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Marriage is a scam

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Good morning Vietnam

>tattoos
gross

Bf literally just sent me this.

>Aussies on /brit/ unironically WANT to have other men shag their wife
HOWLING

wew how was it?

Cannot sleep longer than 5hrs without drugs

Feel like shit all the time

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good bro

Woman and their need for playing tricks is a scam

is that cannes

fucking stinky cow

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WEW

no

no

It just occurred to me that I could have studied medicine and become a fucking coroner, negating the need for social skills entirely

Fuck

>black dress and trainers

my kind of woman

no you couldn't have, you're too fucking dumb. In fact every British person i've ever spoken to Sup Forums has a double digit IQ.

post chavs pls i would post rochas

you'd have to cut up dead, sometimes extremely decomposed maggot-ridden bodies though

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Do you realise how fucking stupid it is to study medicine as a way to avoid a job without social contact?

To the Aussie last thread arguing about wanting other men to fuck his wife:
It's an exaggerated meme it becomes a "men's market". Young guys will fuck your wife if she's easy. Old guys too. It becomes easier for men but it's still unbalanced.

wonder what charli's hole smells like

But I'd still be a doctor.

SHAT AP BLAD

is depression just involuntary behavioural signalling that you have a small willy

>listening to david blaine talk

ahh yes, staying under water for 17 minutes didn't fuck with his brain AT ALL.

yeah I met a guy who I'm sure browses /r/the_donald or something similar

greeted each other and immediately asked me "how tall are you?" said idk around 6'1", his answer was "oh I'm probably taller"

we were discussing trump casually in a group and he was very argumentative about it, said something about minimum wage and he said "oh I bet you think it's good to have a high minimum wage huh?" and when he went on about clinton rigging the polls I said she wouldn't have rigged them because if people assumed she'd win people wouldn't bother voting for her, his response was "huh yeah guess her plan backfired"

he was asian and had to leave early because he goes to bed at 8:00

become an undertaker

I envy Angelo's. I want to be part of that larger commonwealth.

chavs

*gives you a tombstone piledriver*

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I'm INTJ apparently
sad

SOMETHING FOR THE RAG AND BONE MAN
OVER MY DEAD BODY

doable. saw some tribesman on tv the other day hold his breath for like 20 mins fishing

i'm ENTJ :/

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huh im probably taller than both of you then

Matters not. Scotland as a independent nation doesn't meet the criteria to join the EU anyway

i know it's doable, but it clearly isn't fucking healthy

cunt sounds like he has autism now.

>Girls Do Porn 20 YEARS OLD Absolutely Stunning Amateur gdp e297

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Oh my! Which one of you ladies did that!?

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRAPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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he's always been a bit spaz like 2bh

pretty sure you can train your lungs enough and be just fine though. that tribe fella had been doing it his whole life

INTP here

literally the smart but lazy meme personified

FUS ROH DAH!!

Rasheed bf.

I'm barely a queenslander, I live in sydney right now
I'm saying that if you live in a big city with no personal connection with guns (which you might get if you live in the outback and know people with them/ need to use them) then it's just an inherited yank fetish
my mum's family lived in longreach for a bit and yet even they never had any real exposure to guns afaik

>hacks your smart tv
>watches you wank upside down on the couch

really upsets me that i could look like this is i put the effort in, but i never will and will have a skellington cuerpo my entire life

estate agent's due in a minute to show people round my flat but i really need a poo lads.

>come to the under argentina
>no wacho mira a este pibito ingles blanquito
>hi, i'm from eng-
>VEENI PAPI TE HAGO UN PT
>*oral sex*

need a rasheeda gf

huh

Same.

these types of pictures of annoy me, they're literally never cooking anything. Vapid cunts

only got
>ingles blanquito
>papi
>*oral sex*
still, that's good enough for me

told myself I wouldn't drink last night and guess what I did lads

ONLY WENT AND BLOODY GOT DRUNK DINNI?

london is a pee pee soaked heckhole

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>wacho

is this slang

you know what uranium is right?

need a poo

bulletpoints caesar or not one word shall be read

It's a bad thing, innit?

pay up piggies

tallfags btfo

>if you like the colour green it must be because you saw it in the woolworths logo

>The sight was great amusement for the Gauls at first
>They laughed from battlements as the short statured frail and small handed Romans built their ladder
>They laughed until these frail creatures whom they looked on with contempt actually began to move the ladder

could do with 5 things right now
- A large payrise (i'm thinking £10k)
- The ability to rent a flat for less than 70% of my annual wage
- A KFC delivery service
- A gf who doesn't get upset when i dont want to see her.
- A Mazda MX5 2017 RF

Think my Tinder might be broken lads, I keep swiping right but I don't seem to be getting ANY matches.

wacho: no father, no mother.

ABSOLUTELY annoys me when friends get all angsty/fatalistic and send me messages about it

>oh user I haven't gotten up for 7 hours
>oh user I haven't done ANYTHING, haven't even had anything to drink or gone to the toilet
>oh user I might get something to eat, hmm... nah

Reminds me of some /brit/ posts desu

get bumble

Runt life

The only thing I need right now is a twenty deck of benson, my dole and a cup of tea

Wanker

Wacho was king of the Lombards before they entered Italy from an unknown date until his death in 539. His father was Unichis. Wacho usurped the throne by assassinating his uncle, King Tato.

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vale

por que estas en /brit/

>Like Henry VIII’s Thomas Cromwell, Trump’s Steve Bannon Is a ‘Brilliant and Cunning’ Strategist ‘Trying to Destroy the Existing Order’

if the lib dems are wrong about almost everything how do you know they're right about wanting to keep the UK together?

Purchased a counterfeit £20 in exchange for a pint last night
Going to try my luck with it in a paki shop

Day drinking and eating polish food, lads.

really hate musicals, lads

I have that too, it's even worse - although for some reason the girls there seem far more attractive. Think it attracts much more middle-class girls desu.

>twenty deck of benson

alri grandad

Yeah mate, might match one of the 10 girls that use it

>just bee yourself
IF I WERE TO BE MYSELF I WOULD SLAM YOUR FACE INTO THE PAVEMENT

runt and proud 2bh

do any of you lads have the exclusive tinder?

because the vast majority of government supported remain before the vote

Are you at least wearing adidas sportswear?

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going shopping lads anyone want owt

scat salad pls x

>click verify once none are left

Hope it's this. I make it sometimes when I can be bothered. Delicious.

keeping UK together = globalist agenda

fuck off

need a new laptop
got any suggestions? want something slightly cheaper than a macbook