I don't even like football but this guy really fucks me off when he spouts stupid shit like this

I don't even like football but this guy really fucks me off when he spouts stupid shit like this.

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He's right tho

We'd have flying cars right now if religion didn't exist.

wow. if you really think that, then let me just tell you the game is what you lost

Or niggers

actually he's wrong, because nothing of value is lost when idiots waste time on idiotic things

shit, i lost

not really. half that shit is helld back and for mil use only. Then when something better comes they pick a guy that controlled and let him sell it to the public.

Fucking A' right!
0 brain energy has been spent on sportball.
WTF is he talking about?

"well I was about to go into work this Sunday evening and develop this anti-gravity technology, but the game is on..."

>Said the out-of-shape nigger

Didn't this nigger buy some faggots a cock ring at a sex shop?

> sometimes I wonder if America would be further along if white civilization had never brought a bunch a bunch of stupid niggers here from Africa

really makes the synapses sizzle

watch your fucking mouth black science man was jacked in his day and has achieved more that you or your family line will ever achieve with such a pathetic attitude.

He's exaggerating ofc but the money in the business is insane

what's the advantage of flying cars though, we'd have to invest millions on infrastructure in order to manage all the flying cars and shit

apparently this dude is a massive condescending prick. he doesn't realize people only care about him because they're amazed a jigaboo can grasp scientific concepts...

he's reddit's favorite dancing monkey/sideshow attraction yet he's too fucking dense to realize it.

yea they all brain dead concussed apes lmao

>knows the physics behind why we don't have flying cars
>still posts this shit
>fucking nigger science guy

once go you nigger you can't leave most of it behind no matter how much you study

what i meant was - attention of football fans could not contribute to scientific progress even if they were all to shit themselves. at best, they could just contribute the cash that they spend on their pathetic interest.

actually what's the "physics behind why we don't have flying cars" ?

you mean, we don't have them because we don't know how to make them work? wow, so that's what physics means now?

I'd be more worried about bibles.

We do have flying cars. Airplanes.

>colleges have become training camps for nfl

That stupid high tuition you pay goes to keep the under achieving athletes playing sports. If we invested that money into research, who knows.

They're not mutually exclusive.

general term, obviously we could have flying cars (we already have helicopters/planes) but the actual idea of some weird flying hover car running of some "mag drive" from the movies just isn't possible

does this moron not realize that at most schools, athletics are the biggest generator of revenue?

aside from grants, that money made by "muh dumb football playerz!" gets dispersed to every department to pay tenured professors who work all of 4 hour as a week and once they're tenured, don't even have to publish shit. Oh and they can't get fired. Those dumb jocks are the only reason women's and gender studies, arts, theatre, and multi-cultural studies programs even exist

I daresay, good fellow, the prespoterous idea of man settiing their a foot on the moon high above is a childish bedtime story that truly belongs to those books for naive youngsters, haha!

ook ook uga chaka boom boom shaka laka?

So you suppose that a bunch of meathead football fans would've gone into scientific fields and invented personal flying transportation if they were only not distracted by football

its just a fucking prank dude chill

Football is nothing more than mindless entertainment for the equally mindless mass of idiots.

So is Sup Forums.

the schools n' shit that take that money make researchers and research you fucking idiot

Not exclusively. Sup Forums is also a place where one of high intellectual standing can go to observe or interact with those same mindless idiots. It's kind of like a zoo in that regard, Sup Forums is a zoo.

Big difference there, popsci droolie.

I think you're all reading into what he's saying way too deep, and probably too literally.

If we took the average amount of brain power that football fans dedicated to their sport, and tallied it up somehow (if it were a thing) it would probably be stunning.

He's not necessarily saying that watching football is a waste of time, and he's certainly not saying we'd have flying cars by now.

If you took all that collective "brain energy" that spans across the time football has been around, and channeled it into any sort of scientific pursuit, who knows what we could have accomplished?

It's basically a metaphor/thought experiment. He probably actually enjoys football. And even if he didn't, he's not really the sort to condemn peoples' interests.

He won't even talk shit about actual bad ideas like religion.

TLDR: Interpret shit charitably. ffs.

A true intellectual would know that it's possible for an intellectual to enjoy football for whatever reason.

More athletes come out of that system than researchers. More sporting events come out than research.

Colleges are not a place for sports. They are a place for education, higher learning, and research. If we funded our research like we fund our sports we could have flying cars.

maybe those people wouldn't be idiots if their parents weren't sports worshiping idiots who focused on their children's education more. It's a cycle and Neil is right. Get over it.

