ITT we talk about our jobs and what we want to say to the customers

ITT we talk about our jobs and what we want to say to the customers

>be me @subway
>woman walks in
>Manager and I greet her
>"Hello ma;'am, what can I get you?"
>Begin to make her shitty salad of a sammich
>Ask her what she wants
>"CAN YOU TWO LIKE STOP TALKING OVER MY FOOD" as she does this hand to mouth gesture.
It's not what she said it's her bitchy tone

>If you have never worked in food stop being a dick, just stop being a dick in general about your fucking McFatAss SubclubShit
>FFS If we are packed STOP WALKING IN FFS!
>Let us catch the fuck up!

1 selfhis bump

Get over it.

why you gotta be a dick user?

It's just part of having a job. Just keep passing Go. And let shit go.
It's nothing personell kid.

yeah, I know, so far I really like working at subway, I've only had like 2 actual rude customers. I understand pickiness.

NOW when I worked at McDs fucking customers were constant assholes.

>Man comes thru drive thru
>"OK sir, You got [insert order here]"
>"you should KNOW what we ordered, it's right here there on your screen"
>"I know that sur, but sometimes the wrong thing is entered or someone cuts in line..."
>"Stop talking, you're just digging yourself a deeper hole."
WTF does that even mean? I'm sorry if I want to make sure your bag of McFat is correct to make YOUR fatass happy.

Hotel fag here.
Shuttle leaves every 30 minutes.
Person is 2 minutes late.
"Wut? Ive never stayed anywhere where the shuttle leaves on time. I've waited for other people before"
Heh. I'm glad you're faggot ass has to pay for a stinking deathtrap raghead taxi.

"Other guys being dicks gives me a free pass"
Seriously, some people

Let you catch up ?

Obviously being an adult is too difficult for you user

This is the real world

Seriously let us catch up is fucking weak sauce op git gud

Fuck you anons, we had like 10 people in line and people are getting annoyed at us. We can only move so fast. You want a good sub? OK, this isn't McD, we have to prep shit and then get it out to order.

>"WHY DID THE BUS LEAVE 2 MINUTES BEFORE? WHY ISN'T THE BUS SET TO MY SCHED?"

Yeah I understand it's frustrating but that's not exactly a valid reason to say customers shouldn't come in

Hi user. I see you called someone a "faggot" I'm assuming you meant this jokingly, but I've been mulling this over in my head for several minutes and it does not sit right.

Let me please (re)iterate you on this word. Not only does it aim hatred at a large group of people that I myself and many of my friends are a part of, the word has the power to tear down and undermine a fight that we have been fighting for decades. I don't know where you stand on the issue, but I'm assuming you value your rights to equality as a citizen of this country.

You may think that this is only a word, a mere configuration of letters, but this word is the foundation that keeps LGBT people held in the depths of inequality, while men like yourself toss around hateful slurs in a joking way thinking immaturely that you are immune to hurting anyone. This is not true. Next time you throw this word out (however jokingly and privately you may thing you are using this- in this era NOTHING is ever private), think about those who have struggled for the right to feel safe in their own country.

The word "faggot" creates a hostile environment and makes many LGBT people feel unsafe around those who have enough power in society to use such words. Don't make me feel unsafe. I have a right to my safety. And although I have tremendous pride in being a mature, strong, bisexual woman, it really sucks when your words get in the way of my pride. Thanks for your attention.

Dude you are a cunt

Chill out

Fuck off OP you whiney little faggot

I have new respect for queers.

no shit. This thread is ABOUT what you want to say but never can or will

how so?
Cause I bumped my thread? I did that to get it a bit more noticed, normally this thread will get a good amt of hits cause people like to vent about work.

no you fuck off faggot.

Fuck yourself. Learn to cope with real life you pathetic cunt. Mcds and subway will be the limit of your careers for your whole life you pathetic worm.

I can sense you're a bit of a bitter cunt, do you want to talk about it?

No. U.

Professional whiney bitchm

My dick can't go in my ass so I can't do that user

How am I pathetic? I see you have likely never worked in food. Go work for a shitty place just to get on your feet and see what it's like you shit

I'm fine, it's the other anons being a douche canoe, the fuck did I do?

NO U

How so?

Fucking loser. Working at subway. Did you even pass any qualifications? Will you spend the next 45 years in shit jobs getting minimum wage? Pathetic.

>Go work for a shitty place

No I have a good job.

Tell me about your relationship with your parents, user.
Did you ever have any problems getting along?

>I'm fine, it's the other anons being a douche canoe

So the customers are the problem. Now user are the problem.

Maube, just maybe he problem isn't everyone else. Maybe the problem is you.

Fuck you faggots, I try to make a good thread and what do I get fucking trolls.

Use to be worth it. But no, all you faggots can do is shit in my thread. Burn my thread down fuck off. I'm closing this tab.

Not like I can delete my thread anyways.

>How so?
Because you fucking complain about everything. HOW NOT FUCKING SO. You are a whining bitch.

Well, thanks for sharing this thread about you bitching anyways.
It was clever and insightful for all of us

Yes actually now I think about it that could be the problem. My dad used to dress up as Ronald mcdonald and rape me while peltling me with fries. And my mother abandoned me in a subway and I had to wait there for hours until social series showed up. During that time I tried to have sex with a spare sub but it had jalapeño in it and I burnt my bellend.

Thanks for thenhelp user I can get on with my life again now.

>I try to make a good thread

What was good about it, it was just you fucking complaining.

