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anime

FOY

>people spam for the janny with le epic any-link-is-a-virus gimmick
>janny deletes entire thread

ah yes

WATCH it sunshine

>posting in a yank thread

just a fashy guy lookin for a trad qt

>no subject
>thread is chocked full of JF flags

no thanks

>no /brit/ in the subject field

Fuck right off, can't find it in the catalog with ctrl+f

morning lads. what's the plan today?

>can't find it in the catalog with ctrl+f

You obviously can

Fucked your mum and dad this morning, off to your nans house now

smash the patriarchy i.e marathon facial abuse videos on pornhub

aaahh yes

gym in 30 mins, then lunch with the lads, then boozing

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going to make some scrambled eggs lads. any tips?

disgusting

add a bit of milk
don't put the salt and pepper in at first
put it halfway through the cooking
add some cheese if you want after

Even after watching countless video guides on scrambled eggs I am still unconvinced that I'm not just making a broken-up omelette every time.

ON THE HEAT

OFF THE HEAT

ON THE HEAT

BEAUTIFUL

NO work today

NO work tomorrow, and

NO work on monday

I cook my scrambled eggs in the microwave

Add some chicken stock powder to the beaten eggs lad

Just got a blowjob in the park lads, AMA

Just got a blowjob in the microwave lads, AMA

why would you require my foreskin to make scrambled eggs?

mam (I live in diff state to family) wants me to do something for my birthday
options are hang out with my friends/roommates and buy dinner for all them or do that with just one
or do nothing
kind leaning towards nothing but she might not like that so not sure what do you think?????

desu gordon's scrambled eggs are fucking awful

why dont you respect yourself

i cook my scrambled eggs in the park

I parked by sausage in the cook

When I was 18 me and the 17 yo bf went to a movie in the middle of the day. There was literally nobody else in the theatre so we fooled around a LOT.

wish someone would make scrambled eggs with my bollocks x

i'm a paypig to HMRC

HMRC makes my scrambled eggs in the park with a microwave

I respect my dick going in your mouth

Test

Is Tim still making videos? Is he any better these days?

Did you hold hands?

ill fight ANY MAN who looks at my cock when im havin a piss

deciding what to fap to lads

unironically just met ian brown in the tesco local. he's a proper midget.

did a wank to justin bieber earlier

>ex gfs friend starts shit with me over the break up
Honestly wish you could cane women for speaking out of turn. None of her fucking business

currently on the bog, AMA

Just tried out my new Ian Brown costume at Tesco, fooled some runtoid who kept asking me to 'breed' his girlfried (?)

yes...
actually the first date we had we went to a movie and i was so nervous for the first 20 minutes thinking of how i could hold his hand. think i did.
at the end of the date he kissed me outside :D

Free Derry?

I have a huge cock so I look around at small cocks to laugh at. If a faggot with a small cock is standing next to me Il swing around and piss on him. Usually when Im drunk at games.Havent got in any trouble yet, but if anyone squeals il just tell everyone he has a tiny schlong.

did he suck your willy wonka?

wish i had elite genetics
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aye

he looked like a knob swaggering around carrying mix bags of salad. polite though.

Why do seemingly all oly / powerlifting autismals listen to metal?

spotted a midget put on an Ian Brown costume outside Tesco

DUDE
LOOK AT STRONG I AM
etc. etc.

white supremacist music

listen to the themes; melodrama and childish 'badass' stuff. Fucking cringe.

>tfw no british bf

You'all never believe me, but I made out with an Ian Brown. Then fell in love with him and waited 3 years in uni for him to be with girls haha.

'mmed twice

Did he look like a monkey and start fights with everyone?

>please sir, may i have some minge?

'mend a 'me that isn't k-on or yuru yuri

Hmm no, I don't know what this meme is t b h.

I'll be your bf bjorn

>an Ian Brown

what did you mean byt this

lads, can you help me with something, please?

it's about 'the'

>Three stages were examined: 1. the beginning of flowering....

would you say 'the beginning of flowering' or just 'beginning of flowering'?

thanks

yes use the

the former is correct

his hair is just-tier.

I'm a manlet though with manlet dick but have above average looks. Is that fine?

Currently spending £60 a month on patreon

the beginning

distinguishing between the meme and reality

ribena (the drink)

russian gf is required
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thanks bruhs

appreciate it

spill the beans

ribena (((the drink)))

The chairman of Tesco has claimed that white men have become an “endangered species” on the boards of British companies amid the push to increase diversity in business.

In comments that are likely to court controversy, John Allan suggested it was becoming harder for men to become non-executive directors of firms.

“If you are female and from an ethnic background and preferably both then you are in an extremely propitious period,” the supermarket group’s chairman said at a panel discussion about how to become a non-exec, at Retail Week Live.

the gf (hope this isn't a boy)

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Just been in the other thread for hours wondering why it was so slow

ehh, I'm above average so that entitles me to be a size queen

took this pic a while ago

the bf (hope this isn't a girl)

So wanna snabshat

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>2.94MB, 3072x2304

nary a pixel

my shit smells extra nice this morning

just become transracial or transexual

delet this

post dong

Yet white men will still come out on top

>tfw no bf

mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell

>World facing greatest humanitarian crisis since 1945

#RefugeesWelcome

just deactivated the ol' facebook account, realised the last picture i was tagged in was almost 2 years ago.

who is more mentally ill?

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Don't go on a murderous rampage and murder everyone lad