I'm trying to convince my girl to try anal but she wont budge any thoughts Sup Forums

i'm trying to convince my girl to try anal but she wont budge any thoughts Sup Forums

Let her peg you first.

This can be discussed later..

A) It's no good really. I haven't done it for years, vagina ftw.
B) Dat novelty value tho... You can maybe interest her in anal action by playing with her asshole while finger blasting or licking her pussy? Good luck user

Do aittle boopadesdee pow

Anal is only fun for the first minutes. Then it gets loose and feels shit.

Smashed my wifes pooper two times and it was totally amazing for the both of us. Fucked up the third time and now the pooper is off limits.

How to tell her this?

Tell her you need your prostate stimulated to reduce your risk of getting cancer, then convince her it was amazing and that she should give it a try.

Dafuq...

Dood... Just spoon fuck her and then play with her asshole with the tip of your dick while you rub her clit. Then when she's into it, stick just the very tip in and just repeat very... Very.. Very slowly.. Then when you've got 3/4 of the tip in, take it out and lube up your cock with her juices. Especially the tip. Then repeat the tip in/out thing till you're in. If she says stop then stop. If not...... GO FOR IT SLOWLY. enjoy.

My gf said she wanted anal for Christmas but I told her no. Didn't say why, but personally I feel it's degenerate and damaging to a healthy relationship. If I wanted that shit I'd just fuck random girls in the ass.

Just get her drunk. Every girl will let you fuck em up the ass once they are drunk. Fact.

Don't be a pussy- sure, suggest it outside the bedroom but if you really want to. Just make it part of the foreplay- tease her a little and persuade her that way. Did you think your diction would solve this?

Absolutely. Only in bed, in the missionary position, with the lights off and the curtains drawn, eh?. Otherwise it's degenerate.

You'd rather fuck strangers in the ass than own every part of your womans body. What is wrong with you?

eat her ass

Good question

Just leave Sup Forums right now. Shut off your computer and never come back.

Nah we do plenty of kinky shit, but I'm just not into anal. Seems gross to me. I've done it with girls before and just ended up with shit on my dick, nothing hot about that.

Yeah I'd rather fuck strangers than get shit on my dick. I already own my girl's body, no need to put my dick in her ass and have her shit on my bed.

Have you tried....getting over it or breaking up with her?

>leave Sup Forums
Alright faggot, how about you fuck some bitch in the ass and pull your dick out covered in shit, then see how keen you are on anal.

Done it. Don't care. It's called a shower. You have no idea what that is you forever alone NEET faggot.

>forever alone NEET faggot.
Whatever faggot, I've had chicks actually request anal with me. I'm doing fine. And there's not a goddamn thing wrong with having a problem with shit on my fucking dick. Taking a shower afterward doesn't change the fact tht there was shit on my dick. I'd rather blow my load in her pussy or her throat than waste in her ass, faggot.

Anal is literally for fags.

Never fucked a ass, but I keep telling my gf I want to. I don't really care either way, but I figure if I keep pushing something she doesn't want, it's easier to get her to do other taboo stuff because she thinks "at least he's not fucking my butt"
>tfw so far so good

Anal is for domination. Nice humble brag. Enjoy the vanilla sex you cuck. I hope your girl breaks up with you for a nigger that'll give it to her the way she wants it. IN HER POOPER.

Try anal for yourself, that'll be more convincing.
My ex used to tell me she'd try anal if I did. I got pegged and told her it wasn't my thing, but it turned out she liked anal so I ended up fucking her tight ass almost as often as her pussy.

Not enough lube? Or was there poopdick involved?

Why did you ask her, OP? Hold her down and wrong-hole her.

>humble brag
Yeah I know but it was relevant. If she breaks up with me looking for a nigger to rail her in the ass then that's no great loss on my part, is it? I'll find another chick sooner or later.

>enjoy the vanilla sex
Believe it or not, vanilla sex can be just fine if you're both actually attracted to each other and not just looking for crazy kinks to make up fpr the fact that you both think the other is kinda gross.