>. I'm closing this tab

O shit shots fired nigger

ITT: OP plays fast and loose with the word 'good'

My thread

Posters 6

OP ypu got trolled the fuck out by probably 2 guys same fagging

You really are retarded OP

Also we know you are still lurking. Keep wIping away the tears

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OP please come back. We still love you

I work reery hard
To make up grare threads
But noborry rises
user are dick heards

It seems rike noron
Takes me serioursreeee

And this, children, is why you should LURK MOAR and not start shooting your whiney mouth off without understanding the nature of Sup Forums

Rekt

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Lol he's breaking down just like at his job. Go throw a tantrum you little bitch

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Op still in oher threads. Keep bumping this bitch till the cunt comes back

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What did you think was going to happen in this thread? If youwant a sounding board go to reddit

>IT Help Desk
>walk into work
>good morning user
>good morning as well
>get coffee*
>hi user, hows it going
>good m8, you?
>great, thanks!
>go and unlock office and chill in chair*
>drink coffee and relax for 30 min*

wow, having a career is nice. why dont you faggots have a career? don't you know fast food and retail is for teenagers?

fuck off cock gobbler

kek

The fact that you would show weakness means you arn't read for this place. Head back to plebbit.

OP punched himself in the face with this shitty thread

dont you know coffee is for low energy fuckers that will end their days in an old peoples home shitting their pants, falling out of chairs, breaking hips and dying in miserable solitude, also you work at a help desk, that's not high flying you fucking deadbeat

>If you have never worked in food

>working in bowling alley
>someone asks for milkshake from counter
>milkshake consists of going to big milkshake machine and pressing button...nothing else
>give her milkshake
"WTF THIS IS ALL AIR BUBBLES YOURE TRYING TO RIP ME OFF BY GIVING M LESS MILKSHAKE!!"
>me "can you lower your voice please. the shake comes from a machine and i
>"HOW DARE YOU SIIIIIRRRRRRR. I AM A PAYING CUSTOMER AND YOU SHALL PROVIDE ME WITH AN ADEQUATE SERVICE"
>clenchedfist.jpg
>"would you like me to try again?"
>"ID LIKE A DECENT MILKSHAKE!"
>i....is that a..yes?
>*rolls eyes* "yes do it again"
>walk back to machine
>double tap button (which cancels the shake straight away after starting)
>tell her there is none left
>she orders two red bulls and demands the second be free


>the second was not free

OP? That whiney bitch sounds familiar.

At least this guy had a mildly amusing story instead of just complaining OP.

Inb4 OP comes back and declares "his thread" a resounding success

no OP and i'm not really whining its just
>works at a help desk
>has career
pick one

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Shut the fuck up.

"Stop liking what I don't like" is basically what you are saying. Fuck you if you don't like coffee. I don't like it but I don't bitch about people who do.

Fuck your shit life cunt. You must struggle every day to get through life without things other people like pissing you off.

NEETs never cease to amaze me how much they will put down people who actually work for money.

Hurr that's a shit job. Get yourself one cunt

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>be me
>working at a movie theater
>old fuck comes in
>"hey what is the cut off for the senior discount?"
>"it is si-" guy cuts me off
>do none of you incomompoten fools know anything?"
>walks out
Kek

So what do you do user?

Since OP is a faggot I'm might as tell a story about real job problems..

>Be working as a tourist guide/cabin keeper.
>Location of cabin, almost 40 km north of Abisko - Swedish Lapland.
>Friday night, never any tourists here by then.
>Completely fucking alone, it's -38 Celsius outside, around -45 in the wind.
>12 hour shift, got cans of pea soup and old sausages to eat. Or moldy biscuits..
>Passed midnight, suddenly lights goes out, shit.
>Power failure, back up generator is only hope.
>Spend 15 minutes getting dressed in a billion layers.
>Slip outside and hurt my wrist, fucking pain.
>Find generator in the waist high snow.
>Shit won't start, button is dead so I'm forced to use the manual pull start.
>Wrist hurt so much I can't use my right hand.
>Pull on started handle at least 100 times, nothing.
>Shits dead, freezing my balls off.
>Go back inside, think.
>Realize the cabin has old wood stove.
>There is some firewood in the corner, fire the shit up.
>Finally some heat but not much.
>Cabin temperature still dropping though..
>Wrist is getting bigger, hurts so bad I can barely stand it.
>Phones are dead so I'm stuck.
>Spend night in pain, freezing and hunger that then turned into liquid shits after a can of pea soup.
>Morning arrives, finally!
>Boss comes driving his plow truck/pick up truck.
>Tell him what happened, generator dead, almost died and probably broke my wrist.
>Get yelled at instead because I didn't answer the phone, some tourist needed help down at the main lodge in the middle of the night..
>Tell him phone was dead, not his problem apparently.
>Fucking asshole.

Still work for the asshole, had two fractures in my wrist and he still drove me around all day picking up paperwork and shit before getting me to the hospital, all while calling me idiot for not getting the generator started...
At least the pay is good..

Hahah

This is what your stories should have been like OP you nob

>Since OP is a faggot I

Still waiting for you OP

Come the fuck back.and apologise

Fuck you faggots, I try to make a good thread and what do I get fucking trolls.

Use to be worth it. But no, all you faggots can do is shit in my thread. Burn my thread down fuck off. I'm closing this tab.

Not like I can delete my thread anyways.

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Thread is a lot better since OP left

>I work for 8$/hr making sandwiches all day
>it's too hard and people are mean
> :(

Kill yourself OP.

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Nah bitch I want him to come back

Hahahshahahhaha

>Be lead grinder at foundry.
>Have list of orders to process.
>Do what we can, leave rest for other shift.
Pleasantly boring day, no problems or asshole issues.
>Go home.

maybe OP he's out somewhere, crying and making a cardboard sign demanding a higher minimum-wage for his no skilled labor

I for one appreciate the order-back. Like you said, I worry that ill be given the wrong order.

Faggot

shitty bait