Dubs decides

dubs decides

she's not online right now, but might reply if i send one.

Looks like you've had plenty of dinner

"You only eat plankton, right?"

keep tryin, Sup Forumsois

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"You could give me a cock bob. Know what that is?"

"It's when you shove cheesy alfredo noodles that are really hot down someone's penis."

anotherselfrollkillme

no

WINRAR

rolling for "Shieeeeeeeeeeeit"

>It's when you shove cheesy alfredo noodles that are really hot down someone's penis.

and now we wait, she is online

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"Cakes, Tacos & Bacardi.. What, no chicken?"

dis fat cunt aint replyin

"Did your hear the notification noise upstairs, then have to walk upstairs, but your broke the stairs and then eventually fell into Hell?"

*you broke

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AGSHSHSHDZDSHFSF

finally!

Carbonara is acceptable

op must be have posted an attractive picture to get a response.

also rolling for "or I could show a fistful of muenster up your cunt"

"I bet your asshole looks like a hairy gerbil trying to wink. i bet it also smells like blue cheese mixed with the rind of an aged cheddar.
Your thoughts?"

this!

oh please this!

Goddamn this.

Hey do you wanna shine my shoes like a good nigger?

you should come over, it'd be me, you and a bag of potato chips

I like this girl. Solid response.

OP here.

Sorry dudes.

She blocked me haha. I'll keep trying to get someone else to reply and post it here if this thread is still alive, else I'll just start a new one. Bored AF

For the next one: "You ever tried to put Froot Loops around a flaccid penis before?"

"I'll make you some dinner, actually have it ready right now. It's a delicious gourmet that has some natural, sweat like dressing, perfectly ripped mushrooms and just a hint of chocolate. It's right here on my asshole"

damn sadlife

Well then, can't let this response go to waste.
Reroll for the next girl!

Damn so close!
One last reroll

My brothers.... IT BEGINS

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"can i see your large rough cock"

2 in the chamber, bois. Where are my replies????

wanna play a game?

this please

Where are your parents from?

"Do you have a taco or a hotdog?"

3 ammo dudes... come on! hit me with somethin good!

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck.Modern Fire Emblem. The most stupid, hentai generating, fanservicy, animuy, pandering Nintendo game out there. The recent direct has removed the last bit of pity i feel toward the series, why do we only see pandering? Why don't we see the series be the mature, adult themed, strategical rpg it was? Why don't we see other video game series dissolve into animu fanservice? Why is it only FE that we see be like this with pet hand rubbing? People must realize there is not a problem with new ideas, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile pandering princesses/characters. (piss be upon their hignessness). I am sick and tired of this new style, i am sick and tired of the old having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking live with it cause we want a new FE and all they do is give more sexy yandere girl shit and claim that they actually have devolopment. Throughout my life i have always defended nintendos desicins (which i am now doubting if they can make good ones) and told people to not be angry at the company, but this is fucking enough, this stupid game company is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal"people at Nintendo and try stand up to these idiots and try to stop them, or they can get the industry and end FE I am so sorry for any employee at nintendo who understands these things, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, nintendo is not compatible with the current and next gen, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a wii u the ruler of darkness because sony.

so how fat are you from a normal angle?

OP here.

First dubs imma send to the first chick, then keep going till she blocks and move on to the next chick. Just so you Sup Forumsros know how i plan on this workin :) so it's not too confusing haha

To any or all of the above:

"I've got a real fat cock."

THIS baby

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Girl Brolly. The most stupid, asspull, pandering, goofy thing toriyama could have done. The recent rise in r34 spammed has removed any last bit of pity i had. why do we only see pandering? Why don't we see Db super in the "best xxxx of the year" lists? Why don't we see other shows have such pandering asspulls? Why is it only letdowns that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with suggesting ideas, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a stale ass dickless betamale meat man (kakkarot be upon him). I am sick and tired of these asspulls, i am sick and tired of the fandom having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking give the another chance and all they do is not develop and explore ideas and claim new animators are responsible and claim themselves to be above the animators who were there for decades. Throughout my life i have always defended plotholes in dragon ball (which i am now doubting they can be salvaged ) and told people to not generalise the whole dragon ball series but this is fucking enough, this anime is fucking ruining our way of life, either toei trys to fire these retarded animators who can't/stay on model/ fire the people who can't be consistent with the previously established rules of the franchise, and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of the anime industry and end db super. I am so sorry for any toei person who understands theses things out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, dragon ball in its current form is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a db ssblue toy, because gt

>"I bet your asshole looks like a hairy gerbil trying to wink. i bet it also smells like blue cheese mixed with the rind of an aged cheddar.
>Your thoughts?"

now we wait

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The recent attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.