WHY DO YOU WANT TO FUCK YOUR MOM UP HER ASS?

TAHLIA LET ME TRY ANAL!

Anyone got that mless video where the dude is fucking his girl and then starts doing Anal and she keeps saying she doesn't want anal and starts crying but he keeps assfucking her anyway?

/b5grf3

10/10 kek

This is why your girl and every subsequent girl will break up with you. They're gonna get bored with the vanilla and they're gonna want chocolate.

Are you particularly alpha? Does she regard you as such, regardless of how alpha you are or are not?

Because seriously, anal is a given if she thinks you are a god.

What's wrong with you that you talk about "owning" women? That kinda mentality is way more fucked up than wanting to F your girl in the A

>inb4 betacuckstorm

I feel your pain OP. Ex didn't want to try anal and I asked her why, and what happened is that her last boyfriend drugged her during New Years and raped her asshole. She still gets nightmares of him.

I still want to find that son of a bitch and beat the shit out of him.

Stop being beta. Don't think she'll refuse Chad anal.

Anyone with any smarts uses condoms in anal sex.
Having had e. Coli and chlamydia simultaneously as a result of some free-style rump-riding I can assure you it's not fun.
A fairly good percentage of sexually active women and girls are carrying chlamydia, and don't know it. A guy can get over a bout in a month or so unless he has other urinary problems. Then it can get serious; blood in your piss serious.

she had a bad experience that's the only reason shes saying no

totally missed and hit the hole during doggie with my ex wife once. she clinched and almost cried.

>404
f-funny joke user

Protip: It's easier to ask for forgiveness, then to ask for permission.

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You should just fuck his ass and kill two birds with one stone.

Shut up you SJW bitch. OP is trying to get some anal and you're showing your snowflake side. GTFO MAH Sup Forums.

Dont follow this op because your dick is gonna be too big for it. You got to use fingers and let her asshole get used to something in there. You got to stretch out that asshole slowly and with patience.

>chocolate
Yeah, you mean shit on my dick and all over the bed? No thanks. Keep your degenerate fucking fetishes to yourself because your sterilized porn movies taught you it was normal. You think it'll make you an alpha to convince a girl to have anal with you. I've had multiple girls request anal with me and I told them no. What does that make me, faggot?

Dicks aren't meant to go in asses, simple as that. I'm down with all kinds of shit but anal is fucking degenerate and harmful to both parties involved.

Bait, this has to be bait. If she wants anal from you, that means you mean a lot to her, you stupid fuck.

Not me but funny to see again.

I don't give a shit about anal. Anal sex is great. Doesn't mean you "own" shit.

Its a figure of speech you troglodyte. I could have just as easily said "know your woman completely" or some similar epithet.

Tell her to clean before doing anal then. Get a eneme or something, just look up how to get ready for anal online.

Everything about this is terrible advice. Go slow and use your fingers. and for fucks sake don't double dip just to get her juices. If you go ass to pussy she WILL get a deadly infection.
I fucked my ex in the ass then pussy once, changed condom in between, and she still got an infection so bad the doc said she was pissing chunks of kidney out by the time she got antibiotics.

It makes you a little bitch. You're only here in this world to eat sleep and fuck your way to death. Why not enhance her life with a big ol dick her ass?you selfish prick. Also, gg on the humble bragging. Again.

Ooh. Troglodyte! But riddle me this genius, if I was a Troglodyte, how would I be using a computer? Would I be typing this from the ocean floor with my little tiny arthropod legs?

>Boom Roasted

Oh yeah and the other thing that makes this advice insanely retarded. Use proper lube and lots of it!

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Different user here.. Im married and my wife loves anal. We have a very sexual and very stable relationship. We both enjoy anal, I think its dirty/kinky/taboo, so does she, we both think it feels good and she gets off way harder so it's a win win.

