About to off myself

About to off myself.

Trips decides how I do so.

aging

Natural causes

Break into relative's house,bringing gun and camera, recording it all
Masturbate in their bedroom while they sleep, scream their name as you cum. After they wake, shoot them. Then put down the camera and shoot yourself.

old age

No you arent, faggot. Go back to ifunny.
Sage.

walk into a walmart and start beating your dick.
right before you cum
blow your brains out

Don't do it.

daily getting older

Don't do it user,
There is porn and videogames.

not being a fag

By cop

Amonia and bleach mix. Inhale it.

hang yourself live on webcam
also timestamp

masterbate to death

go on quest to find yourself

Rolling for this. Holy fuck

Butt chugging

off yourself to bed and sleep on it

Roll

Who says /b isn't good at giving advice?

shooting up a school and getting into a shootoff with the police

starvation

This plz

healthy life style

by shutting up and doing it instead of being an attention whoring faggot

p.s. you won't

p.p.s. sage

Molotov cocktail a libtard protest until the cops kill you

trump assassination

get

Reroll

rolllllo

stop being a cuck

live a long and hapy life

trips get

Shoot yourself while streaming after posting the stream link to Sup Forums.
This is the only true answer.

Roll, my Sup Forumsrethren! Roll!

Old and happy from natural non-self induced causes

become a fire fighter and have ladies swoon over you including your body pillow waifu

rolland for justice

dont

This

drink too much dihydrogen monoxide

don't do it user
life sucks but it can get better

Marshmallows up the ass until something breaks

Life sucks, but death is worse. Don't do it

Drowning in cum

rolling

death by snu snu

seppuku

>I know what actually happens after you die and it's worse than life
nah you don't

rerolling for this

Mix bleach with sugar and milk, freeze it, dry it, turn it to flakes and inject into your heart and brain.

Taking a nasty shit...

...

Masturbation everyday

buttplug

At the age of eighty with a belly full of mead and a girls mouth around your cock

shoot up a university and then shoot yourself\

#betauprising

ready roll

Drown yourself in your toilet.

Killing spree! Get a list of violent sexual predators in your area and off them one by one until the police catch on then suicide by police.

Make your life worth something OP. Be my hero

REroll for game of thrones

>eat yourself to death
off by one

I'll roll for this

Rolling begins now

jump out an airplane with no parachute while masturbating cum as your crash

Rolling.

Off by one rerool

Roll

just lay in sound and hope you die soon until you die however

Sharpie in pooper, to death

Either of these is good, your pick OP. But you gotta stream it

no need

Slit wrists till you bleed out.
Live stream it.

*you reroll

Rollinggg

Roll.

I'd say put a knife though one of your vital arteries, but I know that you are a faggot that wouldn't do it, otherwise you wouldn't be considering suicide in the first place.

Over excercising

God damnit
Roll again

watch animu till you die

Rolio

Roll

choke on own balls

re roll

Set fire to your crotch

Vacuum cleaner in anus on max suc

re rolls

Rollit

posting for time reference

I'm gunna keep doing this. Roll

Rolleroni, jabroni

on the toilet, surrounded by as many screens as you have access to all displaying loli, dumb slut written on your forehead with a note that says I hope you're proud of me now dad

drown in own cum

rolling for one of these

One more roll again

Self inflicted GSW to head after taking communion at the alter next Sunday standing beside the priest.

Cmon roll

livestream hanging

dubs close enough? /reroll

holy shit can i get trips

Try harder pussy