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gib blacc gf

*deports black gf for you*

Thanks :3

>any race of girl
>not female(male) gf

But you're straight

USAUSAUSA

theres no female(male) in denmark. you must have a very hard life

GIVE ME AN AMERICAN FEMALE(MALE) GF

I'll be your gf(male)

I'll take this general down, sunshine.

pls no ;_;

please treat and make her(him) happy

not on my watch subhuman

>there is a female drivers who only give females rides uber competitor
why is this allowed

>tfw no big titty Russian gf

don't care, would devastate

virgin detected

*waits for sissies to post*

post some OC first, then theyll flock here

do you guys get flu shots

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>getting vaccinated
i hope you really dont do this

I already have autism, why would I want more

stop being a fucking pussy

some motherfucker just withdrew his bid on my ebay auction and it's down by half again

didn't even know you could do that

I wish I could get sick, really enjoy it, but haven't been sick in years.

I haven't had the flu in over a decade
I have no reason to get a flu shot

you don't want to read books like kim peek?

>getting the flu
>ever

*cries*

What are you selling?

just old electronics

Oh, thought it would be asian feet paraphernalia

FOOT KRAUT HOURS

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would you buy her toe cast and put it in your shelf for display?

>Foot kraut selling anything feet related
That nigga keeps it all

whats the difference of noone,nobody and anyone
anybody ?

this looks like my gfs feet

yeah well we will need a pic of them then

I never took pics of her feet desu
I would but she is not that into ff
I get a succ or short fj every now and then and put them in my mouth a little bit when we are doing it at least

just grab the foot and snap one
hand her a bubble tea afterwards and she will have forgotten about it already

none may know the secret
nobody is home
anyone can become a pilot
can anybody help me

not good at explaining nor at grammar so thats all i can give

slow mornin

reckon the normoids are still deep in their drunken slumbers and the NEETs just going to bed a couple hours ago

got the ol' 'puter back up
still not sure what usb device was fucking up but kb and mouse work ok and thats all i need to shitpost

what if i told you i hacked you

but your not russian????

Sup fags

youtube.com/watch?v=y6wogkFWoIo

I WANT A FUCKING RUSSIAN GF
REEEEEEEEEEEE
youtu.be/Y-09rDiL7Nw

does he flip the half with the onions onto the half with the tomatoes or vice versa

he left that part out

Will be absolutely LIVID if this post gets (You)'s

...

guy is a legend

youtube.com/user/danpoetman/videos

I love his JACK ME UP dance.

Do you know Comedian/Entertainer Daniel Songer?

hi congay

Hey bud

did a laugh so hard i threw up
crazy

madman

Watching a documentary on Haile Selassie buds

Gonna do a cheeky wank lads

EVERY VOICE IN CELEBRATION

throat is slowly getting better

did you gave the succ?

Ooo-wee, boys...

it's been really swollen for the last few days, no idea how. But it's been hard to swallow

I'll go easier next time

rude tbqfwy

crispy

Most people use them interchangeably.

*asks you to do lewd things to me*

like what for example

buttstuff

but theres poop down there

But it feels good

I don't understand the draw of anal sex.

Giving the succ gets old

wide open spaces

My computer setup now consists of an entire wall of my room in a Lain-esque maze of wires monitors and other things
And I regret nothing

Well of course, since gays can't do vaginal but I was talking more about men who choose anal with women.

pic

>Tfw enjoy working on my computer way way more than anything I can actually do on it
feels weird man

I hate Finland now

>he doesn't like cute girlanuses

why

this shit needs to stop

because I love Finland now

haha why it's so funny xD
male (girl)

girl (male)

cute girl (boy)

xD

pollen is starting to come out lads

I do what I want

Supposedly you're supposed to last longer because the anal walls are smoother

>hangover headache

Argh

I've tried it a couple of times but never really liked it. There was one girl who preferred it but she was half black, so that wasn't surprising.

4 aspirin
quart of gatorade
quart of water
0.5mg xanax

you'll be feelin like a million bucks

*controls the weather*

*asks you to make it snow here*

I want to do psychedelics on top of of Mount Jade (Taiwan).

I want it too breh but shits not happening

...

Took two advil, a multivitamin and drank some water so I'll be right chipper soon enough.

>xanax

For what purpose

*gives you sun and a fucking heatwave*

*cries*