Sorry but there is no way an intellectual could find football the least bit entertaining. Now hockey on the other hand.....

there is this kind of people, you included, we call them dumb fucks :) the problem is, you're completely incapable of understanding that you're in no position to pass judgements on what will the state o scientific knowledge be in the future, but yoiu fucking do. cause of reasons. cause you can. do you know how painful it is to tolerate dumb fucks everywhere I go? of course you do, cause you're so dumb that you think you're the one tolerating them! :)

OP dumb, OP not like science black man, OP trigger over fun game

I'm not the guy you were talking to, but, learn to use proper grammar you fucking troglodyte.

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

dude, it's like...

i think you're reading into what all here say waaaaaay too deep

genetics - ever heard of that?

Whatever you say, popsci droolie. I bet you think feasible apparent FTL travel, and intelligent aliens reaching our planet from their own are a possibility too.

oh my god fuck you, i am from Poland and I only speak english for what, twenty years? and you're gonna be a pain in the ass telling me to do it better? lol, fuck off bitch

whatever the fuck is posci droolie? is this what you kids call each other these days, bitch?

XD^100

I wouldn't be caught dead diving deeply into your conclusions. I'd hit the bottom of the pool.

also, if you say bet, how about you actually bet some money on that?

one thing about dumb fucks is how they so happily "bet" without actually betting anything. safe and easy.

i bet if you lost a $ every time you bet and failed, you'd either stop sharing your worthless opinions or be dead broke

Just search for car crash compilation on Youtube. Most of people can't even drive in 2 axis, imagine if you put a third axis on the mix.

trying to be mean? it's good you've got some new hobby other than jerking off to boys dressed in bras. practice solo first, though, you're not ready for real live audience

Popsci = Popular science, the art of dumbing down complicated concepts and questions so that the majority can assume they understand them.
Droolie = An idiot who drools on himself because he's an idiot. Which you are.

>how about you actually bet some money on that
Oh, sure, I'll just give you a way to get money from me if I'm wrong about how stupid you are. That wouldn't be stupid of me. It's also absolutely not stupid to take figurative phrases so literally.

well yea but we dont want the meatheads to be upset and sue us do we?

I agree OP entitled nigger.

Watch the Joe Rogan podcast with him in it, super arrogant.

Not the guy you were quoting, but using the example of us landing on the moon to say that anything is possible is sort of ridiculous.

Or perhaps you weren't saying, that, but instead suggesting that we don't know what we don't know.

Even if the latter is your point, you still have to contend with evidence that contradicts or suggests your premise to be unlikely.

Even thought it's theoretically possible for the tooth fairy to exist, we have no legitimate reason to believe she does.

151 iq wechsler scale and I only tell you that to make you mad, cause i don't care personally

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Link to tweet? Can't find it

He sounds like every 15 year old nerd in their mom's basement

ridiculous would be if i put any effort into making what i said clearer just because you dont put any effort into trying to understand my position, yet argue with me

151 IQ and trying to one up anons. Good use you've put your intellect to friendo.

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I was trying to be equal parts mean and witty.

I don't know if I'd call my lust for bra-clad boys a hobby, though. It's more like a fetish to me. I'm pretty seasoned at this point as far as masturbation goes, so I'm not sure practice is an issue either, but I appreciate the advice.

And regarding the live audience idea- it had never actually occurred to me to try that. I'm really not sure there's a market for people watching me masturbate, especially to such an esoteric fetish.

Thanks for your input though, user.

well, at 151 iq i still haven't been englightened as to what is the meaning of life

but obviously it seems that I have no reason assuming discussing with trolls would make my life irreversibly meaningless

ok, seriously, i enjoy talking to people on the internet, especially when they... what you call it.. you know, when they are so very internetish? you know, fucked up, trying to prove shit, but not actually prove, rather create an illusion of winning a debate? ok, i guess whoever gets it, gets it now. i enjoy this kind of situations and i enjoy shitting on their heads.

Ridiculous would actually be more along the lines of you insisting that I did not understand you while simultaneously deciding not to back that claim up. Throw in a little bit of incredulity on top for emphasis, and we've got your response.

now, that's better. still pretty amateurish but i see you know the "pretend to misunderstand" technique. not a brilliant application, but at least i can see some effort. i can see that you're trying. get it? i can see that you're tying. try harder.

ridiculuos would be to assume anyone has to partake in any kind of activity that you decide is timeworthy, like fe. a discussion with you.

i do what i want and you can only deal with it.

if i want to back up my claims, i will. if i don't well, you can type in a thousand smartest wittiest words in best possible sequence and i will still be like...

meh. i don't care.

so do you want to understand what i meant? i might rephrase it... maybe.

Yeah, shame science spent all that time developing ways to kill each other better. Think of all that lost brain energy.

