I want to talk to you all Sup Forums

I want to talk to you all Sup Forums
>Why are you here?
>What do you want here?
>You like being here?
>You have a dream?
I want don't wanna know your name, i don't want to know what you put inside your fucking but. I wanna know: What the fuck makes you think you are a Sup Forumstard?

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Op's a fucking faggot.

I just want some lulz. Since I can't seem to find any, I'll just settle for Sup Forums

You little shit, i have you know that when i was in the army i did a bunch of stuff, i'm a badass while you spend time using google to search for single words! HA!
> I'll just settle for Sup Forums
Settle? like, Sup Forums is not what you really want?
idk, just asking, because Sup Forums can be really fun and all, but you want something else that you can't find here?

What the fuck are you selling?

I just want to talk to people m8. I like to see what people think about stuff, i learn with it, it's great stuff, and i like this place. It's shit, but i like this place, you can find some creepy honest people here...or at least could.

But if you wanna buy something, i say. Buy yourself a house outside a big city. Have fresh air and have fun, if you want me to sell you something, that's it.

Oh come on.
Bump for Trump!

>like, Sup Forums is not what you really want?

I was only half serious there. I do come here for laughs though. At least that's what originally brought me here. Now I come back mostly out of habit.

Hey, you can still find original stuff here?
Idk, i'm asking this because i was in 8ch for quite some times when it comes to this shit, and i just...idk
after moot and all, this place looks weird to me.
~DESU~

These threads usually don't work m8.

You seem like a cool guy though.

I wanted memes. I wanted to be apart of some stupid bullshit threads from time to time so I could laugh. But it's all just porn and depression. I come back every so often with the vague hope of entertainment.

you seem familiar. Could it be you're the same guy form a few years back?

i am here cos i am alone Sup Forums is the only person i have to talk to

my family doesn't really talk to me
i have zero friends

Occasionally you can. Occasionally you find a thread that's not overrun with faggots, and actually get some decent and interesting conversation.

I'm searching people.
Naturally the people I look for.
It's not my #1 board, but it's easy to digest when it's getting late and my focus is elsewhere.
I am preparing everything I can to LIVE it.

I wanna talk to Sup Forums man, i really do. Spent time here, and i want to see, don't care if it's the best or the worst, but i wanna see what the fuck is going on now. This place looks weird...like... It was chocolate milk and now it's milk with the promise of a chocolate bar after you drink.
Weird.
I'm here, you are here, maybe we can be more than this!
If i can say something man is: The rain (aka shit) will come, if you have an umbrella or not, it will come. Your choices are important! Reloading a rifle can save more than one life, and 30 bullets can kill more than 30 men.
No, it's been years since i post here. Last time i post here i did it on /x/. Last time i was here was when moot did his last video (i don't remember the name of the board he made for he Q&A)
You're not alone. Enemies, you don't need to ask for people to want to fuck you up. You are never alone IMHO. You just need to search for more friends. You will only have friends if you search for them. For now, i'm one! :)
Cheers.
>Occasionally you can
Good.
Can you elaborate?

>im here cause my friend showed me this site 9years ago and i lurk for interesting shit
>more OC
>i hate being here but i honestly cant leave
>i dream that all fags would leave but then who would be left.

>i dream that all fags would leave but then who would be left.
Fair enough. Made me smile.
OC is almost impossible, we live in a crazy word man, What's OC for you it's pasta for someone...

I loved the actual humor that was born and raised on this place years ago and I keep hoping I will see some of it again

It was nice having a place where people thought the same fucked-up shit was funny as I did

I should give up the ghost and accept that something great has passed from this earth, devoured by the boring, unfunny fat kids who come here to seek validation

I hope they all die

Nice pasta faggot

I lurked on Sup Forums before.
5 years ago.
I was there when the "candy-ass" and "roody-poo" dissapeared.
I'm still here for the same reasons.
Some threads are interesting.
Some don't.
And I participated on some DDOS on websites.
Really just downloaded the program, and placed some information on it, can't remember the name, something Ion Cannon something like that.
I participated because it was a good cause.
And it's always a good cause, with Sup Forumsros.
The raids...
The trolls...
I just want to know where are the rest of those people.
To hang out a little bit, and share some interests.

Yeah that Q&A has been a while.

also,
>Can you elaborate?
Well, Sup Forums in general attracts special kinds of people. Quite some of which worth talking to. Consider me a collector of conversations if you will.

You see, if you rely on hope, you end up hanging yourself man, don't do that. No hero was born from a rope, legends and jokes came from that. You look like a cool bloke.
I have so much spaghetti on my pockets, my pants are made in Italy!
Do you remember a mod that was cool
Do you remember a mod...fuck me, i don't remember his name. Dude had a fight with moot and all...Shit, he was a cool dude, and there was even comics about the "war"
He was fucked shit up and was interesting as hell back when it happened...
>Sup Forums in general attracts special kinds of people
I'm not autistic. I jerk of in the bathroom and i don't shit myself in public m8!

w. t. snacks

Sorry, i think it has been more than 5 years...
Shit, i remember i mod here. Long story short, he was a nice guy and he had a fight with moot, next thing you know he was kinda "banned" from here. He went away... I just don't remember his name, and being here i remember stuff....

