Sup Forums i need help, my cat surrounded this thing in my bathroom what do i do?
Sup Forums i need help, my cat surrounded this thing in my bathroom what do i do?
what the fuck is this?
trips decide
bathe it in 100% alcohol and throw a lit match on it. It will instantly run towards its nest for protection resulting in burning his comrades.
opossum. catch and release
You let feed it and let it go unharmed :)))))
yo dats a baby elephant dont be mean bro
keep as pet. name it Boris. Keep and love for ever.
Its a possum you ignorant fuck have you never driven at night before
Tie its hind legs together with its front legs and slowly finger it with ketchup and your pinky
it can not hurt you. just catch and release it.
Also just take it outside and let it go. Not dangerous but it may freak out and bite you so be careful
its a small skunk, a type that doesnt smell, they are generally angry as fuck but this one seems scared. he shat all over my kitchen, i think i will light him on fire.
its a baby possum. raise it up and feed it trash.
>skunk
>doesn't smell
>shat all over kitchen
>tiny piece of turd
You should just kill yourself. That's an opossum and its harmless. Take it outside and let it go
Raise it.
drop a knife on it
Keep it alive
Give it to a very black nigger
You mean cornered you fucking nincompoop.
put it in your anus
Raise it harder then your cock
Light it on fire
OP here, If no trips in 10 minutes i will just grab it with something and maybe throw it on a neighbours house
Kiss it and love it.
hug it
Crush porn
raise it
Feed it and put it in a cage
Lik it
Cuddle it
Capture it and sell it on craigslist for 3 fiddy
give it food and raise it so one day you will reap the benefits of a rat like companion while you burgle the whole town blind
It will be your pet
Raise it.
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Inevitable Roll.
look at that. It's awesome !
keep it alive
Capture it
Tie balloons to it until it takes off.
Grab some febreeze and a lighter and burn that shit.
Give it some love.. I mean man juice.. FAP TO IT and then raise it because the filty fatso you are
Cancer I was so close.
Name it Nigger and feed it
Name it Hitler
Throw your cat at it.
In your anus
Its your pet now
from now on you love it
Isn't it also the only North American marsupial mammal? Got to be worth treating well for that reason alone.
this
Capture it it will attract others which you will also raise to become your unholy rat army and become the hero you were destined to be "RAT MAN"
from now on, you gonna watch TV with this new pet.
Make some good animalabuse.webm
Flamethrower it to death
Reeeeroll
>derp
It's a pet
idk but my cat is friends with one
Give it food and look after it
Give it the name Donald Trump and only feed it tacos
Give it food and look after it
Stop being a pussy and kill it.
I call him bitey
space program
Name it NIgger and feed it white mice
Name it Hitler and keep it as a pet
Hydraulic. Press.
Trap it in an empty wastebasket and then slide something flat like an album cover (have any albums?) underneath it and throw it outside.
Keep it
get some Styrofoam and gasoline and a t shirt launcher mix all 3 in a t-shirt launcher, light and launch at unsuspecting persons. 3. profit????
Hydraulic press
I dont live in the US of A
I will
keep it now
Time's up and i released it, i have a video but its pretty shit
i still think this is a good idea
Good job, now find a cage. Dump it in. Feed something
Crush the fucker
or this
Proud of you faggot.
Give it a litter box, keep it, tame it.
They are one of the us only marsupial
this dude is alive thanks to Sup Forums. 5 years later it's my best buddy.
would have been cooler if you had your own personal rat army
Thank you for releasing it!
Srsly Sup Forumsro, you did the right thing!
Catch it and throw it out of the highest window of your house. Film it and post here.
roll
>I dont live in the US of A
Australasia then? Is there any risk of it carrying any disease?
its a bat get a glove and catch it, throw it outside
yes they can carry rabies
jealous bro. ravens are the shit.
Smart man. Opossums are incredible for your neighborhood. No rabies, and they eat thousands of ticks a year. Also love to eat the grubs of numerous parasitic and plant wrecking insects.
but still flaming napalm marsupials would have been cool
Moar? Story?
o.p. should be on the look out for the mother that could be the size of a small dog.
Suddenly it sounds a less attractive pet. Although I suppose you could quarantine it for a few weeks if you were that bothered.
nigger possums are mean as shit.
ROLL
Good Job Sup Forumsro!
Dealt with it the right way
deep fry it
thanks user, restoring hope in you b/tards
So are they basically vermin where you live?