ITT: We rate eachother's tinders. Help some Sup Forumsros out with some pointers if necessary

ITT: We rate eachother's tinders. Help some Sup Forumsros out with some pointers if necessary.

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Dont be a fag

Are you even trying?

The dog picture is okay, but you seriously need another face.

Seems fine to me

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yeah it's braggy as fuck, but any suggestions?

10/10

I like the swastika on your neck 10/10

too wordy. break it down a bit. suppose you get a date and now everythings out there and you have nothing to talk about.

face?

why isn't your "girl friend" sucking your dick. get off tinder and get on that shit.

thanks, yeah I think so too

not comfortable posting to Sup Forums.
I'm about a 7/10, 6'4"

girlfriend has a long term boyfriend already.
Just glad to have her on the support team

Nigger you look like a fucking twelve year old trying to put on a cool face,
Get off this site

1/10 wouldn't steal kidneys

>nigger
is white
O- is most valuable kidney

The downside is you only have photos you've taken of yourself, sitting in the same chair at home. So the obvious read into that is he has no friends and sits at home alone all day, not going to have much fun with him.

Hows this?

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youre beyond hope. if dubs kys

My eyes died within the first few lines before I could tell you were joking.
>swipes left

I live another day

>undo


>swipes left again

just moved to a new town. no friends to take pictures of me. and im not going to use any pictures older than 6mo.

the worst thing about this is that you seem commited to the joke and then you puss out and explain yourself.

You guys are just fucking jelly

Sorry guys. I'm taking all the pussy

at least pretend you have friends somehow. set a timer on your phone for photos or something

Vegeta hair?

you can grow a decent beard, if your face lost 10lbs youd almost be a 4.

Maybe you wanna capitalize on that.?
>Hey, I've just moved here and looking to make new friends!
Also, theres tones of camera apps that have timers on them, or go to some local sightseeing place and ask someone to take a photo of you for you.

/20

How many gobstoppers do you have in your mouth!? amazing!!

>;P
>lol
>(but a cool one)
>japanese food

Are you a 13 year old girl, or do you just like cock?

My tinder anthem is America "horse with no name"

dude, I see you;re doing it by the book. bnut photo #6 should be in a group of people outside and photo #5 is gay. show off your body some other way

Fuck you, i hope you literally drown in all that pussy

If you use Tinder as a man, remember not to be the umpteenth conformist beta faggot with a metrosexual look with only selfies.

Post pictures where you get social proof. Unlike men who focus primarily on looks women also want men to be socially competent and who aren't conformist beta faggots.

Sure, if you're a hot guy you can get lays by looking pretty alone, but you'll probably miss out on a lot of opportunities as well. So use pictures that show you enjoying yourself in the company of women.

Keep in mind, looks fade fast, game not.

I didnt write it you fucking retard

Kek those were both (you)'s

I'm farmin' good today

You posted it, you fucking retard

I have the dicks of my rivals in there

your profile screams "introverted, beta, submissive, cuck." Lose all the gay shit and start over.

just end it tonight
you're pathetic no matter how much fake validation your not girlfriend gives you

I dono, theres a lot in there, but I don't think you could fit them all

How about this profile pic?

Why did you put it on your tinder, faggot?

It's shit and shows immaturity and it shows that you can't even write a simple paragraph about yourself.

Leave the house, faggot

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you probably get a match a week, and thats just because they're also one of the desperate fucks who swipe right on everyone.

Be funny, not retarded.

I posted what my chick friend wrote verbatim. There's time enough to edit it

I was gunning for social proof. at the very least it shows I have female friends which gives me an edge over some lone wolf basement dweller

nah, tho.

BDSM? Probably a good gameplan for you.

Don't be a faggot annon, be funny and leave info to talk about.

The fuck, what's up with that supermanlet pose on a mountain faggot

Fucked off of tinder 4x, but feel like it could be way more. Tips?

I text girls like an autist and get away with it

no, just no

this profile gets matches, please learn.

not even gay but i would...

Not mine, but this guy pulls

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fucking epic.

funny and clever. I need to borrow a dog

Plz help me fam i have never matched :(

>asks for criticism
>can't handle criticism

>Notices baby
11/10

We can all get a decent pull. Doesn't mean anything.

leave /b

My thoughts exactly, though the conversation would die pretty quick,
>"aww you have such a cute dog"
>"he's my friends sisters dog"
>"oh, ok"

Maybe try to be less direct with the butt touching...

Te veel selfies, je bent wel goodlooking (:$)

Je moet foto's derop zetten waar je andere dingen aan het doen bent, zoals sporten of uit met lekkere wijven, anders op vakantie ergens

>criticism

I've already received constructive criticism.
Any other 'cricticism' I'm just discarding as useless and unproductive

Sup Forums dream girl is on tinder
And I'm just some greedy for pussy asshole chad taking it

LIE! youre never gonna see these bitches again. if they dont run as soon as they see your dick consider it a win.

>"Trying to have conversations with members of the opposite gender in which we can discuss, among other things, me touching butts"
Yeah?

write "Trying to touch your butt" because it's more personal

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getting better.

don't take this shit too seriously guys

Makin /b dream nerd girl alll wet
Then I'll fuck her and never call her again

Marry her, then turn her into your twitch whore, playing league 22 hours a day so you can live a Lavish lifestyle

this was too savage. 11/10

photo 2: visible face check
photo 1: dog shot check
photo 3: you have a social life check
photo 4: quirky humour...?

you;re missing a body shot, preferable something outdoorsy

ok.. here goes..

>"He died"

Will she touch my dingdong now?

cringe lvl also 30

jimmy is een fucking flikker

average. have 1 photo not be a selfie faggot.

I'm fucking impressed.

Alleen voor de echt geile boypucci

not if you call it your dingdong.

she shut you down

second shut down, but she wants the attention so badly, she's bringing up sex.

to me she's just manipulating you, dumbass

Info are a bunch of emojis....

I'm a piece of shit irl but women flock to me

Get better pics. Less Selfies. Don't use a potato as a camera. Be funny in bio. Brighter background the better.

I could never talk to a girl about my dingdong so no I wouldn't call it that around her. I think 2k17 might be my year

Idk mate I got her number and we are gonna hang out next week