You are under arrest

>You are under arrest
>Shes is bringimg you to your execution
>She is alone
>You managed to get free
>She grabs your arm
>"Not so fast spy!"
>She give you this smug look and holds up the radio

What do you do user?

Cry, because I'm fucking gay

Fuck her mouth

kiss her and convince her to run off to the US with me

Take out my dick

stick it in her pooper

"Cant call for backup with my cock in your mouth"

Time to seize the means of production!

Tell her to call the the local cops to report a murder, cause I'm about to kill that pussy.... Then rape her.

Rape her

Im muslim so i wil headbutt her

Who would win

rape

Gulp

Spy?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER, COMMYFUCK?!

Kek

To my execution?

Kill her and keep running. Nothing at all is worth death. GTFO while you got the chance.

I snap her tiny neck, stuff her into her giant hat, and catch the next ICBM missile test to the middle of the Asian Ocean

...

>Be me
>Under arrest
>Come up with the best idea
>They dont call me tucker for nothin
>Whip out my dick and blow my massive load onto her
>Paralyzed
>gtfo outta there
>Land in pile of starved koreans
>Their ribcages make good cushions
>Mfw

Moe Howard eye poke, snatch radio from her and beat her head mushy with it. Sniff butthole, cause I hget down like that, put on her uniform and ride the midnight express to freedom.

As the man says, I beat her like a Cherokee drum, then fuck her with the radio, before sitting my fat ass on her chest and killing her. I then leave the retard hospital where a Korean is wearing a bright lime green fake DPRK officers uniform and go to Tim Hortons. Honey Tim Bits BITCH!

Convince her tor run away with me. Come back over throw fatman. Liberate best korea, make her queen. You know the usual.

>Turn best korea to supr best korea.
>liberate the commies
>get the girl

"Cause i get down with that"

Thank you for that phrase user, i'm sure it'll come in handy!

Killed me

Rape profusely while keeping radio on to hear her bloodcurtling screams until she dies of internal hemorrhaging and fear.

Snap her goddamn neck for the motherland and get away

I take the radio and rape her to death,
simples

grab her wrist, pushing thumb into it so she drops the radio while i headbutt her as hard as possible.
Once the radio is down, kick it out of the way, turn her around, hold her in a headlock so she can't scream, and snap her neck.

put it up my pooper

> everyone in this thread except me

> except me
ya sure faggot

Punch her in the face, then take her radio and her gun.
Shoot the driver and everyone else in the car.
What are they going to do, kill me?

Suck her feminine penis.

roll dubs

let me hold her widda hand as the AKs splatter my innocent head

Pull down my pants and shit my lungs out
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