I'm a dragon, ask me anything!

I'm a dragon, ask me anything!

how small is ur cock

why havent you killed youself yet?

how deep can you get your tail in?

stick your tail up your pussy
and put it on youtube

I'm a girl dragon you silly!

Because I have to pay for kindness a human showed me!

Are you also a maid?

In what?

Couldn't expect less from you lowlife i guess

if u had a cock how big wuld it be? how big is your mums cock?

would you fuck a human

Can I fuck you?

Sort of!

You mean male dragons?
It basically depens on the size of the body I guess
it's not like I'm familiar with it though

I would if I could

I don't think lowlives like you can pull it off though

so ur saying dragons dont hav cocks?

if u had a cock would u try to suck yr own?

how long would it take you to conquer humanity

Female dragons don't
I wouldn't 100%

What cup size

In a heartbeat really
But I can't kill her so it wouldn't mean extermination technically I think

D!
It stands for dragon!

what if u didnt have a ribcage that prevented you from fellating your delicious dragon dick

why don't you conquer humanity for her, I'm sure she would love you then

I need a new soul for my new shout

Your parents are disappointed in you

I said I wouldn't you pervert!

why do your horns look like crusty foot nails.

are there such things as dick dragons, or are they imaginary?

She'd lose her job so I can't

Lowlives are not allowed to live another life

>screeches autisticly
WE HAVE FOUND YOUR THREAD, FAGGOTS

That's how it is

Imaginary

But she would have a new job as Empress of mankind. I hear the perks are great and you could be her concubine.

I have a big dick for your tight ass pussy you loli ass bitch. i wanna fuck you so hard. that your body is filled with my semen

Who the heck are you?

Sounds good, but still she'd refuse it I think

get a load of this guy :3c

what about dick serpents?

>lolli

You're foolish aren't you?
Kanna would be good for you though

Have you fucked her yet?

So yes?

Haven't heard of it, probably because it's from your schizophrenic world

Not yet, I will anytime soon

i just wanna be inside of you

would u rather take it in the ass from your dad or your brother? choose one.

you're not a real human bean are you

whats with dragons and being lesbians?

That'd kill you though, are you ok with it?

Dogs are literally ugly from my perspective
Still they somehow win humans over to their side, despicable

>Still they somehow win humans over to their side
through their undying loyalty

Gross die

What is a dragon?

Pretty good so far, this city is a little too cramped but people are nice for lowlives

do you ever play with your ass a bit when you masturbate?

The same goes for dragons in terms of loyalty I guess
it's just they're not worthy to be our master

How massive are your dumps?

Yup

Have you?

How dare you say something like that, despicable

dragons arn't loyal all they do is sleep on mountains of gold and get pissy anytime somone tries to take a tiny piece.

no, but has a woman ever tongued your shithole before?

Why can you make a thread but not post tits wit time stamp?

I don't know why you're that disparate to do that, what happened to your life?

that's because the gold belongs to dragons duh, human logic is beyond me really

And have you?

Why do you think I don't?

Snorting anti-depressions like cocaine all night.

Because you're actually a dog posing as a dragon so no one suspects a thing, but you didn't take account of me putting the pices of the puzzle togeather so quickly

you type like a young girl op. are your parents home?

good joke faggot

As foolish as I thought, never failed to amaze me

Human logic again

In another world now

do you enjoy rape?

Wanna do acid with me later when Atlanta wins?

Can I call the police now?

Not with you

why are you such a sour cunt op? lemme stretch that tight butthole til you bleed inside.

Party pooper

What do you do in your free time?

The police coming right up, enjoy your sin you lowlife

What

Laundry, cooking, greeting people, shopping and the sort

u gonna show them all those dicks u saved?

it gets bigger when I pull on it

What's your deal? I like dragons, but I don't go around trying to fuck them and showing them my dick. Back the hell off.

sometimes I pull on its so hard I rip the skin.

Good. Maybe one day you'll accidentally rip it off and then you'll stop doing this shit.

Do you have a name?

It's toru!

What's your opinion on pepperoni chicken pizza?