>Be me >Just in my room readin a book(whatever which is) >My brother is in home >He's out for work >I'm in holiday from my work >Get bored >The door is open >My brother has a daughter >She's beautiful.i´m not gonna describe her >I start to jerk off >I ain't notice that she's in the room >I cum >I turn around >She's look at me >My hand is full cum,was one of that days >She ask me what i done >I say to her that i am Spider-Man >She's believe >She go out of the room >I close and lock the door >mfw I realize that i just jerk it off and cum in the front of my niece
David Powell
>I say to her that i am Spider-Man
Eli Williams
how old is your niece you pedo fuck
Connor Ross
>Be me >9th Grade >I stay in class on the lunch time by whatever the reason >I sit behind a girl >I put my dick out >Start to jerk off >The front pocket of her schoolbag is open >I cum on him >Evrybody back to class >She sit down >She see the pocket of her schoolbag full of some strange liquid >She put her finger on it,to see what is >She smell my cum >mfw
Carson Ross
7
And i'm not a pedo,i didn't notice that she was there
Logan Powell
>I say to her that i am Spider-Man
Christian Barnes
>Spider-Man Kek
Owen Richardson
actually that was a non pedo way out
Noah Lewis
>Be me >Be in my randmother house >She is sleepin >She got a white female cat >I'm alone in the room with the cat >I close the door >I get out of the bed,stay on my eet >The little cat is sleepin >Start to jerk off >Cum in the little cat >The cat wake ep >Little cum fall on the ground >The cat lick my cum in the ground >mfw
Aiden Clark
So... if jerking off to a 7 year old was a non pedo way out... Are loli threads an even better non pedo way out?
Samuel Butler
>So... if jerking off to a 7 year old was a non pedo way out
OP here
I not jerk off to her,she was there and i didn't notice
Alexander Smith
>be 7 >daddy is out working >alone in house with uncle >hears funny noise in me tummy >look for uncle to ask him if he can cook me some Kraft Dinner >find him in his room >see him moving his hand up and down furiously to what looks like a girl with a penis on his computer >he finally turns around with some white on his hand >ask him what is this? >that's when i knew my uncle was spiderman >greatest day of my life :')
Aaron Wilson
capped, my sides were in orbit
Elijah Hall
can i also be in the screencap? make sure my words are large and stretched
Jaxson Davis
>Be me >Get out of work >I'm in the home of my brother >Enter the house >See my daughter runnin to me saying:"Daddy,daddy" >I say "What honey?" >She say that her uncle is Spider-Man >mfw
Noah Bell
no cap for u
Gavin Nelson
>mfw I didn't post my reaction >mfw I'm being a dick for no reason >mfw I want to suck Kakyoin's dick
Jeremiah Myers
What self respecting man doesn't?
Isaiah Wright
I don't know
Jackson Torres
>what's the point of this thread? >but now that I'm here, what is the point of greentexting in general, outside of quoting someone?
Christopher Mitchell
You already know who it is, the lyrical messiah And as you may have noticed, my rhymes are hot faya
Ryder Davis
>Be me >Just get out of home for a random walk >Have Schizophrenia >See a 9/10 girçl walkin in my front >The voice in my head start to sayin to i get her and rape her >I told the voice shut the fuck up >The voice call me a faggot >I told to the voice that i'm not a faggot >The voice challenge me >The voice say that if i am a man,i should follow the girl >I accept the challenge >I start to follow the bitch >She notice >She turn back and look at me >She turn and walk a little more faster >I do the same thing >She start walk more faster >I do the same thing >She start to literally run >Id o the same thing >I start to laugh inside,the voice is laughin too >She turn on a street and give the back >I stop follow her >Go to my home >The voice says that i still a faggot becaus ei didn't follow her to her home >I tell the voice to go fuck herself >I go to bed and go to sleep >mfw i realize what i done
Carter Kelly
Y'all niggas mad autismos this board screams for some rhymas Which is fortunate because my rhymes are hot faya