My time, is yours

My time, is yours

Go ahead.

and?

i think there's someone followi

Hello Jesus, what do you want from me?

So I'm getting into the gay porn industry, and I've got my first job on Wednesday. Some 50y/o guy wants me to stamp and jump on him while he lays down for a couple hours for ~$350. Is it a good idea?

Very good, proceed

Yes, i understand

My son, clambering on top of an older gentleman and placing your feet atop his genitalia is a good path to hell.

You should kiss first.

I work with special needs kids everyday and they range from minor behavioral issues to full on sperg potato in a wheelchair, and every time I see them, I wonder if some of them should even be alive, which brings me to the question: What is your favorite color? Mine is red.

If the real Jesus make this post dubs.

Is this you?

are you and jeebus gud fwends?

Jesus are traps gay?

pornhub or xvideos?

xvideos my son.

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OP GOT DUBS
>INB4 THE REAL JESUSCHRIST IS IN THIS THREAD

What is a good startup business for Finland that will make me filthy rich and able to provide and secure my family oh son of God?

Do unto others as you wold have them do unto you, you will have the answer during the right place and time my son.

I want a girlfriend plz Jesus
I will convert to Christianity

With neckbeard this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.

Thanks Jesus love you

I will watch over you.

Why I am so lonely? :-(

Sheezus, nice dubs Son of God.

Jesus, I got into terrible debt after having a mental breakdown (a proper hospital job, not some teen angst shit) can you do something to make it go away. I'm struggling pretty badly Jesus. Xx

No one will ever love you more than I.

Don't mistake God's patience for his absence, His timing is perfect, and His presence is constant. He's always with you!

If my post is trips, jesus exists

Thanks Jesus, love you. X

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Are traps gay?

Can you grant me the wish of winning the lottery? I feel as if I'm running out of time with all these protests in the streets. I still believe i can leave this planet a little better off then I found it but it's so money driven it sickens me. I need the money to help them. Can you help me?

Hey, it's this guy, who fucked the goat?!