Wanna come with me to my sex/satan dungeon where I shove knifes up your ass?

lol what the fuck these just suck

still no reply

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chamber #4

You're all poopy fart faces that should be spanked super duper hard xD :3 you've all been so naughty ;3 I bet you all want to strip down and lick your butts :) Mmm I bet licking a moist butt crack makes you super hard hehe *blushes* oh gosh I'm getting poopy poo in my pants ohhhh it is really big xD mommy will need to change me again :3 Mmm *slurps* your peepee tastes so good it's so yummy daddy ;) Mmm gimme all the cummies :3 I bet you couldn't wait for my liddle bum ;) yummy I want daddy to cum please! Oh yes *swallows* you have even more :O oh it's so yummy daddy thank you :3

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Just ask for fucking nudes right now

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Please send noods

I want to tear off your clit and throw it into a ditch

"Hey Girl can i eat your ass while you call me nigger faggot?"

you look like the kind of girl who would let me shit on your face just first the attention

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what did you say to me you little bitch....

Hey girl want a video of me raping a 9 year old? No? Too bad I'm sending it anyway lol

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This lol

as long as you dont eat me

OP here.

the bitch with those long ass dubs didnt reply, so im gunna move on to the next one.

"Wanna see some hardcore child porn? ill go ahead and send it"

Are you a furry because my suit is ready

Winrar

nice one boys

You're a worthless whore

Rerollin

for any of the others-
"so, do you have any kids?"

lol goodbye chamber 2. She blocked me xD

NEXT

My uncle touched me when I was a kid

just kidding FBI-kun, this is all a joke from a Vietnamese image board; no search warrants please

say all of it, just to make sure

I got sent to the ER for shoving Pokemon figures up my ass in an effort to evolve

Roll for "you look rather dyke-ish in your picture, do you fuck grills?"

When I hold my breath long enough I get uncontrollable diarrhea

I can't go back to any pools because of this

I've been arrested for "public indecency in the park", and "inappropriate conduct in a santa suit"

Obama: I may defund Alabama as 'a weapon' to fight illegal immigration

I spread my ass cheeks when I have explosive diarrhoea so I don't get shit on them.

So do you like nutella?

California gets back TEN CENTS for every dollar it gives to the feds. California would be saving billions of dollars if it shut off the gravy train to the retarded red states.
States like Utah, which take in FIVE DOLLARS for every dollar it gives, would starve to death, and nothing of value will have been lost.

Hey girl you got parking? because i wanna park my Car

Le mam, Would you like to come over to my house for some fine wine and a movie? I am not like other guys. I can put on my finest suit and fedora. Just reply if you're interested fine lady! :P :)

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Hitler did nothing wrong.

you will be touched in places you don't like to be touched

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Why do they consistently mislead in the these headlines? Are they hoping people won't read the articles at all? Shouldn't this headline at least include "if California votes to become a 'Sanctuary State?'" Someone glancing at only the headline might get the impression that Trump is planning to defund California anyway, as some kind of means to fight illegal immigration. I would think that this might just be poor writing if they didn't do this ALL THE FUCKING TIME. A few days ago I saw a top ranking headline that read "Donald Trump threatens to withdrawal funds from UC Berkeley after Breitbart editor talk canceled." Totally leaving out any reference to the mob of protesters who lit fires, destroyed property, and assaulted people. It reads as if Trump was threatening this simply because he was really mad about a Breitbart speaker getting canceled. This smiley tactic is far, far too common in journalism today,

Hi my name is rick and my friends call me a trap. i steal clothes from victoria's secret and show off my ass on a website called Sup Forums. if you want pics i can show you

It feels so good having an honorable man like Jeff Sessions as my Attorney General.. NOW I CAN FRELLY SAY ISLAM IS A SCOURGE!!!!!!