Post your secrets

Post your secrets

Beat the shit out of a retarded kid in grade 9 and only got suspended for a week

Once or twice a day I'll beat the shit out of a pillow and pretend it's Cara Delevingne

If nobody is around I'll touch light switches with my feet

Was talking to this i liked girl for a while and I used to do alot of graffiti so I was out at like 3am and I walked passed her house and her car was unlocked and i fucked everything up and stole 30 bucks. Couple days later I hung out with her and pretend like I never did anything

I also used to fuck a Spiderman doll alot when I was a kid

Roommate A owes me $150, and he owes Roommates B and C about $200 each. We have been running spoiled milk and other shit through his Brita when he leaves the apartment.

Want more shit roommate A stories?

I've been spending at least $300 a month on hookers and I work a minimum wage job.

there was this one time in band camp that i blew this other kid and they loved it

Damn man, you need financial planning

So you can archive them? Fuck no.

I don't think I actually love anyone.

For some reason people just trust me and tell me things they shouldn't.

This girl I know told me that sometimes she daydreams about killing her 2 kids.

Then immediately said she had no idea why she told me that.

I am fairly certain im a sociopath.
I have an On again off again relationship with a Crazy arab girl. I Have Black Mailed most of my exes and I once got a Indian girl beat up by her family. I Pretty much am white and converted to islam for the Lolz

Searched my friend's computer for nudes of his girlfriend and found nudes of my own girlfriend. But they're not consensual, he taped her in the bathroom when she was over one day and took screenshots of her getting changed (we were going swimming, putting on bathing suits).
I can't tell him that I know he taped her, because then he'd know that I was looking though his computer and I can't tell her that I know because it'd ruin everyone's friendships and he'd know I went through his computer.
I'll take this secret to the grave.

>i stole 20 dollars from a nigger in my class when he dropped it
>after class he went full gorilla and started interrogating everyone as we left
>starts directing his rage towards me since i sit behind him
>"you must have seen something, or is it that you took it?"
>start to sweat since he looked like hes about to tear his shirt off and beat bananas out of me
>fuck it last chance
>i think i saw clayton pick something up as he was walking by
>he immediately turns around like a predator looking for his meal
>sees clay walking along not one bit interested in the drama
>mfw he went full ooga booga and sucker punched him
>mfw he found 20$ in his wallet
>mailed him from fake adress with 30$ a few weeks later since i still felt bad after 3 weeks

no

dubs checked
anyways

this is when you think like a businessman. you want his gf's nudes, he wants yours.

>come clean and tell him
>tell him why u were on his comp (to get at his gf's nudes)
>then reciprocating with "if u want, ill get u nudes from my gf"
>"but in exchange, i want ur gf's nudes"
>make a deal
>both dudes are happy

cmon fam

never really got over my first girlfriend. broke up almost a year ago and ive have two girlfriends since but i never got over my first one. combined years and relationship was 8 years. Now, we dont even talk....

my my cars mom tried to friend me in the back of my fingers

>$300 a month on hookers

is that one half-decent hooker or 10 crackwhores per month

I faked my own death.

Two half-decent hookers

Storytime?

I have a solution that benefits everybody here user
>start thread
>dump pics in thread of 'girl you filmed in bathroom'
>somebody 'recognises' her part way through
>'user' sends pics to you and her
>you both confront him with thread as evidence
>he knows somebody fucked him over but not who

if it's been a long time since you were at his computer he wont suspect you.

What happened

I have a shit ton of creep shots of girls in my grade 9 class stored in a private photo vault that requires a passcode to get into.

share!
i have fapped at my work to a lady washing dishes. my secret btw

kik share, ill trade?

i took over the world
>it's a secret

Dban his hard drive

I wish to end my life, but I don't want to hurt my family.
Nothing really makes me happy; at best I get temporary relief from feeling simultaneously sick, tired, and like I'm the scum of the earth.
I feel selfish for even typing this.

...

I have weird sexual fetishes ever since I was a kid. I've put anything on my dick that you can imagine, paint, nail Polish, grease, ants, mosquitoes. I'm also fairly certain I'm schizophrenic

I am a guy and I like 1D

k

For years you all have ridiculed me for my looks and weight well now you've gone too far. I've been collecting every possible cold and flu medicine off the shelves of local businesses for the past few weeks. Using the medicine I take small amounts of medicine, soon I will create the ultimate flu virus immune to all cures. After my child is ready I'll go to local restaurants and theaters and share my gift to the world.

