Hairy edition
/brit/
NZ lad sucks cock
Why do Yanks love /brit/ and British culture in general so much?
The hairier a woman the better
Hairy Potter :^)
>the yanks 10th president has grandchildren alive today
Wtf
I like to talk about the footy
Went to sleep at like 8 o clock lads now I'm wide awake what do I do
Yanks should have left Grenada alone
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shan't be posting in this thread
that difference in Australia makes no sense
rasheed
Absolute mongs in the other thread, yeah all of you.
t. pedo
link thread pls x
*blocks your bike lane*
Captcha: cycling ford
bump
*strings a piece of steel wire across your bike line*
Thoughts on this cat?
is desustorage not working for anyone else?
Nah not for the last couple of days.
Watched kill bill lads, his worst film by far.
worth reading any of david foster wallaces stuff
is it possible to get a gf if you're ugly and poor?
asking for a friend
No, you can only get a gf if you are 10/10 handsome with lots of friends, make 100k+ a year.
NT are all abos
Why are you posting in the fake yank thread
stop splitting the thread
the tard didn't subject the other one
Oh fuck off you nonce.
i'm being serious lad
like what if you're a 0/10 and NEET living with parents?
work on your life before a gf
Then you'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel seriously, best you can do is get a shag with a fat girl if you're lucky.
I've seen poor ugly fucks with 8-9/10 gfs.
The only thing that truly matter is xharisma tbqh.
*blocks your path*
5-7/10 neet living with my parents and have a gf who is utterly obsessed with me
isn;t even fat or unsuccessful
*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP*
How is this attractive?
will nigel run for PM?
*makes black people noises*
ah yes it's the runt that made the other thread and completely fucked it
*blocks your dick*
he can't even run for MP
im black and it fires neurons in my brains that makes my nostrils flare up and gets me horny
quite a lot of 14-18 year old women make gymnastic instruction videos on youtube wearing very little clothing
really gets the cogs turning
>makes different /brit/ thread
>fucks it
>posts in the other thread
good lad
hello nigger
nah didnt even make that thread
just adopted the name to show solidalitary
so fuck you you little shrimp of da barbie runtoid faggot, I will mash you up good of you soft home and away fuck
Looking at the state of the posts in the other thread I'm actually glad /brit/ is split desu.
i didnt make the thread
youtube.com
this song really makes me wish i could have the last 8 years of my life back
how do uni students wank in shared residence
Haven't slept a wink so gonna get a shower, wait until its light and go fishing.
Perhaps now would be a good time to go to sleep.
*unzips your path*
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hello nigger
might do a spaff
Stop being contrarians and get in the real thread
This is a yank thread that was made minutes after the other thread
real thread
also sys.Sup Forums.org/int/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=72144823
Had one bacon and egg mcmuffin and8 stubbies of piss all day lads. Very good, very good
severe autism
Glad /brit/ is fucked during yank hours, fuck you lot desu.
user had always loved Sup Forums with its awful, dire shitposts. It was a place where he felt depressed.
He was a lonely, sad, whiskey drinker with short penis and aching arsehole. His friends saw him as outrageous and obese. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a dry autistic person. That's the sort of man he was.
user walked over to the window and reflected on his awful surroundings. The rain hammered like shitposting yanks.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of gf . gf was a retarded oneitis with feminine penis and.
user gulped. He was not prepared for gf.
As user stepped outside and gf came closer, he could see the tubberlumping glint in her eye.
gf glared with all the wrath of 7111 depressed loopy leafs. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want nothing."
user looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the cold keyboard. "gf, go away," he replied.
They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two magnificent, mammoth mexicans captchaing at a very autistic LAN party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two weird uncles clicking to the beat.
user regarded gf's feminine penis. "I feel the same way!" revealed user with a delighted grin.
gf looked autistic, her emotions blushing.
Then gf came inside for a nice glass of whiskey.
black people already have pretty big nostrils
how often do you get a blocked nose? i've found that at least one of my nostrils is usually blocked at any given time
he doesn't know the meaning of a clogged nostril
or a fat lip
i have autism
what do
sinuses get inflamed, nostrils don't clog themselves
Apply for a janitorial position operating out of an online message board
wrong thread
get a phd in maths
Sommer Ray.
taking a shit lads
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Is this the real thread?
Remember when the editions were actually Britain related?
No, of course you don't because you're all newfags who make shit like this
shop smart
shop s-mart
GOT IT?
hhmmm woke up quite early.
Took a satisfying shit, now listening to a bit of Lubomyr tbqh
next edition will be fuck white people edition
is spain a comfy country for tourists?
i hear the locals fucking hate tourists in some cities
early morning thread wars well done dickhead
>tfw no robot wars gf
Considering going MENTAL tonight and having two saturday beers instead of one while I watch my movie at home
i drank two beers tonight while watching basketball
anyone know what film I'm thinking of? it has Marlon Brando playing a big bad guy and he goes to his henchmen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"
alri Mr Bud Light
normal for that to happen desu one turbinate will swell while the one in the other nasal airway has minimal blood in it then they switch every 2 hours or so
Good sir I believe that's the wild godfather apocalypse named the waterfront
I had one can and four pints last night hhmmm
will probably consume 12 pints today
thoughts on rivers? I sometimes walk along them to see them get bigger
Have sub-zero respect for lads who engage in fatalistic passive-aggressiveness on /brit/
WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN
I didn't drink at all so woke up fresh and ready for the day :)
I'd feel like such a gimp if I was that skelly, would probably walk around with my head down avoiding eye contact.
Yeah so would I haha
new thread autists need their heads kicked it.
No one is posting in the other one you mong
*hakks your path*
my point stands.