She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

bang the fuck outta her

>What do?
Anything and everything to not look like food

Let her continue and enjoy

Fill her pussy with cum

buy her a double cheeseburger, then take her home and fuck her.

Drink enough beer to make her look thin and then fuck her.

Buy her two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

Kek

Bang her....cum on her ass...not call her again and not tell anyone. But post on Sup Forums with no proof

Buy her a bunch of cupcakes, then fuck her in the ass as she eats them.

the damage to that skirt must have been an earth shattering fart that could have sunk japan
and i bet she never noticed

Run, Forrest, run!

shes hot as fuck wonder if she does anal

Flirt with her and start feeling her up. Take her to a hotel or whatever and do some depraved shit.

Harpoon her and rope her in. Sell the blubber for a decent price on the black market.

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Nah. She would have noticed.

hand up her ass, grab some shit, make her eat it

"joke" about facesitting and hope she's into it.

With that huge butt, she could really pull that off.

360 and walk away

thats literally her job

lol
But seriously, would bang

Man, Sup Forums standards have gone down a bit, haven't they?

Well, it's a fat Asian woman.....from Japan.

That's like finding a needle in a haystack.

Cry

A pussy is a pussy. Besides, I've never had "fat Asian". Another one to cross off the list.

I'm more concerned with all the trap-loving faggots who still deny they're gay here.

A fat woman is still obviously a woman, compared to a trap. If anything, fatness exaggerates a woman's body.

Assume it's a prank

>mfw no one ever flirts with me, ever

fatness can do the opposite too, based on genetics.

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Become her willing fart-slave, a prisoner of her gas.

You already are. Global warming is directly caused by fat people farting.

point it into the direction of the nearest ocean.

Of course. There are secret factories, where countless fat women have their farts concentrated and released into the air.

They're all clad in bondage gear of course.

introduce a metric fuckton of my genetics deep into her vagina

Go home
Have diarrhea
Celiac disease is fun

I'd probably ready the fucking harpoons.

Go "home" with her. Tell her I live close to the docks. I get a forklift to carry to the back alley of the Fish Market because it can't waddle that far.

Tie her up with mooring lines from a Naval Gunner.

Sell her to the Japs for Fin Soup.

Profit! Return to bar for night with girls who are actually human.

Sell her back to the

1) date her.
2) marry her.
3) ...
4) PROFIT !!!

Off fucking course I would fuck her.

The loneliness is getting to my nerves.

her to introduce me to her hot, skinny friend

you should learn to eat right instead of complaining on Sup Forums