She never knew how much she'd like it, and she was the first woman I was successful in penetrating anally, she'd tried with orevious bfs but they were either too forward or she was too self conscious about it.

I fuck her in the ass almost every time we fuck, hell even if i start in her vag she wants to cum with me in her ass so that's where I finish. Out of the hundreds of times i've playes her back-nine I have got shit on my dick a handful of times... which its nothing a quick wipe with a paper towel and a wet rag can't fix. Never had a UTI either, just piss after you fuck

Stop being a scared virgin and slam some dirty ass

It's not bait, I swear it's true. She said she wanted anal for Christmas, I said no. Didn't tell her why I said no, but the reasons are that I think it's fucking gross, and I think it's degenerate. I'd just as soon fuck a man in the ass as my girlfriend, both are equally nasty and prone to disease.

>just tell her to do an enema and don't eat for 12 hours
Yeah that's an option, or I could just put my dick in her pussy or her mouth. A lot easier and it feels better too. I've done anal with a few girls before and I'm telling you, it ain't at all what it's made out to be. It's really a let down.

>only here in this world to eat sleep and fuck your way to death
Says you, faggot. I'm here to start a healthy family and raise them well.

>Also, gg on the humble bragging. Again.
My dick is over 7 inches long, how's that for a humble brag you whiny fuck. That's another part of why I don't do anal, girls can't take it and I usually get shit AND blood on my dick.

Don't listen to these trolls OP. It's impossible to fuck a living girl's asshole. It's a dirty secret of porn, but only dead girl's have loose enough assholes to plow. Every anal sex scene you've ever seen has either used, dead girls butts, sex toy fascimilies of anal sex, or clever use of CGI to make it look like a guy is having anal sex with a living girl. I know because I am one of the buttsex CGI guys for Vivid.

>TL;DR the only way to have anal is to kill your girlfriend.

>Stop being a scared virgin and slam some dirty ass
I'm far from a virgin, fucker. I've fucked girls in the ass before. I still think it's gross and unpleasant, and that their pussies feel much better (maybe because that's what they were made for, huh?) and their mouths too.

Worst meme ever
She'll just think you're a faggot and go fuck niggers instead

>my sex life is just like everyone else's!
>it's really a let down
4 u

I prefer my wifes asshole, but they're both good depending on the mood. Sometimes any hole is a goal

Good for you. In my experience, pussies and mouths feel way better than asses. They have a tight entrance but aside from that it's textureless and bland.

Stop being scared of an orifice, faggot

Actually thinking on that. Give him a taste of his own medicine.

Only drawback is if he likes it, then goddamit.

And how do you start a family eh? By eating, sleeping and fucking with your girl.

Also, 7 inches is impressive. I'll give you that one.

You're so autistic it's surprising you've ever got laid

7 inches isn't impressive. This is Sup Forums. Everyone here is packing at least 9 inches.

Also.. I can't believe you're denying your gf 7 inches of pure butthole pleasure. If were her I'd break up with you.

nah,no black guys come here

I ain't scared you faggot. Like I said, I've fucked enough girls in the ass to know it ain't great. The entrance is tight but aside from that it's textureless and bland. Mouths and pussies feel way better and are less fucking trouble. I don't get shit and blood on my fucking cock that way.

Yeah, eating, sleeping, and fucking plenty. Doesn't mean anal. And my dick ain't just long, it's fucking wide too. Maybe some small weiner bastards are enjoying their anal because the chick barely feels it but it's not for me.

Nice. I wonder how many fucking virgins are critiquing my sexual preferences based on experience right now.

I bet you're a man.

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You are correct. I am a man. A man who likes to plow buttholes.

What's funny is that actual studies of dick length show whites have the biggest dicks on average when the researchers actually physically measured the dicks. Blacks had the biggest dicks in self-reported studies.

You keep telling yourself that cracka.

see if she will let another dude do it

Hahaha I will, faggot. White men are the most widely desired male demographic on the planet. Blacks, Mexicans, Asians, they all want some white cock. And I'm happy to give it to them.

