I've been in the Stolen Valor game for about a year now. The free meals and cheap movie tickets are great...

I've been in the Stolen Valor game for about a year now. The free meals and cheap movie tickets are great, but i want to take it to the next level. Any tips, tricks and suggestions from other SV fans out there?

Other urls found in this thread:

india.com/lifestyle/veterans-get-free-blowjobs-by-pornstars-in-veteran-day-2016-party-nsfw-video-1649761/
congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

pic related

Incoming triggered faggots

buttblaster armyfag

you called?

You're a troll. I don't even know a thing about military awards and that combination on your jacket is so obviously bullshit that anyone could spot it. No way you'd make it this long wearing that.

You could always kill yourself

I mean, not cause of the "honor of heros" shit, i mean cause that is the lowest rent teir of con artist there is. We respect government grifters more than SVs

This is good b8. Actually made me angry despite the obviousness of it.

Also, fuck you.

see:

Why is this relevant?

i agree with OP since the US military fights for jewish interests there is no real honor in serving

Americans apparently get madly triggered by this stolen valor thing?

Stay mad fags. I'll be enjoying my discounted mattresses and the salutes of little kids.

Yeah, get some new bait

...

thats not him you dick. He didnt claim to be either

What do you use for a false history? What unit were you in?

Why is this relevant?

I started wearing my dad's old uniform after he was killed in Afghanistan, and i'm tall for my age, so no one said anything the first few times a did it. The free large drinks at McDonalds is cash.

Why is this relevant?

Why is this relevant?

Why is this relevant?

Why is this relevant?

it will take one vet to spot you, beat you near death, and have you paying out the ass for it

Fuck off. What are you doing?

It was a question-ish. This stuff sprouts up every once in a while and I don't really understand the fuss.

Nah, he'd be paying for it. Wearing uniforms is protected by the 1st Amendment. Stay mad fags.

if i ever find anyone who knowingly stole valor i would beat the shit out of them

my advice is watch your back

Why is this relevant?

Why is this relevant?

Why is this relevant?

And here you are sitting on your fat ass doing nothing. Shut the fuck up faggot.

>I've been posting copy pasta for about a year now. I love cock rate/trap threads, but i want to take it to the next level. Any tips, tricks and suggestions from other cock fans out there?

why is this relevant

What did he mean by this?

You think soldiers can spot me? I don't think so, i've been in the SV game for too long. Not scares of a bunch of high-school dropouts.

Why is this relevant

lol@ this faggot if he's actually killed someone those medals aren't real or something

What's your army story then?

actually im posting this from my phone not at my house. im always happy to meet other veterans but if they dont pan out i wont hesitate to lay into them.

people who do this are shit heads. its not much different from dressing up a a cop to steal kids

Jesus christ, Op. Reading though your post has made me rock solid, My cock is practically leaking salty pre-cum down my ballsack, I mean.. I just didn't know anons like you still existed...

>You think faggots can spot me? I don't think so, i've been HIV postive for too long. I gave HIV to bunch of high-schoolers.

You didn't though did you.

Why is this relevant?

>he says in a Sup Forums thread
Like I said, shut the fuck up faggot.

I don't get all the hate. It's no different from wearing a football jersey. Wearing the jersey doesn't make you Tom Brady. It's just a way of showing your respect.

cops steal kids?

brb getting a cop uniform

...

relevent this is why?

you stand out like a sore thumb, anyone whos been through basic training can tell your full of shit

Well i think my job here is done

my point exactly

m8 nobody gets that meny ribons unless fighting in atleast 3 wars

You look like the biggest faggot hahahaha why you look like that with somany medals l would think it's your family members that passed away or that you were a fake which is even funnier to laugh at

Nah, cops are smarter than soldiers. They'd spot you too quickly. It's easier when most only have a GED.

What the fuck is this autism?

Dis nigga won WWII all by himself.

soldiers a trained to spot the enemy, cops are trained to spot criminals its not about being smart and your argument is an opinion

impersonating a government official is not protected by the first amendment, are you fucking retarded?

Look it up homie. Wearing a uniform is perfectly legal in the US

whats that medal near your heart? did you get that for climbing stairs?

fucking dumb faggot, at least try to make it realistic

A soldier is not necessarily a government official.

Nah, they're trained to clean toilets and fill out forms. Trust me, it hasn't been a problem.

It is different though. When you wear a jersey with Tom Brady on it , you're not convincing anyone. But when you walk around in a uniform for the purpose of convincing people you're this or that, you're tricking people.

but is it moral that is the question. i could say i donate to charity when i dont but is it moral?

But impersonating someone for material gain such as discounts is a form of fraud

That's they're problem, not mine.

yeah well i know which one i would rather go to war with

you could get a free blowjob instead of a free coke at mcdonalds...

india.com/lifestyle/veterans-get-free-blowjobs-by-pornstars-in-veteran-day-2016-party-nsfw-video-1649761/

Only suckers go to war. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

not only that but didn't Obama sign this thing called the Stolen Valor act passing certain laws like this particular gem? Stolen Valor federal law. (H.R.258)
congress.gov/bill/113th-congress/house-bill/258

WTF is that uniform lol

Sweet. Thanks for the tip.

It takes more bravery to do Stolen Valor than it does to march in straight lines, clean toilets and get buttfucked by your drill Sargent.

THis guy is the real hero

these guys used to trigger me, but look at that guy, he clearly has an undiagnosed mental health issue

only faggots dont fight for their freedom and roll over

How many ranks that nigga got?

only faggots die young. I'll be enjoying my freedom. Thanks sucker.

he diamond prestiged in cod, just showing the word!

yo check out my sweet medals bro. i won them in iraq and nam

dats da nigga that killed bin laden. you get all the ranks for that.

>WTF is that uniform lol
It's a combo air force/infantry/u-boat captain uniform.

>triggered

That fat fuck looks like he ATE Iraq and Afghanistan.

/thread

kek that seal trident

noice. that's some top-notch SV.

>Air Force

>Combat Infantry Badge

>niggrd

Well, he kinda looks like a retarded walrus, sooo...

If you're gonna SV at least get your medals in their right order nigger.

...

I don't even try to get discounts. I just like the way people smile at me and the way old guys and little kids salute me.

I seriously do not think you could be any more retarded if you tried.

>getting this triggered over someone impersonating a high school dropout who got paid tax dollars to shoot at goats and the sandnigs fucking them

same

People getting trolled hard...

>expecting someone silly enough to wear unearned medals to exercise common sense or restraint

You really dont realize that it might actually be a militaryfag trying to rustle your jimmies. Or at least someone who recently googled stolen valor.

My man, I get free drinks at the bar in my town because people think I was in vietnam even though I just went over there for a month long vacation.

>i've seen some shit
Those ladyboys didnt clean there asses well