb 7 times because papa is an alcoholic piece of shit with anger issues
>finally get born, literally 3 fucking beatiful older sisters suceeded in life 30 years something before me, never brought anything below 90 points(its a 100 point grade system) complete female alphas in life
>turns out I wasn't even supposed to be fucking born,they were satisfied with their children,relatives friends all pities my mother for having a baby at 47 years of age
>fast forward a few years,around age of 7 family is always subconsciously angry at me for existing, basically getting my ass beat HARD for every mild non approved behavior(like calling the end of the bread "butt")
>in a neighborhood where there is NO children of my age to befriend, don't even know the concept of friendship other than what I see on tv
cont.?

haha dude the matrix was awesome

You suck dick on the first date?

Too bad your dad didn't kill you cause then you wouldn't be posting your shit-tier story.

>the Matrix

No, this is Death Grips...

Thank

No it's some web comic I think...

Oh yeah, The Stranger. A book about an idiot who kept smoking cigarettes and had no idea what he was doing. Truly there is no escape from such nausea.

Both. Date me. Now.

Do you shower on the first date?

Hold on this might be good.

I thought it was from Resident Halo 2: The Bubbleugm.

You look like me and I'm a dude.

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mind to show that shirt?
and what kind of music u listen to?

>adam's apple

If I had a phone I'd take a picture but it says "Senpai" in moonrune with subtitles.

Gangster rap, vaportrap sometimes, anything that has a broken beat and hard lyrics mostly. I find emulating gangster music helps my self-esteem.

Are you a tranny?

Smoked weed every day. No regrets.

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Oh shit, bitch, what the fuck?

Basically you're a fuccboi?

I'm retired.

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As long as you can deal with excentric emotions, coldness in anger and cynicism disguised as intelligence, sure.

I can be quite demanding.

Sounds authentic. I like that.

Forgot pic.

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this is now a shitty life story thread
>we live in my uncle's house(only us)since my father blew all our savings to gamble and the car he crashed when he was drunk
>papa starts sucking brother cock because he is somehow even more of a narcissistic piece of shit than my father
>my father and the brother getting his cock sucked by my father and a couple of more cock sucker brothers run this shit-hole restaurant called "syndol" or some shit
>fucker gets home almost everyday drunk and somehow deeper in debt, kids at school don't even bother to ask about the bruises because I'm autistic and ugly
>alpha sisters fuck off to istanbul and poland so some shady people come and take them away because of my father's debt (prob not but that's what they thought would happen)
> second year at my school and still nobody accept some sandnigger talks to me,autistic me in love with the only and the most beautiful thing he has ever seen in his life,a girl
>she is always kind to me and stuff,lets call her "blue eyed cunt"
cont.?

>Gangster rap, vaportrap sometimes, anything that has a broken beat and hard lyrics mostly.
mind to share some?

Alright, so what of interest do you have to offer?
American?

Why do you think you're interesting enough to make this thread?

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This is some.
Also Russ is cool sometimes and TroyBoi bends notes like a Jedi master vs. a Sith lord.

I'm a hood rich rogue psychotherapist/exorcist with some ass.
Eastern European unfortunately.

Where's your thread?

When did you start to realize you weren't like the other boys in school?

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I always thought they were kind of retarded and I'm only now starting to realized how weird my classmates treated me growing up.

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In the neighbourhood, how nice.

Now, the last requirement would be you not having a penis, I am shallow like that.

Though I am interested in the ass part, psychotherapist is usually fun.

do u have an ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ tumblr or something?, totally digging this stuff but too lazy to do it right now

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MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT NIGGA FUCK OUTTA HERE FUCK YOU MEAN FUCKBOY???

As a hood priest I would advise you to seek absolution.

No, but I have a facebook and a personal blog.

Slutty-Chan

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Now then priestress, how does one repent his multifarious sins, will you take my confession?

yeaman shore

Lol

This is COWBOY BEBOP

you FUCKING morons!!!

>personal blog.
care to share?

tomorrow go n b lit turn up or squad up