This ones my fav

Kill yourself newfag

still goin

My secret is: I still love all my chaturbate girls :)

ayy

Keep changing text cuz autistic anti spam

done. My vault has like at least 100 of them but I'm lazy af

I stole panties from my friends sister when I was housesitting for them

I broke into my friend's house when I was ten years old. I took a Colt with me in case anybody happened to be inside. The only reason I did it was because I wanted to use his internet connection to look at porn.

Four years later, I burglarized a dozen houses. I was eventually caught and spent three weeks in juvenile detention. Sometimes, before, during, and after that period, I'd fantasize about murdering people. Once I almost did it, but realized that I was a stupid teenager and would probably get caught. Another time, I brought a fold-up saw to school with the intention of cutting a bully's head off in class; he didn't show up that.

I don't think I'm a terrible person. Almost a decade has passed since all of that happened. I have feelings and cry when I lose out in relationships or make mistakes which hurt other people. However, I'm relatively sure that I could probably put a bullet in a bad stranger's head for a few thousand dollars. When one of my close friends died, I was shaken for about a month. I drank for a while and then got over it.

I don't know what was wrong with me when I was a kid. I feel like I've made a lot of emotional progress since then, and try my hardest to be honest and decent to all around me. I pick up trash, am nice to animals, and don't go behind anyone's back.

But my past and previous fuck-ups still make me wonder.

hihi,
shoutout to mah bros 2

trips of terror

became friends during an annual summer camp and eventually we started dating. we lived on state apart but i had family in the same town she did so visiting was easy. years go by and yaddah yaddah. fast foward to last year.... said some shit in that i just kinda blabbered about and she was offened big time and we never really recovered. month and a half later i fly out to her prom.... shittiest night (and week) of our lives. In may she comes out we can attend and extension of the camp toegher. that was may and alsowhen it all fell apart.... talked to her maybe once over summer. Never got over her 100% and i think about her all the time and shes in my dreams fairly often. theres a chance we will cross paths in may and honetly i want to see her although i know how shitty it will befor me ....

I had a fuck buddy (gay) from when I was 12 to when I was 15, he was 19 when it started, never felt like I was being raped or abused, but now I have a rape fetish, so I think it might have messed me up in the head even though I didn't realize it at the time

this...is an option I didn't realise existed

hello mr trump

aimed at

Also, feel free to ask me anything about it. I know pretty much everything about being a known sperm donor. It's funny how most 25 year old guys are trying not to get women pregnant while I am lol.

had a good laugh out of this lol

Yea, had to reupload it was giving me issues. Lol yep, honestly so many guys on the site just want to get laid and many of them do. Most admins look down upon it, but some women prefer to have sex with guys to have a child.

I cum into little plastic cups of hard gum, freeze it to harden over, and give it to my ride passengers

Uncle molested me when I was a kid. I fucking loved it.

thanks 4 rp i cam

sometimes i bump threads

did you delete your leddit profile just then out of fear or was that a while ago

A friend of mine pised me off and i dosed his shot with a gram of tina. And he let me face fuck him while his gf was at the hospital. Now when he gets any kind of high he goes gay for me. Nobodyy knows

>be me
>15 years old, sophomore year
>write a list of girls I'd date from my school.
>list comes up to 15 girls.
>best friend (who was also number 1 on the list) finds it in my notes.
>Asks what it is.
>say its a list of people I still need to get gifts for (christmas time)
>She falls for it.
>Have to buy gifts for everyone on the list to make her believe me
>buy little things or christmas cards with money
>totally falls for it and calls me cute for it.
>Every other girl on the list eventually finds out I have a thing for them.
>number one still clueless
>Still hopelessly in love with everything about her
>Be me as I write this
>18, Nursing student, life is good.
>She sits next to me in my classes cause she doesnt want to feel alone.
>Totally still in love with her.
>Still have the list.
>She's still number 1
>Shes still clueless

I finger fucked a dog

I masturbated and came to human cake.

Speak engrish prease

dude relax I'm not doing anything, just found your profile on the site so I could see if I can do the same thing. you're not being doxxed

Aveces fantaseo relaciones sexuales con mi mejor amigo y me gusta la idea de besarlo

When I was little I used to make a game out of faking injuries and blaming it on someone/something else. The worst offense is when I faked a dog bite (as best a 7 year old can) and blamed it on the neighbors dog. The dog ended up being put down. Still feel guilty about it to this day.

When I was a kid I became addicted to breaking into houses in my neighborhood. These were small houses, barely bigger than trailers, and it was a new neighborhood being built up on the edge of town so there weren't many people around, we were off on our own.

