Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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still looking for qt lolis to erp with uwu

Claim :o

why would you choke me -_-

It sounds like it'll more be a one sided affair, from what you've said

>Hamakaze claimed

No but I have seen it done quite well by femdogs in videos.

I'm pretty sure my golden could give a fantastic blowjob if I trained her, but otherwise it's just a lickfest from all 4, or usually from one on my balls while I'm fucking one other one. When they're not jealous that is.

It feels amazing.

Actual deep throat blowjob and suckling requires training.

I was referring to the thread tho. Homura position in my life barely moved.

Because you're cute~

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Wonderful idea, how much do you have?

(Dogfucker)
You don't have a waifu.
Hence why I tell you to fuck off.

(Mukuro)
I know, she's perfection :3.

(Pokemon)
Glad to hear you accepted Shiro into your heart.

Just that one picture makes me want to learn how to use photoshop.

Claim

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it could very well be one sided but im hoping for a good match still

Of course, otherwise they'd just chew on it if not trained...probably, how has everything started? I mean, were you always into dogs or something made you like them?

Please don't be upset at me...

Cancer

georgette is my waifu

But I didn't tho

70$ cash, 200$ in precious metals.

What time is it set to happen?
Already richer than I am -_-

I have 20€ in cash and probably around 500-600€ if I sell my weeb stuff.

Maybe the gook will give us a discount.

No, they don't really chew or anything. They're just inclined to lick rather than take something in their mouths and keep it there.

Was always into dogs for as long as I could remember. Like, before and after puberty. Beast porn was the first thing I scoured the internet for back in the 2000s. It was fucking rare to find a guy and a female dog. Was always women and male dogs.

I had a girl or two ask me out in high school and college but I turned them down. I was always more interested in saving enough money to have a house with enough property to keep dogs. And it turned out to be much cheaper than I imagined. So many wasted years living in the city.

Why precious metals? I never understood it. Why not something more profitable like stock in a company or more utilitarian like canned food, depending on your intention.

>even contemplating to sell your weeb stuff
Son, I'm disappoint

There's more!
And it's easy. Just give it a shot.

You don't understand the concept of waifu...
A waifu is not some tramp you find attractive and want to fuck besides many others.

Yes you did :3.

i think there are pre shows all afternoon but it should begin at 6:30

But it's to buy Sup Forums!

Think of the memes!

I would keep the Kyouko figures though.

My goodness, they certainly do drag it out right to the end, don't they

No, I'm pretty sure I would've remembered saying it.

It's okay, you don't need to say it.
I can feel that you are a believer.

yes there is so much money involved its disgusting
brb

Really? I always thought it would take at least a week to learn the basics.
BTW: I really wouldn't mind serving an officer like that.

Whatever

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nice hair

Isn't a spot in the superbowl halftime commercial like a million dollars?

I only got one 2d waifu

Claiming best girl.

youtube.com/watch?v=v5zFnGRaO0E

Why every game has began to feel very boring and unfun to me?

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You're growing up

You need more money .

There are no real basics, it all depends on what you want to do.
If it's just putting hats on your waifu you can learn that in maybe 20 to 30 mins.

You really don't get it...

eitheror you're getting a creeping feeling you should be doing something better with your life/studying/working

>get told to start work at 7
>had to give mykey to a manager who lost his
>no ones here
On the plus side I parked in a cunt who's parked in the motorbike bays.

Eh? How would that solve anything?

That could be it.

>I parked in a cunt
How will you get your car out of the cunt though?

When I was poor as fuck, playing games or spending any time on hobbies made me feel bad about myself.

Now that I can support myself without working, games feel fun again. And I'm thinking about starting to learn how to paint maybe.

Money changes everything.

yes its very expensive but there are so many people watching at once

>car
Why would I park a car inside a cunt? Loosens it too much. Parked a bike inside instead. More like a dildo.

