Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do???

Lemme smash

Call the police obviously. That's b & e.

i actually have no idea who she is so i don't know

Ask her if she's an alien. The say you've always wanted to do it with an alien.

Eat her ass

Demand she returned to the riverbank with the rest of the vowl people

ask for time stamp and tit pics

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGERLOVER WHORE

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

She could be here, reading this right now.

>Taylor you're pretty cool

>TITS OR GTFO!

oh hey, i believe you know who i am

>Look for camera crew or any evidence that this is a set up.
>if no crew: Rape/Murder.
>if crew: Make them watch.

I summon Lain
Lain kill Taylor swift

360° is a circle you fucking retard

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First I would ascertain if it was indeed Taylor swift then I would look to find an appropriate resolution to this most peculiar situation.

I'd stop looking in the mirror

see if she's DTF. what ever that outcome get to know her better while i make dinner.

>always curious as to the divergence from their public and private personalities.

that is actually a probable occurrence for me, user. i would probably just improv.

I'd wonder how the fuck she got in here in the first place. The condo building I live in is pretty secure and my door is this big half metal monstrosity; I joke that if someone can get through that sucker, they can just have whatever they want. So that'd be the first thing.

The second thing, probably wonder why the fuck she's even in here in the first place? What does she want from me and why did she come in here? I don't know her, what does she want from me?

Third, probably just yell, "Get the fuck out of here!! What the fuck?!" before calling the cops. Really, there's someone in my condo who shouldn't be here. I don't care who she is, she shouldn't be here, at all.

Finally, fap.

>turn 360°

go west

That's the joke

slap her stupid face

Go up to her and tear that shirt open.

Ask if I can be her footslave!!! Duh

welcome to chan, my friend

new

I summon drill and destroy Taylor with GIGA DRILL BREAKER
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Fuck her really hard in the ass then throw her out in the street with no pants.

Use and abuse, till my hips are loose.

I never noticed how mongoloid her eyes are.

then, i would simply make love to her, and she would accept said love making, and enjoy it as well.

You mean 180°

Probably go full retard beta and act all awkward and clumsy around her.

But really I would love to dump my load deep inside her while I sucked on her toes. Then I'd turn her over and fuck her ass while using my cum as lube.

then she would say for the umpteenth time "you're my husband and you raped me" to which i would respond "i didn't do shit, i'm not your husband, you're crazy, stfu"

nigger troll b8

Shoot her and call police for trespassing.

"Hi, how did you get in here? Has anyone licked your butthole today?"

Pics of girls you know.
>Snpchat.me
thank me later

>implying I wasn't just posting the same tried and true response that always gets a reaction from losers like you.

New? try again sweetie.

sex her

make the bitch listen to her own music on a constant loop till she went batshit crazy

Tell her to take a seat on the bed ;)

debunk the wage gap in front of her

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU UNCHAIN YOURSELF FROM THE BEAM IN THE BASEMENT?

Ask her why she is making so much crappy music

I'd say 'hey, aren't you Taylor Swift?' and she would probably say yes at that point then I'd ask her 'why are you in my house?' then depending on her answer i decide if she makes me a sandwich or not

she is the law

I'd feed her eggs

Say once you go black you never go back. Kanye owns dat ass

Fuck you, I love this retro synthpop kick we've been on with her (1989) and CRJ (Emotion and Side B) and T&S (Heartthrob and LY2D).

>Turn 1260°

As a Kaylor truther I suspect she plans to silence me

>n

>implying calling you a newfag from the same tried and true response isn't getting a reaction from you

Almost too easy, get on my level newfag

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OH SHIT THE ILLUMINATI ARE HERE TO KILL ME

>if it was indeed Taylor swift

Are you saying a look-a-like isn't just as good? I mean you couldn't sue for rape and get money, but you know.

All I read was 'I Love crap'