When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

about 1 month ago. im 21 and it was my first, i hated it.

yes

tell your dad to use more lube next time

yesterday

About an hour ago.

last night BOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

lost my virginity, shit was mediocre cash

>with girl
years

>with guy
couple months

>with dog
like 3 days ago

yesterday too. i guess i will again in an hour when we put the washing on the drying rack

Last night.. Old pussy but good i AM 28 she 39.. And she ride My like it was her last time..

whitney wisconsin?

My names not Whitney, but I am in Wisconsin.

Just got a BJ two days ago but i will fuck in like 3 or 4 hours maybe i got to do something before

I've never had sex

In 5 days ;)

About two years ago, we didnt want to end the relationship with a handshake and a awkward hug. I never hate fucked something until her. We went out for coffee two weeks later and made out in front of her place. I pulled myself away because i was happy. I didnt have to deal crazy bipolar ass, her having panic attacks, her correcting me whenever i used improper english, her only venting about school and work.
Hardest thing ive ever done.

Last October with a jew

the only one happy day in my life that i had sex
was in 7th grade with one of my classmates
i still got those nudes from back then tho
she was my first
and... probably my last lmao

about one month ago
banged a friend of mine who has a bf for the second time
i tied her up and made her my sub slut, slap her face, grab her by the neck, fuck her ass raw
afterwards she told me it was her first time bdsm experience
mfw it was her obvious kink and shes been for 3 years with that bf
now that fantasy is hardwired on her brain and i cant wait to make her my toy again

wake up user, it's time for school.

wait for that rape charge to come rolling in.

About a month.

Christmas night just gone :( too long

Yesterday...my wife lets me put it in her ass on Superbowl Sunday kinda been a tradition for the last 20 years.

Never. Seems gross and a waste of time and money.

>implying I already had sex in my life

never
>still a virgin
>probably will die a virgin

^_^

About 5 days ago. I hadn't fucked in almost 2 years and Wednesday marks our 12th time in a month. She's pregnant (by someone else) too so for the first time ever I get to fuck raw & do creampies. Every damn time

2 days ago.

My GF's roommate is being an asshole and didn't let her know she was moving.

Soooo... We had a play session on her soon to not be roommate's couch.

Yesterday, feelsgoodman

2 weeks ago. Last friday i would have had sex again but i forgot condoms.
Feels fucking bad honestly

2008

you seem vanilla as fuck m8
she was BEGGING me to take her to my place after we make out

3 days ago

About 8 hours ago. Fucked my wife. Pic related.

Motherfucking mobile browser dropped the image.

cuck monday again?

>tfw yesterday

Feels good to have a nympho gf who is hot as fuck. Last night she was enjoying it so much she had to cover her mouth because she was moaning so loud. Shit was definitely cash.

what is she? dark chink malay?

Almost a month ago
>married

>tfw dating mexican/native american girl

I can't ever go back to white girls. I've got the fever for brown girls and it'll never be the same. I just love everything about her body

She's Latina. I agree, Latinas are fucking hot.

Based latin fever bro. Have a nude of my gf

Very hot, +1

Alright I tell you
>I was only nine years old
>loved shrek so much
>had all the merchandise and movies
>prayed to shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>Shrek is love, I'd say, Shrek is life
>Dad walks in
>ohshitman.jpg
>he calls me a faggot
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for shrek
>I call him a cunt
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>laying in bed and it's really cold
>I feel a warmth move toward me
>I feel something touch me
>It's shrek
>happyfappy.jpg
>He whispers in my ear
>"this is my swamp"
>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my asscheeks for shrek
>He penetrates my butthole
>It hurts so much but I do it for shrek
>he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>my dad walks in
>shrek looks him straight in the eye and says
>"It's all ogre now"
>Shrek flies out through my window
>Shrek is love
>Shrek is life
>mfw when I'm a dank crusader

Heres my girl wearing a bunny onesie. It took all my strength to not cut a hole in the butt and fuck her cute bunny ass from behind

Wanna trade my wife for your gf?

Used to have sex twice a week or so, now once every 2 weeks. Her sex drive plummeted because apparently she's stressed from school or some bullshit.

Hmmm I'll pass. I love my girlfriend a lot and I'm pretty possesive of her.

2 years ago

It's not for everyone.

5 months

Last time I had sex was with my ex girlfriend in november. Guys, I miss sex so much. I've been masturbating like crazy the last few months, but now that just isn't enough. I fucking hate blue balls.

Years and years and years

And before that i had been years and years and years and tears and years.

I've thought about us having a threesome with another guy, but its really only a fantasy.

You should jerk off to my gf. I'll let her know some guy on the internet busted a nut to her. She loves that stuff.

As does mine. You can look her up on imagefap.com. Her name is LatinaPrincess.

June 2016

3 years ago

Damn your girl is hot as fuck. Congrats on the smoking babe. Feels good to be dating a hottie huh

What part?

...

Last Friday night. Accidentally fucked the shit out of my best friends girlfriend. Probably lost all the shit I let him borrow but totally worth it. Was nearly two years before that.

good sex? december

shit drunk sex? January

got dumped on new years so not been in the mood to see girls, in the mood now though so banging on friday

5 days ago

about 2 weeks ago, w my gf, and it was meh.

wife swallowed my load last night. doesn't happen very often though

December, called my ex and fucked her brains out. Felt pretty dirty afterwards since she is like 15 kilos heavier now. Feels indiferent man.

lol'd

Is nobody going to point out that this broad is taking selfies with an iPad?

>has gf
>2 weeks

Dude how can you live? I get antsy and upset if its been 2 days without sex. Either she or you are bad at sex which isn't the end of the world.

Ask her if there is anything you can do better in the bedroom or she wants you to do. Communication is key as fuck in getting girls to enjoy sex. Also make sure to go down on her liberally. I go down on my girl almost every day and after we talk about what felt really good and what was meh.

Open communication isn't wierd or awkward. If anything its sexy because she'll understand that you want to make her feel as good as possible.

its a legit concern. you should at least have some text messages proving she was asking for it ready in case it ever happens Sup Forumsro

Never had sex

both of those things make you sound like a tremendous faggot.

Fri when school got out..

A tremendous faggot with a girlfriend I fuck everyday. She is pretty much my property and does whatever I want her to. I'm also not anxious as fuck because she knows she's mine.

If anything thats alpha as fuck.

friday night and saturday morning, also got a handjob yesterday

last night and it was actually fucking terrible where i didnt even finish and she just layed there crying about the fact I didnt wanna beat her with random objects so she could get off was fucking weird

wtf same lol
it wasnt as good as i imagined it to be but still enjoyable

last time i had sex was 2003 and believe me my brother, it wasn't free

Thursday with pic related

last night with my sub

two weeks ago with her. if you're in japan and see her on tinder, go for it. she's horny af

8 hours ago. Said it felt like I was impaling her ovaries.

25hrs ago

October

4years ago considering becoming an hero

When was the last time you got a promotion?

>18+
>keeps nudes from a 12-13 year old

1993

Two days ago. Dominating Asian pussy is the best feeling.

never.

still virgin, and unironically proud of it.

>unironically proud
why

same here, but I am not proud of it

2 hours ago

i don't remember

Last night, will again tonight.
Been with the same girl for 6 years, made her my submissive fuck toy who will do anything to make me happy.

Life is good.

Bought a backpage blowjob yesterday, does that count?