Racist/Offensive Jokes Thread

Racist/Offensive Jokes Thread

gimme your worst

So, a rabbi, a rabbi, and a rabbi walk into a "shower"

>what did the Jewish pedophile say to the child?

Hey kids wanna buy some candy?

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>Why were the Jewish kids sitting next to the chimney?
>They were waiting for their parents

How do the best racist jokes begin?
*looks around both shoulders*

Wut?

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Why do most black men cry during sex?
Pepper spray.

he's saying the best jokes begin with the joke teller looking over both shoulders to make sure noone is around to take offense.

>edgelord thread

I think he means checking for niggers or chinks or kikes before you state facts that will make them chimp out

>whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

A pizza doesnt scream when u put it in the oven

shoo, shoo, you have school to study for

Why do African children have big stomachs and thin hands?
Too much food, not enough work.

>why was the soccer game canceled in Ethiopia?

They ate all the grass

> what's so bad about being a black jew?

You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a black girls pussy and a bowling ball?

You could eat a bowling ball if you had to

A black, Mexican and a Jew walk into a bar. Bartender says, "get out of my bar."

What do you use to clean a bridge in Mexico?
Spic and Span

> what do u call a cheap circumcision ?

a rip off

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout?

Boy scout comes back from camp

What do you call one white guy screaming at 11 black guys?
A football coach.
What do you call 400 black guys running down a hill?
A prison break.

>Be Muslim
>Die
>Go to heaven
>Knock on door
>Maria appears
>'Child come in'
>No, need to meet Allah
>'Oh Allah, that's upstairs'
>Walk up stairs
>Doorknock.mp3
>Peter opens
>'Come in brother'
> No, need to meet Allah
>'Allah? oh the guy upstairs'
>Run upstairs
>Big ass door
>knock, door opens
>God
>Child, enter
>No, no, I need to meet Allah
>Yeah, yeah all in time, come in and sit with me
>' Allah, two coffee, this table please'

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you already told her twice.