So wait, this grosses you out then?

Kek, my wife is a complete sub. I come home from work and my wife is ready for me. Ass in the air lubed and ready to go. Hell sometimes she prefers it without the lube, only her own spit. Best part, she craves a good ass fucking, like you can tell it's not just for me, she just plain wants it in her ass.

my gf freaked out when i asked her the first time 5 years ago.
i licked her ass just a couple of hours ago, she loves it when i fuck her and stuff a finger in her ass while fucking.
she regularly wants to give me a rimjob when she gives me blowjobs.

her opinion just changed over time. i never really talked about stuff like that, i never pressured her.
all i did was licking her pussy for years, from time to time i licked her asshole too and that's it. after a while i asked if it was ok for me to lick her ass too, i'm talking 2 years in the relationship.
she was extremely prude and stuckup. conservative catholic girl.
she's kinky and naughty as fuck now like me.

just don't fucking pressure her, idiot.
anal isn't even that nice, i think i don't even want to fuck her ass. i rather stuff her with a buttplug and fuck her as usual. she freaking loves it.
anal was fun with my ex but it's not really neccessary, faggot.

i'm also 7'' and my gf takes my cock in her ass whenever i ask, you're just fucking have weak willed bitches, the ass is made to stretch.
>Never had shit on my cock either, a proper diet with adequate fiber prevents that. Once again you're fucking inadequate women, funny for such a pious cunt.
Also, you said no to your gf wanting anal; you realise a relationship is give/take, right?

People are into what they're into man, don't go telling people it's not all it's made up to be. I can fuck a pussy for hours but nut in less than 5 minutes in my girls ass.
Different people like different things, man.

>Start a health family.
Mate, i'm /fit/pol/lit/ too, but you seriously can't believe that happy family shit, right? look at how the world is, your kids are going to be staring at screens untill tech develops further and they're living in them.
Humanity is doomed, and they won't be living a happy life, they won't even be living. they'll simply be alive, acting as cattle.

amen, brother.
i mean, if she really insists i'd fuck her ass, but if not i could still use a buttplug and fuck her as usual.

>you're just fucking have weak willed bitches
Like I said, before I settled down with a long term GF I used to fuck plenty of girls. And almost all of them wanted anal at one point or another which was usually pretty great for them, but it was pretty fucking gross and boring for me. Lotsa shit and blood on my dick while they were getting off, not my thing.

>Also, you said no to your gf wanting anal; you realise a relationship is give/take, right?
Right, and I'll give what I wanna give. If she's not happy with that then so be it, I'll find another girl. I know this is Sup Forums and nobody will believe me but I do just fine with women and I'm not about to settle with some half-decent bitch. It's all good or I'm out.

>but you seriously can't believe that happy family shit, right?
I seriously do. I plan to have at least 3 children with a quality woman and raise them well.

You're happy to give a black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man your cock? gay.

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>T-trust me, I do just fine with women.

I'm a white supremacist and I've fucked more nonwhites than whites, how's that for an answer. They love the big tough white man, and they don't want me to use condoms. I never tell them my name and just blow my load in them, and never see them again. Sexual conquest, baby.

Oh hey
This is for you:

Then don't believe me. It doesn't mean shit if some nu/b/ fags believe me. Maybe 6 years ago it would've meant something, but Sup Forums was shit then too.

You know what. Good for you.

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Wow. Your newfag is showing.. 6 years huh?

I've fucked my wife in the ass dozens of times with no problems. Perhaps you should not fuck diseased women.

>what does that make me, faggot?

"Terrified of your latent homosexuality", is the answer there, friend.

Believe me or don't, faggot. It doesn't change a thing.

Cute traps love prostate smashing anal, best thing is when they come you can feel their sphincter tightening and pulsating around your dick.

Just as with a vag, you gotta wait for nice weather before having a picnic. Some days are anal weather, others not.

There is also this awesome thing called an "enema" for when you wish to nearly eliminate the risk of shit-dick.