Also a flying car is an airplane with a transmission for the wheels. We refuse to drive safely what the fuck makes you think giving John and Jane Everyman a god damned plane would do to suddenly make the world a football hating utopia?

What a stupid fucking tweet.

Sports are beneficial to a society, exercise and work. Competition....

That fat nigger doesn't know shit.

its a joke you stupid fucks, Sup Forums is surrounded by fucking idiots

How many kids could go to college for free if we didn't spend billions on high school sports?

If you're as smart as you say you are, and I'm as dumb as you seem to be implying, then how would saying something like "try harder" suffice to help me improve? It's too vague.

You also didn't explain at all what makes it amateurish. You're not being helpful, even though you seem to think you are.

Surely, someone of your intellect would at least know how to give constructive feedback.

Unless that's not what you're doing. But if you're not doing that, then I can only assume you're being sarcastic. If that's the case, then I would have to say that your response feels thoughtless to me.

I think if you drew more on my style of running with what people say and trying to have some fun, and being creative, you may come up with something a little more interesting.

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yeah and scientists have tried to no avail to prove that genetics have anything to do with intelligence. intelligence is taught. it is a learned skill of critical thinking, at least as far as anyone can prove so far. all else is meaningless banter.

This guy's a monkey

>sometimes I wonder if normal people weren't normal the present wouldn't be normal

no fucking duh moron

I hadn't assumed that. If I had assumed anything, it would've been that you cared about making sure you are understood by others, or at least making your points clear.

If you don't want to do that, then I have no choice but to concede to you.

>Nothing of value is lost
>Waste time
You're a fuckin Jackass
Haven't you heard that time is money?

If Christianity didn't "waste time" there would be no Muslims right now.

>how would saying something like "try harder" suffice to help me improve?

not exactly lack of intelligence, but certainly lack of precision and you know, hmm.. awareness?

see, why are you even assuming I want you to improve, not to mention that it was at least in part my goal when writing a reply?

I am no trying to be helpful. I am trying to be a mean bastard and amuse myself. Not saying I succeed, but intelligent is not defined as successful either. It's the american pop culture lie - that the intelligent is capable of using their intelligence to reach any objective they set for themselves. that's silly in just so many ways...

but, well, I write as I read, and I see that you're aware of the possibility I mentioned. well, nothing more to say i guess. I am quite content with the way this all unfolds.

you have no idea what you're talking about. seriously, just shut up

I like to be understood by others, and that's why I put reasonable effort into stating my point clearly. But the rest is your problem. If it's not clear enough, I don't think that's my fault.

well time is money, and their time is so cheap that i couldn't care less

especially considering we're not talking about whatever delusions you have, but about science. those people, not unlike you, could not contribute anything to pursuits that require certain mental capacity

Flying cars are called airplanes. How does he not know this?
Can you delete this comment? I came up with the reply before I even read yours but I want others to reply to me instead. Thanks, I'll owe you one.

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Fake tweet, try harder faggot.

I assumed that it was either sarcasm or a desire to see me improve because those were the only two motivations that seemed likely based on what you typed.

And maybe my inability to understand your true motivations is somehow linked to our intellectual divide, but I don't think that it is.

I think your interpretation of being mean is really bizarre and confusing, and I wish we could've come to some actual understanding instead of you repeatedly committing, what I perceive to be, intellectually dishonest retreats from conversation (that I'm ridiculous to assume you wanted to have in the first place).

I'm really not content with any of this so far. I guess it's great that you're having fun, but I'm mostly frustrated and confused.

Have a good night.

what would You like me to do now?

they aren't mutually exclusive. And so much brain power has gone into astronomy and space, and yet they've barely learned shit in the last 100 years despite massive leaps in technology.

ever notice how minorities are always the ones to have 'sage opinions' like this?

the only black astronomer anybody knows is coincidentally decrying football. in my personal life it's always the multicolor-hair having feminazi that makes outlandish claims about computers and how the layman should learn programming (she's worst engineer on the team, btw)

these snobby trashcans always want to shit on someone else to feel better about their affirmative action jobs because deep down they know they haven't earned it and couldn't cut it if they were stacked up against their peers.

>football cuck
>mad hes the reason we dont mine asteroids for iridium
I bet you voted for Hillary too. Go cuck somewhere else.

OOOOHHHHHHH

We'd have flying cars if it wasn't inconvenient as fuck and didn't have helicopters already.

More alt-right bullshit propaganda. Afraid at the idea of an African American being vastly more intelligent than they are. Fuck off back to stormfront and go jerk it to your gay nazi porn.

Wasted

DONT FORGET THE NFL PAYS NO TAXES

Pretty sure the ones worried about football wouldn't be much help on flying cars...

Even the smartest nigger is dumb as shit

Cant seem to find this supposed tweet