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Hairy edition

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NZ lad sucks cock

Why do Yanks love /brit/ and British culture in general so much?

The hairier a woman the better

Hairy Potter :^)

>the yanks 10th president has grandchildren alive today
Wtf

I like to talk about the footy

Went to sleep at like 8 o clock lads now I'm wide awake what do I do

Yanks should have left Grenada alone

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shan't be posting in this thread

that difference in Australia makes no sense

rasheed

Absolute mongs in the other thread, yeah all of you.

t. pedo

link thread pls x

*blocks your bike lane*

Captcha: cycling ford

bump

*strings a piece of steel wire across your bike line*

Thoughts on this cat?

is desustorage not working for anyone else?

Nah not for the last couple of days.

Watched kill bill lads, his worst film by far.

worth reading any of david foster wallaces stuff

is it possible to get a gf if you're ugly and poor?

asking for a friend

No, you can only get a gf if you are 10/10 handsome with lots of friends, make 100k+ a year.

NT are all abos

Why are you posting in the fake yank thread

stop splitting the thread

the tard didn't subject the other one

Oh fuck off you nonce.

i'm being serious lad

like what if you're a 0/10 and NEET living with parents?

work on your life before a gf

Then you'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel seriously, best you can do is get a shag with a fat girl if you're lucky.

I've seen poor ugly fucks with 8-9/10 gfs.
The only thing that truly matter is xharisma tbqh.

*blocks your path*

5-7/10 neet living with my parents and have a gf who is utterly obsessed with me

isn;t even fat or unsuccessful

*BRRRAAAAAAAPPPP*

How is this attractive?

will nigel run for PM?

*makes black people noises*

ah yes it's the runt that made the other thread and completely fucked it

*blocks your dick*

he can't even run for MP

im black and it fires neurons in my brains that makes my nostrils flare up and gets me horny

quite a lot of 14-18 year old women make gymnastic instruction videos on youtube wearing very little clothing
really gets the cogs turning

>makes different /brit/ thread
>fucks it
>posts in the other thread

good lad

hello nigger

nah didnt even make that thread

just adopted the name to show solidalitary
so fuck you you little shrimp of da barbie runtoid faggot, I will mash you up good of you soft home and away fuck

Looking at the state of the posts in the other thread I'm actually glad /brit/ is split desu.

i didnt make the thread

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this song really makes me wish i could have the last 8 years of my life back

how do uni students wank in shared residence

Haven't slept a wink so gonna get a shower, wait until its light and go fishing.

Perhaps now would be a good time to go to sleep.

*unzips your path*

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hello nigger

might do a spaff

Stop being contrarians and get in the real thread

This is a yank thread that was made minutes after the other thread

real thread



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Had one bacon and egg mcmuffin and8 stubbies of piss all day lads. Very good, very good

severe autism

Glad /brit/ is fucked during yank hours, fuck you lot desu.

user had always loved Sup Forums with its awful, dire shitposts. It was a place where he felt depressed.
He was a lonely, sad, whiskey drinker with short penis and aching arsehole. His friends saw him as outrageous and obese. Once, he had even jumped into a river and saved a dry autistic person. That's the sort of man he was.
user walked over to the window and reflected on his awful surroundings. The rain hammered like shitposting yanks.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of gf . gf was a retarded oneitis with feminine penis and.
user gulped. He was not prepared for gf.
As user stepped outside and gf came closer, he could see the tubberlumping glint in her eye.
gf glared with all the wrath of 7111 depressed loopy leafs. She said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want nothing."
user looked back, even more lonely and still fingering the cold keyboard. "gf, go away," he replied.
They looked at each other with angry feelings, like two magnificent, mammoth mexicans captchaing at a very autistic LAN party, which had jazz music playing in the background and two weird uncles clicking to the beat.
user regarded gf's feminine penis. "I feel the same way!" revealed user with a delighted grin.
gf looked autistic, her emotions blushing.
Then gf came inside for a nice glass of whiskey.

black people already have pretty big nostrils

how often do you get a blocked nose? i've found that at least one of my nostrils is usually blocked at any given time

he doesn't know the meaning of a clogged nostril
or a fat lip

i have autism

what do

sinuses get inflamed, nostrils don't clog themselves

Apply for a janitorial position operating out of an online message board

wrong thread

get a phd in maths

Sommer Ray.

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taking a shit lads

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Is this the real thread?

Remember when the editions were actually Britain related?

No, of course you don't because you're all newfags who make shit like this

shop smart
shop s-mart
GOT IT?

hhmmm woke up quite early.

Took a satisfying shit, now listening to a bit of Lubomyr tbqh

next edition will be fuck white people edition

is spain a comfy country for tourists?

i hear the locals fucking hate tourists in some cities

early morning thread wars well done dickhead

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>tfw no robot wars gf

Considering going MENTAL tonight and having two saturday beers instead of one while I watch my movie at home

i drank two beers tonight while watching basketball

anyone know what film I'm thinking of? it has Marlon Brando playing a big bad guy and he goes to his henchmen "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse"

alri Mr Bud Light

normal for that to happen desu one turbinate will swell while the one in the other nasal airway has minimal blood in it then they switch every 2 hours or so

Good sir I believe that's the wild godfather apocalypse named the waterfront

I had one can and four pints last night hhmmm

will probably consume 12 pints today

thoughts on rivers? I sometimes walk along them to see them get bigger

Have sub-zero respect for lads who engage in fatalistic passive-aggressiveness on /brit/

WHICH THREAD DO I POST IN

I didn't drink at all so woke up fresh and ready for the day :)

I'd feel like such a gimp if I was that skelly, would probably walk around with my head down avoiding eye contact.

Yeah so would I haha

new thread autists need their heads kicked it.

No one is posting in the other one you mong

*hakks your path*

my point stands.