So i matched with this girl on tinder and idk wtf to say she's so damn hot tho plz help

So i matched with this girl on tinder and idk wtf to say she's so damn hot tho plz help

Say whatever you want, she's deaf.

Fucking /thread

>here for British men and/or funny as fuck men (that means you think farts are hilarious)

"I heard you liked British blokes, What's the difference between Princess Diana and Elton John?

Princess Diana was never the Queen of England.

it is a fat trans trashy garbage what did you expect?

You cant say anythint, shes deaf, speak with dick

do you know how to count calories?

>Fake tits tranny
Don't bite

Ask her if she swallows and how many dates till anal.

Ok ill text her what whoever rolls dubs says

"hey u wan sum fuk ?"

There you do

Well that was quick, OP better deliver

Tell her how much she looks like a man, lesbian bitches love looking like men

Ask her if she takes thick shits.

tell her that this is coincidence, since you are actually here for plus sized models and/or 5'5 girls. And even better that my loud awkward farting will be less of a problem than usual. This is not a coincidence, this is destiny I dare say

what say you?

Work

this is actually good haha

Post update you cuck

Fucking gateway error waiting on her reply

OP lives in los angeles

Topkek

Then so do you

delivard
yes yes

Sup Forums as of now is pretty slow though

no one cares

Lol i think shes dtf thanks Sup Forums

go ahead, cont

Whoops wrong pic

you done did it boy

She wants sum D+ cuddles, do it OP don't be a faggot.

ask for nudez

>she replied

GLORIOUS VICTORY
You have gained 47 experience points.
You have leveled up.
You have learned a new ability: Continue.

godspeed

wrap yo dick.

take pics and post

usually I can only dish out 2 of the 3, but if you laugh at my awkward fart jokes and don't betray my cuddling expectations of a plus size woman then perhaps I can make an exception..

Now reply:

"Fo sho. Meet up?"

don't wait for a response, next send her another message indicating a time and place

That's some top notch cringe right there lad.

thanks OP, now i see there are girls as dumb as Sup Forums, now i want to try too

Now you say: "u wut m8? I swear on me mum i'll bash yur fukin skull in u gobshite"

>Rollin

Is you favourite band Def Leppard?

If I get trips you have to ask if she's a tranny

Sweet looks like ill be sucking on some DDD titties this week

Tell her "Whats the point of living in this shithole of despair called Life?" then "Oh srry was for my mum so u wan som fuk r not fkin landwalle?"

Do you like memes?

Say you're going to touch where her step dad wish he could

...

this

...

More updates op?

"what's your number?"

Godspeed, OP.
I hope you fuck her.

of course she wants food. tell her to send a pic

Mother of god..
user, if you dont wrap her around your cock, I will hate you.

Checked

Seriously if you dont get laid now, just kys faggot.

This doesn't seem suspicious to anyone? She's willing, so fast, to do this with someone she just met? That seems like a red flag to me.

Op wants to fuck, not marry. Obvious whore

Dude she's a slut, that's all.

Welcome to Tinder.

Tindr is not an app to be building relationships.

Its used to fuck locals in you area that is linked to a facebook for better security than scam dating sites

Also clearly a whore.

>not realizing all women are whores in 2017

Are you craving Italian Plankton dish?

How to spot the beta male who gets no matches.

And im sexy

"My place or yours? I'll bring the noodle, you obviously have the meatballs"

You look better pissed off and half naked than fully clothed and happy.

cheked
and update us OP

What criteria dit you put in to get her?

"Deaf Walruses"?

Why does she need a British dude? If she's hard of hearing then she won't be able to tell anyway...

Rolling

Stfu, like you could do better

roll

I'will take you to a good italian and afterwards it's on

>10/10 body
>Showing lots of skin in main pic
>Vague description.
>The word "fuck" in the description.
100% certainty this is spam.

how does she have breast implants at 18 ?

fat deaf nigger, but still a great thread

Now just pick a place and time user.

None of these cringy "so funny" comments.

Go user, go get your dick sucked by the deaf big titty hobbit.

Awww... Did you get stood up by a Tinder date, user?

Aww, poor user... Did you get stood up by a Tinder date, so now you don't trust anyone remotely attractive on it?

She is pushing them up and inward with her hands.

>All these doubles
>One is mine
>Some of them are wishing OP fucks

This is nice

You can't run 12 miles with a boner, I can......

Woah

And here's another. Check 'em!

are you fucking serious m8
THAT WORKED?

kys loser

Ok? Ur heaps cool

OP have you fucked her yet?

Pics or it did not happen.

Oh god. Is it summer already?

There are no "models" online, it's a cat fishing explanation for why you can find 10,000 pics of them online

Are you owing up to the fact that you are:
1. Fat
2. Unfit
3. Impotent

???

Kek, nah i wouldnt say im fat, probably just average, i was just letting you reiterate my point that you're an arrogant cunt

Please, oh please post some more of those magnificent tits! if she has more pictures like that

Lol ur stupid if you think she's actually a model every average looking girl calls themselves a mode after doing photoshoots with some dude with a nice camera that she met on instagram

Yet again OP is a foggot for being avarage, not delivering and having a cunt view in life.

Not even OP you fucking twat, and a 'cunt view'? Nice one, got me

Mohammed! Are you claiming OPs find and launching a anti harpoon campaign or what?

She likes the song Off To The Races, which features a lot of daddy fucked me lyrics, so you should basically just tell her you want her to come be your baby girl, and to choke on your cock.