Yeah, I remember that story...
I don't remember who it was tho...

HAHAHA
SNACKS THAT'S IT!
YOU MOTHERFUCKER, IF I WAS GAY I WOULD SUCK YOUR DICK!

Also,fuck this captcha shit!!!

>Why are you here?
for the occasional happening, pepe thread and loli porn.
>What do you want here?
loli porn and rare pepes
>You like being here?
Sup Forums is boring as fuck, so no.
>You have a dream?
don't we all.

>I'm not autistic
it's not about autism. It's about... honesty, in a way. Think about it. Expressing concepts in hyperbole, even when coming from a not at all extreme position, prioritizing directness when needed. Being aware of the difference between offensive and incorrect.
The format makes the community.

==FUCK THIS CAPTCHA SHIT==
if it doesn't work, i can't even triforce. I can't even say that i was the copypasta king!
Loli, not pedo, right?
Being offensive is not a problem. Wanting to have more rights than other people when you are offended is the problem IMHO. People will disagree and say shit all the time, but you can deal with words.
I always say: "You live the next day of a punch, you don't live the next day of a bullet."
Offensive stuff it's not aggressive stuff (IMHO).

I remember when people flooded the captcha with nigger, ffs.
Sup Forums is basically anarchy.
And it turns out...
Weird...

I know what you mean. But try to explain that to what some may refer to as "normies".
Sup Forums is a place where you're in a way forced to deal with some things you don't want to see next to everything else. That's, ironically, a plus. Because it breeds exactly that kinda thinking.

that shit got inconvenient over time though, and useless

loli as in this image, cp is not my thing, avatarfag.

You look like some professional lurker, do they give you badges and shit?
You motherfucker. Normies...that word is the new way to say "stupid people". Dealing with what you didn't asked for is something that makes people strong. No one has ever asked for snow without a coat! You still here. Remember that, and please, make something out of it!
>Avatarfag
I'm using Spider jerusalem because i'm not even sure if this place works the same way. But yeah, Spider is my waifu and i have a pillow of his dirty face on my bed!!

>Why are you here?
For the laughs, for reading, for talking, for the special spices Sup Forums throw on my life
>What do you want here?
Good times, fun, raids, and the return of the community we had 5years ago
>You like being here?
Not as much than back in the days...
>You have a dream?
Blowing shit up. Return to a strange era of prosperity in the chaos. Like killing 8/10 of the human race on the planet. Small communities. Simple life. Few people. No corporations. Maybe survival, but fair survival. Growing food and live an happy fresh life with wife and childrens ...

The master of the Sup Forums website, the almighty, the glorious m00t gave me a badge.
A badge called love.
:ยด)

the term is overused to the point of meaninglessness, yeah.
>Remember that, and please, make something out of it!
that's the plan.

And I'm trying to find someone that experienced the same as I did, basically.
As I said, share some interessests.

ahahhaah, I know.

Samefag, i guess

PS you motherfucker: You don't need to come up with any "Hunter S. Thompson" bullshit.
I'm a jerk, not a hero.
You look like someone that has been playing too much Metal gear man...you ever considered using your penis to masturbation? I swear is great!
HE GAVE YOU A BADGE?!?!
He was the one that went full "cuck queen"
( i think about, sometimes, the fucker was young as hell man, he was the scapegoat in many ways...he was more stupid than responsible IMHO)
>that's the plan.
Crash with no survivors, because the mask will never fall off! (this is lame, but i know how to make the voice...)
You posted, i posted, WE SHOULD DATE!
I have a small dick and i love anal!
Call me, my number is the same one the white house use!
Who samefag the samefagers?

Yes.
Because of the interessests.

I'm here for fresh memes
I want memes
Yes I like being there since I'm not a weeb and I do something else about my life
I wanna be rich

Must warn you.
Just like the puss, wuss.

...

want to talk to you all Sup Forums
>Why are you here?
it's all the social contact I get these days
>What do you want here?
to feel like a human bean for a little bit
>You like being here?
no
>You have a dream?
not anymore

I want don't wanna know your name, i don't want to know what you put inside your fucking but. I wanna know: What the fuck makes you think you are a Sup Forumstard?

my name is dave davidson and I was cracking holocaust jokes before there was an internet. being absolutely socially fucking retarded is what makes me a Sup Forumstard.

Never played any metal gear, worth it ?
I was waiting for something more deep from you, but maybe you lack time to answer ? You look like to have interesting ideas, sharing is fucking caring, man.