I stole a key to my neighbors house where two girls my age (one a year younger and the other a year older) lived with their single mother. I didn't steal money or anything, I just liked exploring peoples houses and snooping on their secrets. I found all kind of stuff in their house.

>stole their keys but wait weeks to use it, go into their house one afternoon everyone is gone
>literally just come in the sliding glass backdoor, no beeping alarm or anything, didn't even consider silent alarm
>just wandering their bedrooms, starting with their mothers
>find thongs, lingerie, and eventually a dildo and fuzzy handcuffs
>get one of my first hardons and don't know what to do
>go into older sisters room, peak in her underwear drawer, read her journal (where she talks about wanting to watch me and my best friend make out and jerk off, which blew my mind at that age).
>end up getting naked and rubbing my dick all over her sheets and pillow
I snuck into there so many times, I've got a load of stories of finding them home or catching them doing weird shit.

who got spooked?
what was it?
I can't find the post

I have masturbated once in walmart

it was a guy who screenshot his kinks from fetlife

I sometimes check the Facebooks of people I went to high and middle school(s) with to see how their lives are going. I see how much farther behind I keep falling compared to others, and use the anger from that to stay motivated about weight loss and studying Japanese.

how can you even jack off in dirty bathrooms

Molestation runs deep in my family, atleast back to my grand parents. They abused my mom and aunts and uncles who then abused my older cousins who did the same to me. It didn't feel wrong it's just what my family did.

what stories?

>studying Japanese
uh oh

Tell moar

*sigh*

What?

And I already know about the culture, xenophobia, society, etc.

I actually find some peace inside those bathrooms. I work at one so I spend some time hiding in there.

Nice
De donde eres?

>3rd year of highschool
>the week leading up to valentines day
>a few acquaintances and some less than friendly individuals I know are in
relationships
>singing chorus delivering candy grams for $5 a pop
>idea.7z
>bring 35 sheckles
>spend it all on candy grams
>send them out to the aforementioned people
>write the name of another one of those people as the sender
>for example: A is dating B and C is dating D, send D a candy gram from A, and B one from C
>everyone is against everyone
>two fights happen between some of the more aggresive fellows who felt their bros were going after their women
>sit back and watch it all
>never found out

it's not that.

Yes, I'm a weeaboo.

>what?

Please don't tell me you're a weeb

I have a friend who moved to japan a few years ago after studying the language.

he now works for a computer game company in tokyo, has a smart and pretty japanese wife, and just had his first kid

he was attractive and funny tho

Please educate me

Why are people so obessed with Japan? Is it because of the anime?

I carry a gun but i am sad because there are very few black people where i live so i will probably never get to use it

>he was attractive and funny tho

also tall, forgot to mention tall
like 6'5" tall

I'm 5'5"

Card-carrying, in fact.

Kinda what I want to do, though I'm unattractive and not worried about women anyway.

It's been this way my while life. I respect other countries nearby as well (the Koreas will ALWAYS have a special place in my heart, since I spent my early-20s in one of them), but Japan has always 'stuck out' to me, and not just for the popular culture. On many days, I often just want to stop and focus on learning Mandarin and re-learning Korean instead, but I'm in too deep at this point.

thats ok, you fit on the trains better

Me too. It's not fun.

I constantly talk trash to my friends about furfags and how they are disgusting
Even though I am a furfag

whats a furfag

I still love you Lexi. Even though you have moved on. I'm happy you're happy, but I will always love you

I had a friend who shit talked bronies before being exposed as one himself. He's since reformed though.

it's like a fur bag but more feminine

I let my cousin fuck me.. not proud of it, mixed emotions about it that just led to disappointment.

This shit newfag

>years ago, be 15/16
>on omegle
>be desperate and horny
>'asl?'
>17f us
>awfuckyea.dwg
>we chat for a bit, I ask her if she wants to 'do dirty talk' or something dumb like that
>she's into it
>I lead and make a dom/slave rp for us
>cum a lot
>chat some more, then round 2
>she takes the lead, now she's domme
>hottest rp I've ever done
>painfully hard cumming
>'user have you heard of kik? Add me'
>make a kik profile and add her
>we chat for the next four nights
>both get REALLY involved, she sends some nudes
>suddenly realize this is not healthy to RP with some random girl I've never met and get immediately attached through it (might have overreacted at the time)
>tell her we needed to stop and stopped answering her
>felt extremely, EXTREMELY guilty for like a month, might have been some sort of depression
>eventually snapped out of it

I've never told any of my friends any of this happened