My tinder date almost killed me. AMA

my tinder date almost killed me. AMA

was he hot?

intrigued
go on

What happened?

*she was yeah, probably why I stuck around even though the whole thing was crazy from the start

did you choke on dick?

nice. how did it happen?

greentext it please

timestamp TITS or GTFO , than tell us what happened.

this

Matches with this girl I knew from highschool who was really quiet but hot, she invited me to go upstate to a concert with her a couple friends. I didn't know that between now and when I knew her she went full crazy girl mode and was like a fucking tornado

rode me like no other girl has though. God damn.

pls

>no grentext
>OP is instant fag

The most nigger story

you're a newfag who can't greentext a story, gg

>met a girl you used to know
>went to a concert had fun
>went back for sex
>you fuck her blandly
>woman actually does some work and tries to enjoy self
>"omg she tried to kill me wtf"

Okay

>match with girl I knew from highschool on tinder
>she was shy and quiet but really attractive
>she was kind of an emo back then
>now she's a crazy hot goth bitch that looks like she would cut your throat while she fucks you
>exactlymyfetish.jpg
>she invites me on a whim to go upstate to a concert with her a couple friends
>"if you're down I'll be over tonight to pick you up"
>we've never met up before and she wants me to go with her on a three hour drive and stay in a hotel with her and several other people
>agree for some reason
>she pulls up and loud music is blaring from the car
>all of her friends are kinda goth/punk looking like her
>two girls in the back seat and some dude
>I sit in the front with her
>the music sounds like something out of a demented circus
>she drives like a manic
>seems more focused on the music than the road
>going like 90 mph just for the hell of it and singing along to the weird music
>the country highway is open so she starts swerving a bit for "fun"
>oh god we're gonna die
>she finally calms down
>I turn it down so we can talk
>her friends use this as an opportunity to offer me drugs
>awkwardly decline
>she teases me about being a pussy
>joking flirt that if she keeps going like that I'll make her be quiet
>"I dare you"
>say I can't because she's driving
>she suddenly swerves and pulls over
>climbs on top of me
>friends laugh and just leave for a smoke break
>have best sex of my entire life
>afterwards she says she's bored of driving
>I offer to take over
>she sucks me off while I'm driving and says the nastiest shit ever in my ear
>her friends in the back just act like it's normal

lame as fuck

That is fucking hot.

so she almost kills you by driving clumsily
what a fucking letdown

This is exactly how to ruin a thread, hype it up with as little information as possible and then ruin it with the shit-brick it really is. You call this a story? you sound like an autistic faggot. No wonder you're into gothic punk girls.

Just because women are bad drivers doesn't mean she was trying to kill you, retard. Also your story got very unbelievable toward the end.

>her and her friends break out some booze
>they're all buzzed and singing along to the music
>she offers me some
>say no
>"you're no fun!"
>grabs the wheel and makes us swerve
>freak out and keep us from going in a ditch
>she's just giggling at me like it's funny
>at this point just don't want to get in a car crash
>we stop for gas
>she fucks me in the backseat of the car while her friends get food
>"I bet you aren't kinky enough for me"
>ask what she means
>" I bet you aren't into all the kinks I am, I'm too kinky for you"
>"well I bet you're wrong"
>she looks at me like a fucking animal
>"fine, close your eyes"
>she ties my hands up to the car door
>figure she's just going to tie me up so whatever
>she starts riding me
>she pulls out her knife from a pocket in the back seat
>wait what
>"trust me it feels good"
>tell her to untie me
>"babe that's not how this game works"
>she moves her hips again and fuck it feels good
>I decide to give it a shot
>she sensation of her cutting me while riding me is so fucking weird but not exactly bad
>she doesn't go too deep
>scratches me with her pointy sharp fake nails
>she starts moving towards my throat
>scratching harder
>clawing at my throat/neck hard enough to draw blood
>"you're so cute, i wish I could've hurt you back then too"

Got any rare pepes?

you fucking faggot why don't you lighten up. you would have probably had a good time if you weren't so bothered with the "ifs and buts"

>start to realize she's actually crazy
>I cum and get dressed
>text my friend where I am and to come get me
>try to stall so we stay at the rest stop
>she gets impatient and just says we're leaving
>see her take some pills before driving again, don't know what though
>my friend says he's almost where we were
>ask her to pull over
>she asks why
>tell her I realized I can't go and my friend is going to pick me up
>she's visibly annoyed
>"we were having so much fun though!"
>tell her seriously to pull over
>she says no
>she floors it and speeds up
>repeat again for her to let me out
>her friend reaches from the back seat and opens my fucking door
>other friend reaching for my seat belt
>what the FUCK is happening
>"what's wrong? You want out, so get out. Stop being a little bitchboy"
>they're all laughing like this is funny
>tell her to stop being fucking crazy
>she laughs and tries fucking pushing me out of the moving car
>her friends in the back join in
>she speeds up
>this goes on for a couple minutes
>she starts swerving to throw me around my seat as they keep opening the door
>eventually she slams on the breaks and pulls over and before I can move her friends open my door again
>she literally kicks me out of the car in the middle of the desert at night
>laughs and yells something at me
>backs her car towards me until I jump across the ditch on the side of the road
>her friends throw my stuff out of the window as they drive off
>friend showed up about half an hour later

I deleted tinder

I've seen better stories in GTA3

even this made up crap is more believable than the other 2 pieces of the story you wrote before

You were a party pooper, admit it