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>tattoos
gross
Bf literally just sent me this.
>Aussies on /brit/ unironically WANT to have other men shag their wife
HOWLING
wew how was it?
Cannot sleep longer than 5hrs without drugs
Feel like shit all the time
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good bro
Woman and their need for playing tricks is a scam
is that cannes
fucking stinky cow
no
no
It just occurred to me that I could have studied medicine and become a fucking coroner, negating the need for social skills entirely
Fuck
>black dress and trainers
my kind of woman
no you couldn't have, you're too fucking dumb. In fact every British person i've ever spoken to Sup Forums has a double digit IQ.
post chavs pls i would post rochas
you'd have to cut up dead, sometimes extremely decomposed maggot-ridden bodies though
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Do you realise how fucking stupid it is to study medicine as a way to avoid a job without social contact?
To the Aussie last thread arguing about wanting other men to fuck his wife:
It's an exaggerated meme it becomes a "men's market". Young guys will fuck your wife if she's easy. Old guys too. It becomes easier for men but it's still unbalanced.
wonder what charli's hole smells like
But I'd still be a doctor.
SHAT AP BLAD
is depression just involuntary behavioural signalling that you have a small willy
>listening to david blaine talk
ahh yes, staying under water for 17 minutes didn't fuck with his brain AT ALL.
yeah I met a guy who I'm sure browses /r/the_donald or something similar
greeted each other and immediately asked me "how tall are you?" said idk around 6'1", his answer was "oh I'm probably taller"
we were discussing trump casually in a group and he was very argumentative about it, said something about minimum wage and he said "oh I bet you think it's good to have a high minimum wage huh?" and when he went on about clinton rigging the polls I said she wouldn't have rigged them because if people assumed she'd win people wouldn't bother voting for her, his response was "huh yeah guess her plan backfired"
he was asian and had to leave early because he goes to bed at 8:00
become an undertaker
I envy Angelo's. I want to be part of that larger commonwealth.
chavs
*gives you a tombstone piledriver*
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I'm INTJ apparently
sad
SOMETHING FOR THE RAG AND BONE MAN
OVER MY DEAD BODY
doable. saw some tribesman on tv the other day hold his breath for like 20 mins fishing
i'm ENTJ :/
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huh im probably taller than both of you then
Matters not. Scotland as a independent nation doesn't meet the criteria to join the EU anyway
i know it's doable, but it clearly isn't fucking healthy
cunt sounds like he has autism now.
>Girls Do Porn 20 YEARS OLD Absolutely Stunning Amateur gdp e297
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Oh my! Which one of you ladies did that!?
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he's always been a bit spaz like 2bh
pretty sure you can train your lungs enough and be just fine though. that tribe fella had been doing it his whole life
INTP here
literally the smart but lazy meme personified
FUS ROH DAH!!
Rasheed bf.
I'm barely a queenslander, I live in sydney right now
I'm saying that if you live in a big city with no personal connection with guns (which you might get if you live in the outback and know people with them/ need to use them) then it's just an inherited yank fetish
my mum's family lived in longreach for a bit and yet even they never had any real exposure to guns afaik
>hacks your smart tv
>watches you wank upside down on the couch
really upsets me that i could look like this is i put the effort in, but i never will and will have a skellington cuerpo my entire life
estate agent's due in a minute to show people round my flat but i really need a poo lads.
>come to the under argentina
>no wacho mira a este pibito ingles blanquito
>hi, i'm from eng-
>VEENI PAPI TE HAGO UN PT
>*oral sex*
need a rasheeda gf
huh
Same.
these types of pictures of annoy me, they're literally never cooking anything. Vapid cunts
only got
>ingles blanquito
>papi
>*oral sex*
still, that's good enough for me
told myself I wouldn't drink last night and guess what I did lads
ONLY WENT AND BLOODY GOT DRUNK DINNI?
london is a pee pee soaked heckhole
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>wacho
is this slang
you know what uranium is right?
need a poo
bulletpoints caesar or not one word shall be read
It's a bad thing, innit?
pay up piggies
tallfags btfo
>if you like the colour green it must be because you saw it in the woolworths logo
>The sight was great amusement for the Gauls at first
>They laughed from battlements as the short statured frail and small handed Romans built their ladder
>They laughed until these frail creatures whom they looked on with contempt actually began to move the ladder
could do with 5 things right now
- A large payrise (i'm thinking £10k)
- The ability to rent a flat for less than 70% of my annual wage
- A KFC delivery service
- A gf who doesn't get upset when i dont want to see her.
- A Mazda MX5 2017 RF
Think my Tinder might be broken lads, I keep swiping right but I don't seem to be getting ANY matches.
wacho: no father, no mother.
ABSOLUTELY annoys me when friends get all angsty/fatalistic and send me messages about it
>oh user I haven't gotten up for 7 hours
>oh user I haven't done ANYTHING, haven't even had anything to drink or gone to the toilet
>oh user I might get something to eat, hmm... nah
Reminds me of some /brit/ posts desu
get bumble
Runt life
The only thing I need right now is a twenty deck of benson, my dole and a cup of tea
Wanker
Wacho was king of the Lombards before they entered Italy from an unknown date until his death in 539. His father was Unichis. Wacho usurped the throne by assassinating his uncle, King Tato.
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vale
por que estas en /brit/
>Like Henry VIII’s Thomas Cromwell, Trump’s Steve Bannon Is a ‘Brilliant and Cunning’ Strategist ‘Trying to Destroy the Existing Order’
if the lib dems are wrong about almost everything how do you know they're right about wanting to keep the UK together?
Purchased a counterfeit £20 in exchange for a pint last night
Going to try my luck with it in a paki shop
Day drinking and eating polish food, lads.
really hate musicals, lads
I have that too, it's even worse - although for some reason the girls there seem far more attractive. Think it attracts much more middle-class girls desu.
>twenty deck of benson
alri grandad
Yeah mate, might match one of the 10 girls that use it
>just bee yourself
IF I WERE TO BE MYSELF I WOULD SLAM YOUR FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT
runt and proud 2bh
do any of you lads have the exclusive tinder?
because the vast majority of government supported remain before the vote
Are you at least wearing adidas sportswear?
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going shopping lads anyone want owt
scat salad pls x
>click verify once none are left
Hope it's this. I make it sometimes when I can be bothered. Delicious.
keeping UK together = globalist agenda
fuck off
need a new laptop
got any suggestions? want something slightly cheaper than a macbook