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god emperor Duda edition

/cum/

v4 seems like a comfy group 2bh

how did the magyars get in on the west slav German flavored club

they are genetically slavs

They are genetically Croatian to be specific. Pic related is a genetic distance map. Also, unsurprisingly, common last names includes ones that mean "Slovak" or "Croat".

V4 is the only civilised general on this board.

hey, what's up liechti?

Not much desu

Just moved to a new apartment and got a new job

And whats up there?

>Just moved to a new apartment and got a new job
interdasting, tell me more, how do you like your new job? why did you move?

>And whats up there?
not much, had breakfast and now i am trying to do stuff for uni

In summer i do new education for job, and till then i work part time as ...eh... i dont know the english term. But here it is called "gemeindearbeiter" so i tend to the flowers in the public places in the village, empty bins, drive around and keep the village in shape.

For the move, well capitalism did its magic and my landlord sold the apartment block to build luxury flats that only the top 0.5 percent can afford.

>In summer i do new education for job
what are you going to study?
>i tend to the flowers in the public places in the village, empty bins, drive around and keep the village in shape
that sounds quite nice desu, do you like it? does it pay well?
is the new apartment nice?

>what are you going to study

Informatican

>is it nice
Its comfy desu, when the weather plays along
>does it pay well
No. Its just a part time job for people like me who dont have anything to do between jobs. Its some sort of program from the government.

>is the new apartment nice
Im still getting used to it. Neighbors are kinda noisy.

yeah we have it here as well if you are unemployed and you want to get the pity welfare of 60 euros you need to work like that for 20 hours a week

cigany

What dies that even mean?

gipsies in slavic languages

Ahhhhhhh

Thanks c:

Also what you eat for breakfast? Pic related

looks good
I have chips&beer for breakfast

is that a sandwich or something?

How can you eat these sandwiches, as a Slav from Poland I despise the kind of bread they use.

It looks odd

sounds like landscaping and groundskeeping

porridge with sausages

Its actually pretty tasty. They use normal toast bread with a bit tomato flavor and inside is roast beef with salad, tartare sauce and tomatos.

And yea, it does look odd, but hell is it tasty

>tfw wageslaving since 6am
speaking of food, nearby chinese bar opens at 11, what should i buy for lunch?

So this is what the """pure""" """conservative""" Polish women look like...

Really makes my brain work

Nothing is pure anymore, friend.

no girl would care about your taste anyways you fat disgusting fuck

crab asses with worms by Beijin

roasted noodles with meat and vegetables

Hi marcel

>eating Chinese food

remove your flag tr8r

noodles with meat, that's a pretty safe bet for any chink bistro

heard from a chink freidn of mine that they use some sort of oil to roast the noodles that's supposed to be really bad for your stomach , but I'm not sure whether he was shitting me or not

I like chinese food alway order by phone when I am high

no idea, might be true, but the food there is usually not very healthy to begin with

they don't appear to sell crabs unfortunately

i'll get szechuan chicken, whatever that means, sounds tasty

>remove your flag tr8r
what the fuck are you even talking about you dumb shitstain

> mfw our minister of finance is a Slowak
> mfw Slowaks represent us on the EU summit now
> mfw Masáryk was actually a Slowak

> mfw Slowaks were always ruling over Czechs, yet in our arrogance we didn't notice

why eat chink food when you can eat kebab
altough most kebab in v4 is shitty christian arab kebab

Czechoslovakia was a lie. It was Slovako-Czechia the whole time.

Slovaks are the master-race.

Jožin it's not even 10:00 you shouldn't be drunk already

fucking kots fucking right under my window

had a lucid dream again

couldn't even fucking wake up

record it and post it on pornhub.

>went bretty hard on some meme craft beers yesterday
>currently nursing a slight hangover which is more like being too lazy to do something productive
How are you this fine morning, lads?

i am awake

>eclipse

drank 8 beers last night, woke up and bought 4 more. gonna help a friend with moving later

i am awake

welcome to my thread

warcraft autism

>bought a new mouse
>wheel is loud as fuck

thanks friend

open it
add some machine oil
same works with computer fans
t. mechanical engineer

who cares if it's loud as long as it's smooth
that's the only thing that matters

Finally you accept the truth.

is that girl polish?

What Warcraft version is that?

I guess

wtf I love polska now

warcraft 4 closed beta

>tfw no polska gf

exclude us from this sad group of landlocked losers

I really really want a qt serbian gf honestly. serbian girls unironically are the best.

>being this stupid

tfw no moldovian gf

Good morning

It's the restoration of independence day in Lithuania

This was in Vilnius about one hour ago

serbian women are ugly
best v4 women are polish
worst v4 women are hungarian

>worst v4 women are hungarian
you clearly don't know why half of vojvodinian male population speaks hungarian

hahaha

nice

sta je ovo? zao mi je, ja sam nije dobro govori srpski, ja ucim

jeszcze durniejsze to niż czeski a to nie lada wyczyn

I don't understand polish, friend. I love the polish Tropic "Achtung" fireworks though. good stuff.

It's hit and miss while ordering these though because on the off chance your package gets randomly opened by customs you get charged and fined for literally importing explosives

drive to Szczecin
buy a crate
go back

tfw race war in germany will start thanks to the fireworks imported from polan

świstu gwizdu dwieście ojro poszło w pizdu

yea we are driving over for a few years already. not to stettin though. always bringing a few pallets of pic related too. good shit

>mali
literally good-tasting and cheap crap

better than overpriced Reds

why are you buying girls beer

well I like it.

I am confident enough in my masculinity that I don't have to get insecure and question myself for drinking "girls beer".

haha girl

Hello Liechtenstein

We have this thing too, you register in job center that you are unemployed and looking for job and then you have to work for one week in a month taking care of streets and whatnot for about 100 € a month. Mostly alcoholics and other degenerates do it here but as I understand in such countries as Liechtenstein it would actually be a comfy job, taking care of your town and being a good citizen.

obligatory

Hi

Ahoj

hiya

>/cum/ memes have Reddit filenames
this is why nobody posts in your shitty circlejerk

Because fuck the habsburgs, that's why.

(most of us are fine with habsburgs by now though)

Lithuania even looks like a deformed Africa

nice
still the wrong flag tho, as points out

bit bored desu lads

me too

going to concert in a half hour tho

it might change, once v4 politicans start to have internal conflicts

the general survived Tusk yesterday, you can survive anything

...

God damn the people who make Adventure Time wiki must be literal autists

>Swedish posts

You can help me if you want

what happened yesterday?