Riskiest place you've ever jerked off? mine was in a semi busy parking lot

riskiest place you've ever jerked off? mine was in a semi busy parking lot
pic unrelated

Back of the school bus in 10th grade.

this is now a noodles thread

Was watching a my neighbors dog at her house. She was a total milf, huge tits/big ass deal going on. I fed the dog and wandered into the upstairs bedroom and went into her closet and smelled her panties and licked her high heels then cummed into her panties and later into her sink.

Porn room in a movie rental store.

standing behind my blinds, watching girls at the bus stop right outside my window

Inside a lighthouse. It was left unlocked, I fapped inside it. After that I smashed all he spare lights inside and left.

those lights are like $5000 per bulb

>School
>>>>>>>

>the $20000 fap

you're not alone, user

It was my most satisfying jack ever.

Didn't you look for her toys? I house sat for an ex once (after we broke up and I was in the cucked denial she'll take me back phase) and vibed my cock with her dirty panties wrapped around it and another pair in my mouth. Then in the moment of post-jizz clarity I realised she wouldn't take me back so I pissed under her pillow. But still.

A cinema wearing
>Pick related

Yes.

>but still

In a waiting room in dentists office. Did it very slowly through the pocket of my jeans. There was some mom sitting across the room with a really low cut shirt. I was 13 at the time.

16 years old worked in a library after school, went to bathroom to jerk off.

I have a high heel fetish so i was lookin for those

Back of my chem class this year, to a girl sitting two seats left curvy asf fat ass big tiddies

Fair enough

in the middle of science class
lights were off, teacher putting notes on the projector
grinding my dick while staring at the tiny bit of panties poking up from the jeans of the girl in front of me