>You don't need to come up with any "Hunter S. Thompson" bullshit.

don't worry user, it is just called avatarfagging around here, nothing too bad, I bet that the waifu threads would love to have you around.

Random shit?

The shitposters are now more prominent - especially the faggots with an agenda posting the same shit every day but there is still the rare occasionally unique OC and it doesn't take much to ignore the garbage to occasionaly fish for the interesting OC.

i think most are information junkies looking for their next fix.

Im here for the shnitzel.
They said there'd be shnitzel.
Kinda pissed cause...no fucking shnitzel.
I dream of getting some god damn shnitzel.

Make me remember the german kid in pepperann ... weird.

WUSS?!?!
that's offensive as fuck man... :(
Check my number! it's the amount of dicks your mother got into her pussy! You taco eating maniac!
You're not alone, you just don't go out enough.
Do it, try a bit, see the thing is: the world likes jerks, assholes and maniacs, but you need to devote yourself. Hard work can get you anywhere. People can like you. Not all people, maybe not the people you want, but if you are alive, you have a place on this earth, so do something about it!
>worth it ?
Well, if you like books, nah.
If you like books i can tell what you need to read, if not, just play that shit and move on.
James cameron is jealous of me m8!
All shit that comes out of out asses is, in a way, quite random...if you have enough ass, this is quite deep.
>faggots with an agenda
Sage and shitpost!
Not sure if you're a nazi or if you're talking about something else...But yeah, i like Schnitzel
>remember the german
>remember the german
>remember the german
sieg heil i guess...

shitposting and porn

Pornhub and your bathroom, The order does not influence the result

I got dubs and trips in a row!
Great!

Nothing makes me a Sup Forumstard
I just lurk looking for dank memes and retarded shit

Basically, i come here daily just to kek

Checked. Also yes, love reading and writing as fuck. What books should i read, what do you suggest ?

Sup Forums was good syndrome. Sup Forums was always cancer and porn yet we still keep coming back.

True.

You can get more out of this place. Pay attention you shit head!
Cheers.
H.L. Mencken, Prejudices: Third Series, Les enfant terribles, 1984. You go for a classic book... like Moby dick, you may as well deal with slow reading, but you will at the end, i promise you will understand the word, or at least a different and important perspective. It is worth.
You can choose a thread the same way you keep choosing the same shirt. If you keep sucking on the same dick, you will always have the same taste on your mouth.
Yeah, true. But i can still be a jerk...that's the thing we, as a modern society need to think about...

i didn't mean that in a completely bad way actually. there were people bitching about porn and cancer 7 years back as well yet it was still worth coming here. in the same way we still find a reason to come back amongst the cancer and porn if it makes any sense?

CHEKED

also, i need to say.
>6666
shit. I got dubs at first. Trips and now, NOW i got quads, and it's more than what satan would ever ask for...
I'm a happy OP! Yeah, i'm a fag and all, but i still happy.
>if it makes any sense?
If you came back as much as you say you did. You have been able to create sense out of thin air. Jesus needed water to make his wine!
It could go unchecked m8, my dick is so hard that i don't even need digits!

OP is the best!

I fucking loved that comic book.

>Hunter S. Thompson

Yes. Spider Jerusalem is Hunter S. Thompson.

I was completely unaware of that point.

You, i will give you a good line:
"Do you remember which end of your body is your mouth and which one is your ass? Because, from here, it looks like you're not sure man!."
He was good, considering he was a journalist.
Have fun, pay attention and don't go beserk because you think something you believe is right. Fedoras, Gangsters used to use that shit, nowadays is the symbol of virginity! Always pay attention!

im here for the Sup Forums magic
to find the magic
no
im MLK
fuck you

You get this:
knowyourmeme.com/memes/mlk-didn-t-die-for-this
A link to "know your meme". Better luck next time!
First prize is "me mums pussy"!

I'm here for the companionship and the dank memes. It's not often that Sup Forums hits its stride, but when it does, it's fucking magical.

Mostly just here waiting for something to happen, just like the rest of my life.

ONE MORE POST AND SPIDER IS GONE!
(i'm running out of image formats too...lol)
I have been lurking for more than a week here, and i want to see wtf this place is now, so i will be around!
I love you all, you bunch of smelly cunts.
You. TELL ME I WAS MAGICAL IN THIS THREAD!
you want magic, so you need to believe you fuckface! And you should believe in me, i tell you to touch your dick and be healthy!

It was different, something uncommon. Not quite the type of magic I'm normally here for (I'm more the greentext tard story type) but it was good.

>22
Checked.
I will be around.

idk what the fuck youre talking about faggot

checked

>Boredom
>A cure for this boredom
>Yeah, but in an abusive relationship kind of way
>Companion and courage

and I don't think of myself as a Sup Forumstard, I'm just here just for fun