Sponsored a child in Tanzania last month. Can only send stuff that fits in standard envelope. What should I send?

Sponsored a child in Tanzania last month. Can only send stuff that fits in standard envelope. What should I send?

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Then demand what small scraps of money they have in return for more because the little fuck is hooked

>Pennies
>coupons
>parking tickets
>pine needles
>ice cubes
>stink bombs
>condoms
>tooth paste (just the paste)
>pubes
>the paper from crayons

Ricin or anthrax

Coins, seeds, thread (material kind not this kind), tiny pictures (size of kids palm), and maybe stamps so she/he can send you a letter back?

A LOT of that stuff I listed can be traded for food or other goods, so not only are you sponsoring it but you're giving it stuff we would otherwise pass up.

anthrax. or a semen drink

Used toilet paper.

A taser and a tiny camera and a note. Tell him to delivarr!!

something educational. idk maybe some childrens booklets to learn some english, basic math or whatever. like the ones you find sometimes in waiting rooms. and some pron.

6 off god damn...


anyways, if dubs cum in a bag fold it up and put it in the envelope

Bleach

Nudes

I agree with this user. Give seeds. Specifically seeds of a variety of crop that they would normally not have, like a fancy colored tomato or squash.

>africans know how to grow crops

Send them a link to a YouTube tutorial on how to grow crops

...

Nigga said "Pine Needles" lol wtf thats great

>africans have computers and internet

Send him a note asking him to reply or his mother will die in her sleep tonight instead of dying of malaria tomorrow night.

Treasure map to Oak Island.

Anthrax.

Magic the gathering or Pokemon cards

A picture of you eat and throwing away food

3-D Glasses

diet pills.

job applications so that little nigger can get a job instead of being another black on the welfare system

No they don't, that's why you print out a link, put it in an envelope, mail it, then they can see it.

Eating*

Top zozzle

Gasoline drenched/dried cigarettes, edible condoms, used shitter paper, a plastic baggy of old used tampons or pads, felt gloves covered with bedbugs, and two flat flasks of bleach and ammonia with a straw and note reading "mix then blow to make crystals"

Nudes, you send nudes

>they don't have computers, is aware
>give them a link that can only be opened and searched with a computer

???

Kek

gold

>print out a link
Literally print our pages of URLs that hopefully he cannot access

>A watch
>porn pics
>Seeds
>Medication
>Condoms
>perfume samples(cus they stink)
>Picture of sinterklaas feest with negro slaves

>Metal tools like a multi-knife tool, so they can cut tree's.

>Socks
>Glasses

Whatya think?

They can just use WiFi you fricken idiot!!!

those niggers are eating dirt, they'll just eat the seeds

Topkek

Are you fucking retarded?
YOU NEED A COMPUTER OR PHONE
TO ACCESS WIFI
AND TO GET TO THE LINK
Jesus fuck kid

>like a multi tool knife so they can cut trees

Your amount of autism is amusing.

hes right you know

WiFi is wireless you autist!!!!

words of wisdom

Kek

water

lsd you fucking retard

food spiked with ricin

Send pogs

Used condoms

>aware that if africans can't afford food, they can't afford wifi nor phones or computers
>if you give them a link
>they're going to look at it funny and wonder what the fuck it is
>they are kids that have never been introduced to modern technology
>wifi is in fact wireless, but the odds of a child in a village is going to have wifi in their area or even access to any sort of technology
>therefore, no wifi, no link
???

Wifi is wireless, they can still use it even if they don't have wires!!!! UGGHH WHAT DONT YOU PEOPLE GET!!!

this pic

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE FUCKING COMPTUERS OR PHONES YOU DUMB FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK

IF THEY DON'T HAVE FOOD, WHY WOULD THEY BE ABLE TO AFFORD MODERN TECHNOLOGY

YOU NEED EITHER
>COMPUTER
>PHONE
>TABLET
TO ACCESS WIFI


THEY DON'T HAVE THAT, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PROVE

Definitely this. Send him an English, Science, Math, World History, and Pornography pamphlet.

>what are you trying to prove
That I'm a master baiter

Yes some do you stupid fuck

>organization to help children and parents who can't afford food
>if you can't afford food, you can't afford technology
>they're in villages
>VILLAGES
but yet you think they do

Send him the covers of various educational magazines and the cover of a porn magazine + stamps. Ask him to choose which one he wants the rest.

printed screencap of this thread

what is there to screencap

just a cap of the OP would do.

My master baiting, did you not witness it?

send shears so he can plant bushes around his village.
seeds to grow crops.
Flint & steel to burn enemies and trees
spider string and sticks to build a bow

autist

Send it used panties you fucking cucksicle.

user is angry from my bait
>accomplished enough for the rest of the year

baggie of bleach labelled gatorade

Bread. The fucker's starving, sent it some bread

>step 1: have anything but sand
>step 2: have moisture at least occasionally
>step 3: manage not to be sold to war by the time your crops are ready for harvest

A youtube tutorial can only do so much....

Nice yolk

Print out next nigger hate thread on Sup Forums with all images full size and send that along with a noose.

Those ex lax chocolate bars

>he thinks the guy who replied is me, the one who got baited

Condoms with holes poked in them.

Either way you're angry at my bait, doesn't matter who you are.

If you really wanna send him something useful, send a small swiss knife or tobbacco.

Lsd, must be boring as shit in shitistan

send him an envelope full of mud with a note that says "build yourself an extension, you earned it kid ;)"

Dubs have spoken

nah, i thought it was pretty good though

Wow way to generalize the world's 2nd largest fucking continent. Pic related is in Africa, so go ahead and tell me more about how all of Africa has no internet.

hahah stop trolling that's clearly not Africa. You've just taken a photo of a random city and said it's from there

you shit smeared on a pokemon card

condoms.
and fresh needles.

South africa buddy, they are driving RHD cars, City was built by whites

A razor blade
Some dried up glue
Some mechanical pencil lead
Snd sone smegma

google com/maps/@-33.9336654,18.447293,3a,75y,315.39h,71.87t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s76yAHKZZY3cZfgWsjARRSg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1

powdered, spring-loaded ricin

Photographs of you eating lots of nice food, and splashing clean, fresh water all over.

They actually love farming. And they burned crops from Monsanto cuz the plants had red leaves and looked sick.
They cherish seeds as mother nature giving birth.

Pictures of a zombie apocalypse and a note warning him of there arrival.

Send the little fucker some money. Give him like 20 bucks. Will probably hear back from him when he buys his village

The recipe for concentrated dark matter

This

Condoms and lube

Nice try cygerian scammers

Trips

a day after h

Post pics of your rent-a-kid.