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How to check if you are massive weaboo faggot:
>Go to Sup Forums
>Go to Sup Forums
>Go to waifu claiming thread
>See how many characters you recognize
>See if you feel sudden urge to call everybody a faggot, for their shitty waifu

>If first true --> you are a faggot
>If second true --> a massive faggot
>If third true --> weaboo faggot
>If forth true --> massive weaboo faggot
>If fifth true --> archlord of weaboo faggotry

>I don't know where I am
0/10

>Massive tier
Now I wanna be an archlord. Is there anything beyond that?

Money isn't really the issue though. I could buy more games that could be more fun, but I'd most likely just lose interest on those too.

So fifth is true for you?

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A pretty big one though, that cunt must be loose.

End thyself tbh

hey jenas i miss you :o

Yup, however, viewership is dropping on it, I think

Almost certainly. I felt shitty about playing video games after failing a class during the summer. Though I hated how I felt, it finally motivated me to actually study and I got a B in that class when I retook it. And I'm still doing okay.

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Suecide

Question:
Why do you make these threads and/or paricipate in them?
what is the point of waifus?
this is not bait

Hey slacho
I'm not much on thread anymore you're right
I miss your bullying too

To talk to people.

To see who you are talking to, as we can't see names.

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Oh wow, I might try it in a few minutes. First gotta find a totally legit torrent though

you burnt them

:(

Dw dude I don't need to call other's waifu's shit, because I know mine is shit. Arrogant vain characters turn me on so much though.

thats possible but i think it will stil be insanely huge for years to come
goodbye

No, it's not about what games you can buy. It's the fact that suddenly you can spend 12+ hours a day binge playing your favorite games and you know in the back of your mind your rent and other bills are fully paid with no effort on your part.

I suggest you start a business of some kind.

It's because I'm too autistic to talk to new people I'm sorry

See you later

it's okay i'm too autistic to not talk to new people -_-

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Photoshop isn't hard to learn. Even using more advanced tools isn't hard. How to use everything in a meaningful way can take time though.

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Any chance I could get your address?

That doesn't make sense but you do you slacho

you don't make sense -_-

You can download it from the official page. The trial has all functions, just a timelimit and can be made legit with a little crack.

Sorry, we're not hiring.

Starting a vending machine company hopefully soon. We'll see.

Check my repeating sets of digits.
Nah I wanted to report you for animal abuse to the police, you sick fuck.

Ugh fuck off you piece of shit. The world is full of lowlifes who waste their entire time on earth worrying about other people's lives. Too many of these losers on earth if you ask me, and you're one of them.

Only one life and you choose to spend it obsessing about others.

Really.
Fuck.
Off.

I got a lot o wifus here

Anyway I might be going to bed now.

When I wake up I'll be a few hundred dollars richer.

Good luck to the rest of you.

but you'll still be a dog fucker....:thinking:

>lowlife
>coming from a sick fuck who has sex with his dogs
Come on, you aren't even trying.
>calling me a loser when he has sex with dogs and sits at home playing vidya waiting for his disability checks to roll in
Your hypocrisy is show

Maybe he'll day in his sleep.

Hopefully.

It's a business dude. They're not very hard to build. And once you get the hang of one, it's not difficult to start another.

I'd be glad to give advice to anyone interested. I feel that odd kind of tiredness where I can't sleep. Not sure if I can get to bed. Was up all night last night.

Great! And is there a guide on how to add nazi and commie caps on waifus?

I'm afraid not, but I can give you some guidance if you want.

No one wants advice from someone so desperate he has sex with dogs.

By the way I think I was projecting onto you a little so I apologize about going off the handle like that. People who obsess about others' lives get under my skin. I've had to deal with losers who tried to claim responsibility for my business that I built, family included. And they used the dog fucking thing to try blackmailing me. Sorry, your post just reminded me of that for some reason and it pissed me off.

Except the people who pay for my book on business advice I guess.

Open a nazi hat picture. Use magic wand to select the white area if the background isn't transparent already. Press del. Press ctrl+shift+i or go to select -> inverse. Then press ctrl+c.
Now open image of your waifu. Press ctrl+v and now you have nazi hat on that image. Now just move the nazi hat where you want it and use selection tool -> right click -> free transform to rotate or adjust it's size etc.